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Captain No-mates

vice.com op-ed posted:

i can come over and help if you want

im very upset at snakemen and would appreciate the help

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nvm no cake

Captain No-mates posted:

im very upset at snakemen and would appreciate the help

i killed the fireball guy first it seemed to make it easier to manage.

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thepiratebae.se posted:

the first boss is a loving pushover. so is the second boss. they're tutorial bosses.

if you're having difficulty with the tutorial then maybe you should go back to mario kart

please do not be rude to people trying their best in games

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thepiratebae.se posted:

the first boss is a loving pushover. so is the second boss. they're tutorial bosses.

if you're having difficulty with the tutorial then maybe you should go back to mario kart

actually the first boss is arguably harder than a lot of other ones because the distance from the lantern to it is very high, makign it likely that new players will have depleted their resources before they reach it

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technically theres a shortcut right next to it but ive never seen anyone find it before trying to fight the boss

tao of lmao

thepiratebae.se posted:

the first boss is a loving pushover. so is the second boss. they're tutorial bosses.

if you're having difficulty with the tutorial then maybe you should go back to mario kart

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Ebrietas gets my vote as hardest boss ~

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or maybbbeee the 2nd time you fight watchdog in the pthumeru chalice dungeons

saboten

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technically theres a shortcut right next to it but ive never seen anyone find it before trying to fight the boss

i did this by accident after getting lost for an hour in the aqueducts and i also bumped into the second boss somehow. the first one is dead!!

thank u bacalou

Stormyish

modded new vegas, whenever it decides to run

Scaly Haylie

Stormyish posted:

modded new vegas, whenever it decides to run

what kind of mods?

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i think all i have left in my first ds playthrough is tomb of the giants, dukes archives, demon ruins/izalith and the big tree/area under it. i should probably buy the dlc

Stormyish

Lizard Wizard posted:

what kind of mods?

basically all of them except the porn ones

Captain No-mates

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i think all i have left in my first ds playthrough is tomb of the giants, dukes archives, demon ruins/izalith and the big tree/area under it. i should probably buy the dlc

The DLC contains the best boss fights so ya def get it.


Me and Bwatts slaughtered the snakemen, I was just depending on my whips range too much and their stetch arms were owning me. Way easier if I stayed in close so I could parry easier.

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thepiratebae.se posted:

the first boss is a loving pushover. so is the second boss. they're tutorial bosses.

if you're having difficulty with the tutorial then maybe you should go back to mario kart

mario kart is really difficult

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thepiratebae.se posted:

the first boss is a loving pushover. so is the second boss. they're tutorial bosses.

if you're having difficulty with the tutorial then maybe you should go back to mario kart

thanks for being so helpful!

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my entire etrian mystery dungeon party died to the first enemy I encountered

bwatts

Portable Staplefrog posted:

thanks for being so helpful!

have youplayed any of the souls games

Portable Staplefrog

vice.com op-ed posted:

have youplayed any of the souls games
yes and i'm bad at them too. i did survive the first enemy in etrian mystery dungeon though

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you defeat a souls game by having a strong heart and refusing to submit after dying stupidly for the 10th time that evening, not by being good

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although i guess being good might help i dunno

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you defeat a souls game by having a strong heart and refusing to submit after dying stupidly for the 10th time that evening, not by being good

no

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you defeat souls games by playing souls games until youre good at souls games,which is why I was able to kill a lot of the bosses in bloodborne on my first attempt

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i am going to prove you wrong by beating every one while still being really bad

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youre probably not as bad at the game as you thought oyu were then

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the first boss is a loving pushover. i snap my fingers and hes loving dead. DEAD. are you stupid? are you retarded bro? so is the second "boss" (i even posted a meme on reddit about how easy he is). they're tutorial bosses you buttmunch.

if you're having difficulty with the :siren:tutorial:siren: then maybe you should go back to mario kart. choose 200 cc and drive off a loving cliff. i hope the easy mode prompt from devil may cry pops up and when you choose yes you loving DIE

thepiratebae.se signing out,


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in a game where progress is measured by defeating enemies, defeating all the enemies usually means youre at least Decent

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youre probably not as bad at the game as you thought oyu were then
i did beat o&s in like an hour of actual attempts when apparently it takes some people weeks but i prefer to underestimate

ulvir

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i did beat o&s in like an hour of actual attempts when apparently it takes some people weeks but i prefer to underestimate

oh man what a brutal roadblock that is the first time. and it also becomes the most fun fight in the game once you get the hang of it. its everything I love about souls

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i think i did it the easy way by killing ornstein first. next time im gonna try it the other way

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it is slightly easier that way... you get an item if you do it the other way

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i just finished bloodborne~... gonna go do a dark souls 2 playthrough to do all he dlc i never played and then come abck and see if i can make a bloodtinge/arcane guns/spells only build work (probably not)

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im not sure if i want to jump directly into ng+ when im done or make a sorcery oriented character to try that out or give demons souls a playthrough and alternate back and forth

ulvir

sorcery is a weird beast in these games. I've tried a couple of characters, and they can make the first half of the game a complete joke, but then all of a sudden a lot of enemies gets high magic def (good luck getting through lower sinner's rise without help). seems like fromsoft wants you to keep a melee weapon on you at all times. it's at least much more viable than das1 in my opinion

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hexing is arguably the strongest pve playstyle in dark souls 2

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also sorcery is really good in das1 when you get the spells from the dlc but as usual its outshined by pyromancy in pve

bwatts

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hexing is arguably the strongest pve playstyle in dark souls 2

what else even comes close to it

Captain No-mates

vice.com op-ed posted:

what else even comes close to it

2 shields, baby

Scaly Haylie

i'm pretty sure sorcery is better in das2 simply for the fact that you can use magic weapon on anything

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Wertjoe

Dark Souls is a fun game to play. I like using a big sword and just swinging it around and leveling up a bunch.

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