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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InlgMg0bp1o

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Chunky Salsa
Aug 31, 2016

"Isn't that right, Zach?"

Zyla posted:

you cannot die of boredom. it is impossible to die from being bored. you will wish for death. it will not come.

I learned this in college after being extremely sleep deprived and having a teacher make us watch a video where the sound messed up and we all had to sit in silence and I just had to watch for painful minutes upon minutes where 30+ students sat there and wondered if life was just a thing where you put up with increasing amounts of bullshit that you didn't want to do

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
imma catholic
and im proudly a catholic
buddists are cool and all, but are just as flawed as every other religion

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Chunky Salsa posted:

I learned this in college after being extremely sleep deprived and having a teacher make us watch a video where the sound messed up and we all had to sit in silence and I just had to watch for painful minutes upon minutes where 30+ students sat there and wondered if life was just a thing where you put up with increasing amounts of bullshit that you didn't want to do

this is basically life

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
god's blood is wine.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Admiral Ray posted:

was the demon hot

i didn't get that far, sorry

I think it was called New Kadampa Tradition

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
OK some rear end in a top hat decided to change their cellphone ring 2 a loud af ominous tone that sounded like some civil defense poo poo and thru me into fight or flight mode mid piss

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Here's to being disappointed in the morning that nowhere was nuked in the night.

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

Baloogan posted:

its just brain chemistry duder
ur smart enough to be unhappy, be happy about that
just chill and enjoy irl

This!

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Chunky Salsa posted:

I learned this in college after being extremely sleep deprived and having a teacher make us watch a video where the sound messed up and we all had to sit in silence and I just had to watch for painful minutes upon minutes where 30+ students sat there and wondered if life was just a thing where you put up with increasing amounts of bullshit that you didn't want to do

god i feel for you you loving cuckhold think you expericned hardship loving live irl for a day

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
ok now apparently im told it was an amber alert for some missing tot

ffs is that really necessary at 11:30p on a wed nite u goddamn imbeciles - do ur own job u fkn pigs

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

lol aren't u supposed to hate on me 24/7

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


whoa

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
i have no strong feelings about catholics which makes me pretty catholic tbh

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Baloogan posted:

god's blood is wine.

i ain't worshipping no edible god

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




every time youtube recommends this video to me im tempted to watch it again

its just so strange and earnest


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FD-ervZJJHc

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
i stole the baby it was me i was the baby i stole myself

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Mariana Horchata posted:

ok now apparently im told it was an amber alert for some missing tot

ffs is that really necessary at 11:30p on a wed nite u goddamn imbeciles - do ur own job u fkn pigs

they're trying to scare the abductor into a car accident

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Remember when Volkswagen asked their Chattanooga plant to unionize so they could negotiate contracts easier, and the state government threatened to withdraw their tax incentives and sent letters to workers saying their jobs would leave if it happened? that rocked so hard.

I didn't get to mention it last time this came up, but when I was in school at Thomas Jefferson University in 2012 when one of the unions in the hospital was threatening to strike with an upcoming contract negotiation. The university sent out a blast email, of which I assume was entirely directed at employees and not exactly students. They warned of the insidious proletariat rally, to avoid it, not come in contact with any disgusting wage slaves, and that security will be monitoring the rally for any signs of collusion by nonunion employees so that they can quickly fired.

It blows my mind that high ups aren't abusing the potential of unions. Simple across the board work contracts that they can make absolutely poo poo because unions have no power these days and always fold when it comes to owning up on their bluff of striking.

Asproigerosis has issued a correction as of 04:40 on Aug 10, 2017

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Mariana Horchata posted:

ok now apparently im told it was an amber alert for some missing tot

ffs is that really necessary at 11:30p on a wed nite u goddamn imbeciles

remember when Nancy Grace would tweet about dead kids all the time

like someone would leave their kid to bake in a car and she'd tweet about like #HotTot

Chunky Salsa
Aug 31, 2016

"Isn't that right, Zach?"

logikv9 posted:

this is basically life

I learned a lot of things that day but none of them were in that video

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

ScrubLeague posted:

i have no strong feelings about catholics which makes me pretty catholic tbh

i am blessed 2 have had zero 2 do w/ catholism growing up

unfortunately one of my oldest friends did and ended up getting molested by a serial offender who is now serving life

the dude even showed up to their confirmation...i wish i had known and had the chance 2 stick a knife in his throat

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Mayor Dave posted:

i ain't worshipping no edible god

gently caress you, god is literally edible, the universe is god
everyething uve ever eaten is god

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Baloogan posted:

gently caress you, god is literally edible, the universe is god
everyething uve ever eaten is god

ur god is a stale cracker and watered-down wine lmao

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

skaboomizzy posted:

remember when Nancy Grace would tweet about dead kids all the time

like someone would leave their kid to bake in a car and she'd tweet about like #HotTot

who?

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003
its kind of messed up how dalton rips that guys neck off and then has to kick him in the river

BrownieMinusEye
Apr 22, 2008

Oven Wrangler

Zyla posted:

true fact i voted for jeb in the primary

We're all drunk and nihilistic here. I have good news in life but I keep it from you all because its makes more sense if everything is falling apart in this thread.

Evolution doesn't make the same mistake more than a few times in a row so if this is meant to end then gently caress it, it will and that sunglass wearing blonde white kid will be our memorium

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
gods blood gives me a headache but its not as bad to throw up as booze tho

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



the most militant atheist I know grew up catholic, he hates all their poo poo

I think he's just mad they took away his 1st level spells

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

deadgoon posted:

i stole the baby it was me i was the baby i stole myself

nice av sellout

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Mariana Horchata posted:

ok now apparently im told it was an amber alert for some missing tot

ffs is that really necessary at 11:30p on a wed nite u goddamn imbeciles - do ur own job u fkn pigs

i mean to the parents it probably is

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Zyla I hope u have a better day tomorrow than today was and ya feel a bit happier :unsmith: same for everyone really.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
hey girl just picked up some gods blood coolers wanna netflix anmd chill?

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

skaboomizzy posted:

i didn't get that far, sorry

I think it was called New Kadampa Tradition

quote:

The 10 vows in New Kadampa Tradition ordination are identical for both nuns and monks:[76]

abandon killing
abandon stealing
abandon sexual activity
abandon lying and cheating
abandon taking intoxicants
practice contentment
reduce one's desire for worldly pleasures
abandon engaging in meaningless activities
maintain the commitments of refuge
practise the three trainings of pure moral discipline, concentration, and wisdom

i will not

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Mayor Dave posted:

ur god is a stale cracker and watered-down wine lmao

ya
isn't that deep tho?
the catholic god is the god of the poor

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

EXCUSE ME COULD YOU STOP SEARCHING FOR YOUR CHILD, IT'S REAL LATE

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Yinlock posted:

i mean to the parents it probably is

ok

lets settle then and blame ppl who dont leave their phones on silent k?

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Chunky Salsa
Aug 31, 2016

"Isn't that right, Zach?"

Baloogan posted:

god i feel for you you loving cuckhold think you expericned hardship loving live irl for a day

I don't mind putting up with a good portion of your bullshit Loogs but gotta say, personally, from the deepest recesses of my heart- lol if you think this was the worst day of my life

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