|
It's loss It's always loss
|
# ? May 9, 2024 06:41 |
|
|
# ? May 26, 2024 09:09 |
|
That's the part of the dead internet theory nobody talks about: all the text is LLM Markov chains and all the images are increasingly baroque goatse and loss references.
|
# ? May 9, 2024 06:55 |
|
that would be a fun trick question to put on a organic chem exam lol
|
# ? May 9, 2024 06:57 |
|
Sagebrush posted:It's loss Omfg. I just got it.
|
# ? May 9, 2024 07:37 |
|
loss.jpg is a radioactive meme and thus has a half-life someday a million years from now the last loss.jpg meme will be created that will be the most obvious evidence of complete societal collapse
|
# ? May 9, 2024 17:33 |
|
Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Or a zeppelin Lies, my zeppelin is happy with blaugas
|
# ? May 11, 2024 02:34 |
|
https://books.google.com/books?id=b...n.%2522&f=falsequote:"A bottle in which some potassium had been kept in naphtha, and which had been used up in experiments, was standing in his room; and wishing to urinate without leaving his room, he pulled out the glass stopper and applied his penis to its mouth. The first jet of urine was followed by an explosive sound and flash of fire, and quick as thought the penis was drawn into the bottle with a force and tenacity which held it as firmly as if in a vice. The burning of the potassium created a vacuum instantaneously, and the soft yielding tissue of the penis effectually excluding the air, the bottle acted like a huge cupping glass to this novel portion of the system. The small size of the mouth of the bottle compressed the veins, while the arteries continued to pour their blood into the glans, prepuce, etc. From this cause, and the rarefied air in the bottle, the parts swelled and puffed up to an enormous size.
|
# ? May 14, 2024 20:30 |
|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28TIyWdfxxc&t=70s
|
# ? May 14, 2024 21:01 |
|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E680urg4EiY A horrifying old friend returns... when i first thought of contamination, i was thinking about some weird bacterium or something. When he says the susbstance, my eyebrows almost crawled off the top of my head
|
# ? May 18, 2024 22:14 |
|
NLJP posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E680urg4EiY Same, I thought bacteria, or some toxin, not methyl-mercury iodide
|
# ? May 18, 2024 22:56 |
|
The Claptain posted:Same, I thought bacteria, or some toxin, not methyl-mercury iodide
|
# ? May 18, 2024 23:08 |
|
Phanatic posted:
|
# ? May 18, 2024 23:45 |
|
Foxfire_ posted:Thread titles aren't allowed to be that long he pulled out the glass stopper and applied his penis to its mouth Isn't, I don't think. If it is. and applied his penis to its mouth
|
# ? May 19, 2024 02:22 |
|
"the soft yielding tissue of the penis" is it imo
|
# ? May 19, 2024 05:27 |
|
Did his dick survive though?
|
# ? May 19, 2024 08:36 |
|
drat, Twigand Berries had a weird ancestor.
|
# ? May 19, 2024 12:22 |
|
don't pee into bottles. Catheters and bags were invented for a reason. that or OD on some not pee meds and beta blockers like surgeons. nothing bad can happen there.
|
# ? May 19, 2024 12:26 |
|
Just go to the bathroom, Jesus Christ. Although it is everything about that story is horrifying, starting from why would you ever do this. I need to piss, here's an old unwashed bottle with God knows what chemical residue, I'll just piss into that. This is a safe piss jug. Whoops, turns out you set your penis on fire. Just, why. The bathroom isn't that far away to ignite your wang instead
|
# ? May 19, 2024 12:30 |
|
or mark a safe piss jug and toss it when you're done. way of the lab bitch
|
# ? May 19, 2024 12:40 |
|
Rappaport posted:why would you ever do this
|
# ? May 19, 2024 13:22 |
|
1. Baby it's cold outside 2. This is only like 100 years removed from peeing in a bottle and boiling it looking for new elements. Not because we weren't looking for new elements but because we already found all the ones we could in pee
|
# ? May 19, 2024 13:28 |
|
Piss is the unsung hero of chemistry.
|
# ? May 19, 2024 13:40 |
|
I heard Tom Jones just from that reference. Chemical elements that were discovered from pee were usually from letting pee just sit around and wait for it to dry out. Pee is good stuff for many things, but you probably don't want to use your wang as your instrument of choice when attempting experiments with potentially volatile substances. And based on that story, the fella wasn't even making an experiment, he just didn't want to walk down the hall to use the bathroom, like a civilized person. And sure, there's a whole well of "alchemy" and Umberto Eco thrillers if you're into that stuff. The stuff being piss. And making homunculi, I guess?
|
# ? May 19, 2024 13:42 |
|
Despite every article on this trying to make it sound like this is some grad student doing it just last year this was 1859 where your bathroom had a 90% chance of being an outhouse where you empty your piss pot. Using dirty glassware is just saving cleaning effort.
|
# ? May 19, 2024 13:47 |
|
zedprime posted:Despite every article on this trying to make it sound like this is some grad student doing it just last year this was 1859 where your bathroom had a 90% chance of being an outhouse where you empty your piss pot. Using dirty glassware is just saving cleaning effort. Sure, at the expense of your penis catching fire. I would prefer a dirty outhouse when presented with this choice. I don't want any part of me catching fire! Obviously the guy wasn't exactly presented with a choice, he just pissed in an unsafe jug.
|
# ? May 19, 2024 13:59 |
|
zedprime posted:Despite every article on this trying to make it sound like this is some grad student doing it just last year this was 1859 where your bathroom had a 90% chance of being an outhouse where you empty your piss pot. Using dirty glassware is just saving cleaning effort. 1859 not 1459 people had plumbing and flushing toilets
|
# ? May 19, 2024 14:41 |
|
Rigged Death Trap posted:1859 not 1459 people had plumbing and flushing toilets The concept existed and was fairly widely-distributed, but it was far from universal, and could mean leaving the heated part of your building to go to somewhere cold and smelly. Plus, chemists aren't exactly known for making good decisions in the first place.
|
# ? May 19, 2024 14:56 |
|
Civic freshwater combined with civic sewer systems really hit it off in 1840s but bathrooms as we know them came as a result following it. Flush toilets had existed for some time but a number of engineering problems remained: multiple moving parts to break, sewers with poor vapor seals or S traps bound to overflow your piss and poo poo. Until the U trap you probably wanted your running water toilet in the outhouse and probably were still using the chamber pot when it's cold because of that. The 1860-1900s would bring incremental improvements to get the nice clean smellless siphon toilets we would recognize and be comfortable with in an inside water closet. Pissing in your dirty sodium flask was obviously not a widespread problem so I don't know why I have to justify this beside reminding everyone that your great grandparents were very possibly growing up in their piss and poo poo.
|
# ? May 19, 2024 16:01 |
|
Rigged Death Trap posted:1859 not 1459 people had plumbing and flushing toilets Lmao there were still plenty of places with outhouses at the start of WW1.
|
# ? May 19, 2024 16:01 |
|
TooMuchAbstraction posted:Plus, chemists aren't exactly known for making good decisions in the first place. Well they were smart enough to avoid biology.
|
# ? May 19, 2024 16:15 |
|
I just found a 2003 article about the last outhouses in Oslo. There's apparently a couple of apartment buildings and a few houses that still use them, though I have no idea what sort of standards we're talking about - the description could be anything where you pay a guy with a truck to empty them. My parents remember living in an apartment building in the late 70s that still had an outdoor toilet in the backyard - modernization has never been completely uniform. Computer viking has a new favorite as of 17:27 on May 19, 2024 |
# ? May 19, 2024 16:24 |
|
pissing into the wind (on Venus)
|
# ? May 19, 2024 16:55 |
|
Blue Footed Booby posted:Lmao there were still plenty of places with outhouses at the start of WW1. I still have one. I live in a rented terrace house in England, the inside plumbing just about works.
|
# ? May 19, 2024 18:00 |
|
Hexyflexy posted:I still have one. I live in a rented terrace house in England, the inside plumbing just about works. *Copenhagen* has an ongoing program to defray costs to install toilets in apartments lacking one. "The Toilet Pool" is 50 million kr. quote:Seek support from the toilet pool to get a bathroom inside the apartment if you have a toilet on the back stairs, a bath in the basement or a shower cubicle in the kitchen
|
# ? May 19, 2024 19:19 |
|
Just crack a window and piss out that.
|
# ? May 19, 2024 19:59 |
|
Elviscat posted:Just crack a window and piss out that. As a good Goon I simply pee through a hole in my floor.
|
# ? May 19, 2024 20:42 |
|
Elviscat posted:Just crack a window and piss out that. our sewer outlet pipe was shoddily buried and would freeze over at least once every winter until we had it reburied, one winter as a teen instead of going down into the rented outhouse i just went out the window and it turns out a fresh snowbank with yellow paint that dogs keep wanting to smell makes the neighbors talk to your parents about what their kid might be doing.
|
# ? May 19, 2024 20:49 |
|
Ah, but are you a “hose off the beanbag chair” goon, or a poopsock goon?
|
# ? May 19, 2024 20:49 |
|
Desert Bus posted:As a good Goon I simply pee through a hole in my floor. You am play Gods! Hole must end somewhere!
|
# ? May 19, 2024 20:50 |
|
|
# ? May 26, 2024 09:09 |
|
This is funny but there is literally a Goon who used a hole in their floor to pee at night. They were worried about peeing on the dogs who lived under the house getting peed on or possibly biting their penis. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3538070&pagenumber=57&perpage=40#post424741948
|
# ? May 19, 2024 21:21 |