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Mulaney Power Move posted:why does every opponent of john cena need to go on a mission to "expose" him We're all patiently waiting for the John Cena nudes, but his opponents are tired of waiting.
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Mulaney Power Move posted:why does every opponent of john cena need to go on a mission to "expose" him It's the same reason Luthor keeps trying to prove Superman isn't perfect. When you write someone as the unquestionable moral paragon, you need someone to call that into question so they can be proven wrong. E: also they're trying to recapture the magic of the Punk promo where he compared Cena to the Yankees. I Before E fucked around with this message at 21:21 on Jun 9, 2015 |
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Mulaney Power Move posted:why does every opponent of john cena need to go on a mission to "expose" him worked for Hogan's opponents
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Dr. rear end posted:worked for Hogan's opponents Only Bubba the love sponge succeeded.
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Mulaney Power Move posted:why does every opponent of john cena need to go on a mission to "expose" him Because John Cena is a terrible boring character no matter how many "fiery" promos he cuts pandering and spewing catchphrases.
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SamuraiFoochs posted:There are some things beyond even my powers of rationalization, friend. Just don't show us Foochspreading and we're cool.
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Thauros posted:Yeah, especially when he teased us with the prospect of Colemanmania running wild on Raw and failing to deliver. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS9vdoX3Ju0
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John Cena promos exist in a world of their own. They don't make sense in the context of what was said before, they don't make sense in the context of what was said after, but they're there. Also I can't find any good wrestletweets to accompany this so ho hum.
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I am also fine w/ Harper and Rowan getting back together since even when they split they didn't really ever seem to dislike each other. Maybe Rowan just likes hitting dudes more than Rubix Cubes and White Zinfandel
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I DON'T LIKE BULLIES *kicks Torito's rear end* the erick rowan story
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triplexpac posted:Shane Douglas is awesome, you shut your drat mouth I will always love Shane Douglas due to his ECW run and Dean Douglas (which I loved just because it was him). I'm with you, goon buddy!
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triplexpac posted:Shane Douglas is awesome, you shut your drat mouth  Awwww Dave why do you have to be one of those sports journalists.
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Sadaharu Oh is the real record holder. Everyone knows Dave is biased toward Japan anyways.
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achillesforever6 posted:Hear he is actually a nice guy outside the ring/not promoting stuff. Same with Virgil. Why did he exclude it? Steroids? I mean, Ben Johnson didn't get a gold medal, maybe it's reasonable that Bonds doesn't get a record.
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Memento posted:Why did he exclude it? Steroids? I mean, Ben Johnson didn't get a gold medal, maybe it's reasonable that Bonds doesn't get a record. Barry Bonds did every steroid ever invented. He was also the greatest baseball player of all time. Some people have a hard time reconciling these facts. On the other hand, .362/.609/.812
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Luigi Thirty posted:Barry Bonds did every steroid ever invented. He was also the greatest baseball player of all time. Some people have a hard time reconciling these facts.
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Jun 10, 2015 01:06
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Dave follows the most roided sports ever ,how can he draw any sort of moral line?
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Barry Bonds never tested positive for anything.
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Bigass Moth posted:Dave follows the most roided sports ever ,how can he draw any sort of moral line? I cant tell if you're saying MMA is filled with Roids or Wrestling is a sport.
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Memento posted:Why did he exclude it? Steroids? I mean, Ben Johnson didn't get a gold medal, maybe it's reasonable that Bonds doesn't get a record. Do we have to take away Hank Aaron's records too since he (admittedly) was hopped up on greenies for like half his career then?
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IcePhoenix posted:Do we have to take away Hank Aaron's records too since he (admittedly) was hopped up on greenies for like half his career then? Yes.
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I may disagree with him, but if you want to mention that you feel there should be an asterisk next to the record or that he doesn't belong in the HoF that's one thing. It's ludicrous though to deny that the man hit the most home runs in MLB history while criticizing someone else for mentioning the wrong record holder while talking about how important and famous the record is.Memento posted:Why did he exclude it? Steroids? I mean, Ben Johnson didn't get a gold medal, maybe it's reasonable that Bonds doesn't get a record. Ben Johnson and Lance Armstrong were officially stripped of their achievements, Bonds was not.
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Gonzo McFee posted:I cant tell if you're saying MMA is filled with Roids or Wrestling is a sport. If wrestling isn't a sport, how can NJPW be the King Of Sports? Checkmate atheists
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It was obviously a reference to CMLL bodybuilding competitions
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oatgan posted:It was obviously a reference to CMLL bodybuilding competitions Which the WBF is still better than
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IcePhoenix posted:Do we have to take away Hank Aaron's records too since he (admittedly) was hopped up on greenies for like half his career then? Yep. I mean, it's pretty easy for me to sit here and talk about your sports, where the sport I enjoy that is the most analogous to baseball, cricket (both bat/ball sports, both take ages, both can be boring and riveting in equal measure) gives no advantages at all for steroid use. Being stronger in cricket does you no good, and you're not taxing your body to the point where enhanced recovery time will help you. Thauros posted:Ben Johnson and Lance Armstrong were officially stripped of their achievements, Bonds was not. If WADA or USADA got their hands on a Barry Bonds sample today that was frozen while he was playing, would he test positive? I mean, I get that he never tested positive for anything while he was playing, but isn't there a ton of evidence he used while he was hitting all of those runs? On the other hand, maybe it's not fair to Barry and Hank, because they didn't ever test positive for anything. Hearsay and conjecture are pretty lovely ways to judge talented athletes. It's a complicated issue.
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Luigi Thirty posted:Barry Bonds did every steroid ever invented. He was also the greatest baseball player of all time. Some people have a hard time reconciling these facts. Love them or Hate them, you gotta respect Steroids.
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Bigass Moth posted:Dave follows the most roided sports ever ,how can he draw any sort of moral line? is this a real post
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Speaking of wrestlers on twitter and stick-ball sports.
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You know, as goofy as Sid is, he seems to have a bit of self-awareness whenever I see him talk about himself.
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Look out world, @TheReal_Virgil has arrived! y'all gotta follow him bitches Let's see what Virgil gets up to. Tossing out some solid Raw advice: @TheReal_Virgil posted:Kane is not doing what Virg would do as a corporate protector #RAW Not quite understanding how twitter works: @TheReal_Virgil posted:Man for $9.99 you could follow my rear end and know what glory feels like Sharing 5 year past expiration date IHOP coupons from Weatherford TX: @TheReal_Virgil posted:That's what friends are for Claiming credit for Tidus's success: @TheReal_Virgil posted:Hey @TitusONeilWWE where you think millions of dollars came from son? You know it baby. And then you think.. could this possibly be a well thought out troll account?? https://twitter.com/TheReal_Virgil/status/601079269910048769 NOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sid rules. I don't care how many times he stabbed Arn. Plus he used to blow off TV tapings to play pro softball which is loving hillarious  Barry Bonds tested positive for a head elephantiasis that he battled for the rest of his career, its a miracle he played at all, a true warrior hero spirit. Bonds would have been the greatest baseball player whoever walked the earth (except for Ken Griffey Junior and Willie Mays) steroids or not, but he played in an era where you had to juice to keep up, he was just really good at juicing too.
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Marquis de Pyro posted:I DON'T LIKE BULLIES It would have been neat if they stayed heel and face but never caring for each other alignment. Like Harper would cheat or attack someone else but Rowan wouldn't care while Harper doesn't mind that Rowan keeps it fair in the ring.
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Nah that would take nuance. Nuance has no place in wwe.
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NickRoweFillea posted:
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rovert posted:Uproxx never covered Havokgate. Is this part of the conspiracy Rovert
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i don't want to put words in rovert's mouth but i'm guessing his angle is that uproxx is a bunch of social justice warriors crying "problematic" about every little thing so why no article about havok the answer is, of course, who cares
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oatgan posted:i don't want to put words in rovert's mouth but i'm guessing his angle is that uproxx is a bunch of social justice warriors crying "problematic" about every little thing so why no article about havok As she is female indie Wrestler. They never did an article on Kimber Lee's "Pay My College Fees" GoFundMe either.
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