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Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

Yodzilla posted:

it was kinda scary but also kinda funny because goddamn cat why u so dumb

my dad had a cat named Smokey who he found wandering the streets with no tail. I used to feed him raw hotdogs until he fell off the third story porch railing and died :(

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duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

The Reaganomicon posted:

true story my catte fell off the third floor once and i couldnt find her for four days straight

turns out she spent all that time chilling in the 1st floor apartment /w a cool dude and his three cattes

Cool dude wakes up one morning and notices four cats instead of three, thinks to himself "welp, mitosis", sparks up.

The Reaganomicon
Oct 14, 2010

by Lowtax

duTrieux posted:

Cool dude wakes up one morning and notices four cats instead of three, thinks to himself "welp, mitosis", sparks up.

no joking my cat looked like a cross between two of his, so his first thought after waking up and discovering it was "holy poo poo they had a kitten while i was asleep for three years"

yeah dude smoked hella weed

The Reaganomicon
Oct 14, 2010

by Lowtax
someone should write an anti-Metamorphosis about that

vapid cutlery
Apr 17, 2007

php:
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tiyhs really cute youtube kitten got injured pretty badly in some accident (i think he fell off the balcony) and after that his balance was all messed up and his eye was always small pOOR KITTY

Serfer
Mar 10, 2003

The piss tape is real



A scary cat

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
wanna beep that little pink nose

law abiding rapist posted:

my dad had a cat named Smokey who he found wandering the streets with no tail. I used to feed him raw hotdogs until he fell off the third story porch railing and died :(

:saddowns:

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Nigel Danvers posted:

Sunday catte status.



p. loving chilled

around our house that's known as a cat-daver:unsmigghh:

Sneaking Mission
Nov 11, 2008

DOG ON THE COUCH!!

Sneaking Mission
Nov 11, 2008

im the suit of armour in the background btw

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
the local npr fundraiser wraps up today with PET WARS wherein aging socialists pledge support in honor of animals and they keep a tally of what kind of animals and how many. dogs vs. cattes is alawys a big deal.

last year i got a guy to read the names of 150+ of my customer cats on the air. im gonna make my donation in the name of Montana Catdrug Cartel but i'll cut him some slack and not make him do the big list again

http://www.mtpr.org/streaming/ <---- it's here and starts a 4:30 local (mountain) time and goes until midnight

edit: this is the best npr fundraiser in the world because you don't just get coffee mugs or totebags you can get a live goat or a ton of llama poo poo or homemade huckleberry cheesecake or art or pro chef dinner cooked in your house or all kinds of cool poo poo

it really is the best

dee eight fucked around with this message at 20:34 on Apr 17, 2011

PipeRifle
Oct 4, 2004

we have catte

Nigel Danvers posted:

Sunday catte status.



p. loving chilled



confirmed

minivanmegafun
Jul 27, 2004

Yodzilla posted:

Welp it finally happened and The Grayvous fell off the balcony of our third story condo while stupidly trying to walk around a post in the railing on the outside. Was scared and hiding under a bush when I went down to get her but otherwise seems unharmed. Of course the gf is freaking out now though so we'll prolly have to go to the vet and have her checked out and all of them chipped

wtf your cats aren't chipped :catstare:

minivanmegafun
Jul 27, 2004

minivanmegafun posted:

wtf your cats aren't chipped :catstare:

one of my cats is double-chipped because he came from greece so he has a greek chip in him that isn't in any US database

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

minivanmegafun posted:

one of my cats is double-chipped because he came from greece so he has a greek chip in him that isn't in any US database

premise for the next gibson novel

FISHMANPET
Mar 3, 2007

Sweet 'N Sour
Can't
Melt
Steel Beams

PipeRifle posted:



confirmed



double confirmed

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

minivanmegafun posted:

wtf your cats aren't chipped :catstare:

apparently it's a Big Deal and i agree it makes sense to but it just never really occurred to use until we saw something on Cats 101 about it. our vets, and we've had many of them in various places, have never brought it up or offered to tell us about it so...

have a feeling we're doing it this week


also what's the catte thread's take on getting front claws out. two of our cattes have it done (and were done before we got them) but the new little one is still fully armed. she's not dangerous to people but, uh, we're going to need new curtains, shower curtains, and screen door

A Curvy Goonette
Jul 3, 2007

"Anyone who enjoys MWO is a shitty player. You have to hate it in order to be pro like me."

I'm actually just very good at curb stomping randoms on a team. :ssh:
hey dee eight if i wanted to order catnip directly from you, how would I go about doing that? I peeped your website but didn't see anything about orders or whatevs. Unless one of those stores in your links ships to Fargo

A Curvy Goonette
Jul 3, 2007

"Anyone who enjoys MWO is a shitty player. You have to hate it in order to be pro like me."

I'm actually just very good at curb stomping randoms on a team. :ssh:

Yodzilla posted:

apparently it's a Big Deal and i agree it makes sense to but it just never really occurred to use until we saw something on Cats 101 about it. our vets, and we've had many of them in various places, have never brought it up or offered to tell us about it so...

have a feeling we're doing it this week


also what's the catte thread's take on getting front claws out. two of our cattes have it done (and were done before we got them) but the new little one is still fully armed. she's not dangerous to people but, uh, we're going to need new curtains, shower curtains, and screen door

it seems kinda cruel and also takes away their defenses if you let them outside

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
well they don't get outside at all, just one the porch and today's events were the first time one of our cattes have been loose in five years.

i do admit that its cruel and feel kinda bad about it so...

The Reaganomicon
Oct 14, 2010

by Lowtax

Yodzilla posted:

well they don't get outside at all, just one the porch and today's events were the first time one of our cattes have been loose in five years.

i do admit that its cruel and feel kinda bad about it so...

dont do it you dumb poo poo

trim nails, teach cats not to gently caress things up with claws, remove delicate things from range

do not declaw

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

8ender posted:


she releases a great howl and the invaders are scared off

quotin to get to a new page w/ this pic

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

The Reaganomicon posted:

dont do it you dumb poo poo

trim nails, teach cats not to gently caress things up with claws, remove delicate things from range

do not declaw

i was already leaning towards not doing it just wanted to get more opinions :shobon:

but yeah we've already gotten her used to being trimmed and she's really good about it. honestly now the biggest thing is getting her not to pee on the drat bed. i woke up at 2am with a wet leg :mad:


e: also not to dig in the planters but we're getting rocks to take care of that

The Reaganomicon
Oct 14, 2010

by Lowtax
worst case scenario, get one of those plastic claw covers and glue it to their claws

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
oh no gently caress that i think we have a better chance of just training her once she's done being an obnoxious hyperactive teenager. those things are stupid

The Reaganomicon
Oct 14, 2010

by Lowtax

Yodzilla posted:

oh no gently caress that i think we have a better chance of just training her once she's done being an obnoxious hyperactive teenager. those things are stupid

mlyp

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

axolotl farmer posted:

graph has it, asked me if I wanted a few weeks ago it but I passed.

for the past two weeks i have not gotten home from everything i have to do before 730pm

hopefully this week it'll go out

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

A Curvy Goonette posted:

hey dee eight if i wanted to order catnip directly from you, how would I go about doing that? I peeped your website but didn't see anything about orders or whatevs. Unless one of those stores in your links ships to Fargo


CATDRUGS: Professional, experienced, and discreet cat wrecking services.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3228418

Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
Dinosaur Gum

dee eight posted:

CATDRUGS: Professional, experienced, and discreet cat wrecking services.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3228418

one day i imagine weed being like this

cheap and wonderful

A Curvy Goonette
Jul 3, 2007

"Anyone who enjoys MWO is a shitty player. You have to hate it in order to be pro like me."

I'm actually just very good at curb stomping randoms on a team. :ssh:

dee eight posted:

CATDRUGS: Professional, experienced, and discreet cat wrecking services.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3228418

thanks :)

gnrk
Apr 1, 2008

Nigel Danvers
Oct 29, 2009

Used to have those cat-a-day calendars on my desk at my old job.

It made Mondays awesome as you'd get 3 cattes to look at.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Nigel Danvers posted:

Used to have those cat-a-day calendars on my desk at my old job.

It made Mondays awesome as you'd get 3 cattes to look at.

Did you save them and like open only Saturday right away, then open Sunday and Monday as the day went on?

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

graph posted:

for the past two weeks i have not gotten home from everything i have to do before 730pm

hopefully this week it'll go out

don't send it to me. :effort:

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

axolotl farmer posted:

don't send it to me. :effort:

its going to nanerpuss

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Trig Discipline posted:





Do you have a full size of this that you can share? :shobon:

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
sure! where can i host a 7 meg picture?

e: gently caress it i'ma drop it to 4 meg and use imgur

btw frank just caught and ate a fly that had been bugging me for the last hour, that is some high quality cat there

Trig Discipline fucked around with this message at 23:51 on Apr 17, 2011

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

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Grimey Drawer
here 'tis

by the way, this was not a sneeze as it appears to be - it was the very end of a huge yawn

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Trig Discipline posted:

here 'tis

by the way, this was not a sneeze as it appears to be - it was the very end of a huge yawn

:swoon: Thanks, Trig!

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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
in addition to all the other reasons not to declaw, it will make the cat switch to biting for defense

so don't

:catstare:

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