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Have a solemn and horny Ramadan.
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jojoinnit posted:I was looking at him I'm sorry Taking a moment to look at him: Yeah, no, that's fair. Nothing to apologize for.
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Peanut Butler posted:what time of the year do you think ramadan is A week and a half earlier each year? Platystemon has a new favorite as of 03:43 on Mar 30, 2020 |
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Peanut Butler posted:what time of the year do you think ramadan whoa black betty
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 Courtesy of AliExpress, via random ad while playing mobile game.
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The MSJ posted:
For a couple of seconds there I was trying to work out why they were eating cherry tomatoes, ponzu and Dom Perignon.
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Brawnfire posted:God, it's weird how for so long people just had no idea what "rap" implied beyond weirdly rhythmic singing
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HerStuddMuffin posted:I just couldn’t get past “WTF is wrong with her torso” to catch those details. It's like that spinning dancer animation. It changes direction depending where you're looking.
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Mar 31, 2020 18:02
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I like how they're both wearing pantyhose.
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Pick posted:eeeedgy fucks in here who think it's hardcore banaynays to "remember your loved ones" in a ritual way, requiring time from My Are Own Life !! *camps out in a tent for 4 days to watch the first midnight showing of Bat Man: american Ninja* Nothing edgier than weekend at Bernie’s
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Is there a thread for badass marketing moves?
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https://twitter.com/LockPickingLwyr/status/1007613178249965569
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Partial credit. Hammers and shoes are still more common than torx sets.
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zedprime posted:Partial credit. Hammers and shoes are still more common than torx sets. Fortunately the lock also accounts for that, as it's in a flimsy zinc clamshell with a thin, unhardened steel shackle that could easily be bashed or cut apart. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Uje4pxfSlI
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I know people don’t like XKCD but this is still true
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When you reach for a dog whistle but accidentally grab a megaphone.
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Would that be the final one?
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The way they step really puts the local geese at ease.
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They are the final solution to all your animal problems. (whoops, missed that someone already made that joke.) IShallRiseAgain has a new favorite as of 17:25 on Apr 10, 2020 |
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Anyone know where I can get an ACAB or antifa mask that ships from within the US? I absolutely will wear it out as long as this pandemic lasts
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packetmantis posted:I thought horny was prohibited during Ramadan. It is, but horny is mandatory during haramadan.
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 If only the choices I have to make in my life are that easy.
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The MSJ posted:
Can you go through this game and just like not take any chances? Say no to everything?
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Nitrox posted:Can you go through this game and just like not take any chances? Say no to everything? That might be what hurts them though 
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The MSJ posted:
Isn't this basically the background story for one of the Marquis De Sade's novels?
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Nitrox posted:Can you go through this game and just like not take any chances? Say no to everything? If I know mobile games, the actual game won't have anything like this and is probably just Bejeweled or something.
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Disney+: "Beheading an interstellar terrorist in the first 15 minutes of one of the movies we're using to sell our service is A-OK!" Also Disney+: "A 36 year old movie with two seconds of a woman's butt is absolutely unacceptable, edit in some hair to cover it up. What? No don't spend money on it, just do it!" https://i.imgur.com/nMhodgS.mp4
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This stuff is already dumber than poo poo, but... (It seems to be going real well for them so far based on the comments.  )
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https://twitter.com/JThomsonCook/status/1250397687146561538
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Push El Burrito posted:I want my body launched at Jupiter and then in a billion years when some space man lands there they'll find my bones and go "what the gently caress?" I have bad news about Jupiter.
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Phlegmish posted:I have bad news about Jupiter. Push El Burrito posted:They wouldn't be space men if they were landing on Earth. 
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Apr 17, 2020 16:05
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Phlegmish posted:I have bad news about Jupiter. He'll be resurrected, disappointing any future space men at the lack of dead bodies?
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Phlegmish posted:I have bad news about Jupiter. His body will just land on the giant diamond that makes up the core of Jupiter.
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Captain Hygiene posted:He'll be resurrected, disappointing any future space men at the lack of dead bodies? I didn't know he was from Philadelphia.
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