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Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

Mariana Horchata posted:

# ? Aug 10, 2017 19:44

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 07:54

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Vox Nihili posted:

Bigly job opportunity for SF goon looking to break into the servant business

lol if you have that type of qualification and are willing to work for 25 buckeroos per hour

"prior experience as an executive assistant", "on call 24/7", working for 25 bucks hahaha

# ? Aug 10, 2017 19:44

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

triple sulk posted:

# ? Aug 10, 2017 19:45

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/08/10/us-only-option-on-n-korea-nuclear-threat-wesley-clark-commentary.html

quote:

Of course, it would be better if the North had neither nuclear weapons nor ICBM's. We have known this. Our anti-proliferation efforts have definitely impeded the North' acquisition of these weapons. But today, after decades of relentless North Korean efforts, assisted by a few other states, they are now a nuclear power.

And there is no military option short of general warfare in Korea � with the likelihood of millions of casualties � that could eliminate their nuclear and missile capabilities. As for diplomacy, the example of Moamar Qaddhafi, deposed and murdered a few years after giving up his nuclear program, no doubt makes the North even more determined to maintain their nuclear arms program.

So, this is a situation we must be prepared to live with indefinitely; setting an objective of rolling back the clock is unrealistic and ultimately unachievable. Instead we should seek strategic stability and continued U.S. deterrence in the region.

quote:

Commentary by Retired General Wesley Clark, a former NATO Supreme Allied Commander and a Senior Fellow at the UCLA Burkle Center. Follow him on Twitter @ GeneralClark.

# ? Aug 10, 2017 19:45

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

eonwe posted:

#donthavesexwithmeday

Every day is a celebration

e whoa whoa what does that av mean

Inspector Hound has issued a correction as of 19:48 on Aug 10, 2017

# ? Aug 10, 2017 19:46

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

A little different than the AP report
https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/895715610075725824

# ? Aug 10, 2017 19:46

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

boethius posted:

The Fire and the Furious

The Fire and the Fury U.S.

# ? Aug 10, 2017 19:46

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

GobiasIndustries posted:

A little different than the AP report
https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/895715610075725824

but

he hasn't

# ? Aug 10, 2017 19:46

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

GobiasIndustries posted:

A little different than the AP report
https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/895715610075725824

infrastructure week going well

# ? Aug 10, 2017 19:47

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

https://twitter.com/beezy1peezy/status/895445797944176640

# ? Aug 10, 2017 19:47

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

GobiasIndustries posted:

A little different than the AP report
https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/895715610075725824

remember how hercules had to shovel those stables that were filled with horses that the gods created specifically to poo poo an abnormally large amount

# ? Aug 10, 2017 19:48

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

https://twitter.com/BeschlossDC/status/895716215213129728

# ? Aug 10, 2017 19:49

Tesseraction: Apr 5, 2009

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/beezy1peezy/status/895445797944176640

it's been hours since I saw this and yet I still can't over so many facets of how hilarious it is

# ? Aug 10, 2017 19:49

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/beezy1peezy/status/895445797944176640

hahah jesus christ that loving shirt

# ? Aug 10, 2017 19:49

Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

Jose posted:

lol

https://twitter.com/Efawcett7/status/895402961634852865

that kid owns

# ? Aug 10, 2017 19:49

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/beezy1peezy/status/895445797944176640

lmao

# ? Aug 10, 2017 19:50

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Ramadu posted:

that kid owns

# ? Aug 10, 2017 19:50

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

lol someone check carney's blood pressure

https://twitter.com/womensmarch/status/895715127156068352

# ? Aug 10, 2017 19:50

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/beezy1peezy/status/895445797944176640

he has a form of a crossfit motherfucker and I hope he has terrible back problems in the course of a year.

# ? Aug 10, 2017 19:51

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

Tormp fat, stupid, dumb, wants to nuke the world because daddy didnt love him and he got da smsll hands

:sad:

E: also ugly like a melted oompa loompa with the defect that makes u freakishly large

Rah! has issued a correction as of 19:54 on Aug 10, 2017

# ? Aug 10, 2017 19:51

Ben Nerevarine: Apr 14, 2006

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/beezy1peezy/status/895445797944176640

I can't pretend to know proper deadlift form, but it seems like he is going to break his spine in half backwards doing that

# ? Aug 10, 2017 19:51

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

eonwe posted:

wahts a goth mrs frizzle

afaik a goon from somewhere in C-Spam who's p funny

# ? Aug 10, 2017 19:51

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

I mean I'd rather not see but ok I guess
https://twitter.com/KatyTurNBC/status/895719192103661568

# ? Aug 10, 2017 19:52

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

first round of cspam public assistance avs out :thumbsup:

# ? Aug 10, 2017 19:52

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/superherofae/status/895379204371513345

# ? Aug 10, 2017 19:53

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

"when I was growing up they had the LSD and certain generations of drugs"
:smugdon:

# ? Aug 10, 2017 19:53

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

pathetic little tramp posted:

lol someone check carney's blood pressure

https://twitter.com/womensmarch/status/895715127156068352

Under what circumstances is it actually woke to repost pictures of a famous woman in a bathing suit

asking for a friend

*clicks pen*

# ? Aug 10, 2017 19:53

Fix: Jul 26, 2005; NEWT THE MOON

Consummate Professional posted:

watch trump start a loving war

I'm watching! I'm watching!

# ? Aug 10, 2017 19:53

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

Ben Nerevarine posted:

I can't pretend to know proper deadlift form, but it seems like he is going to break his spine in half backwards doing that

puffing your chest out while lifting as a defiant act of alpha manliness is insanely cool and definitely good for your body.

# ? Aug 10, 2017 19:53

Von Sloneker: Jul 6, 2009; as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility

ShutteredIn posted:

https://twitter.com/AP/status/895714739220865024
oh

# ? Aug 10, 2017 19:53

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Squizzle posted:

first round of cspam public assistance avs out

idk what that means but cool

# ? Aug 10, 2017 19:54

ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

excerpts from https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/video/2017/aug/10/vladimir-putin-republican-popularity-alabama-senate-primary

quote:

Q: What do you think of Vladimir Putin?

A: The man's a barracuda.
A: Rides horses, goes shootin' and stuff, I think he's alright.
A: We have bigger fish to fry than the Russian situation.

quote:

In Trump's America, where Vladimir Putin's popularity is on the rise. To find out why, I've come to Alabama, which is in the midst of a Senate special election. My first stop: a Republican fundraise, where all the talk was about the race to replace Trump's attorney General, Jeff Sessions. But I wanted to talk about Russia.

Q: What do you think of the Russia investigation?
A: It's a lot of baloney, something to take the public eye from the real issues, what he wants to do for this country.
A: I don't understand what the big deal is about Russia, my god, we need to be friends with 'em.

Q: What do you think Ronald Reagan would think about the proximity between the Russians and the U.S. right now?
A: He wouldn't like it at all, cause he's probably the best president we ever had. What he would do, is he would go in the oval office and set Trump down, and say "Trump, shut up."

Republicans who are warming to Putin could be taking their lead from Trump, an admirer of the Russian leader. But part of the explanation may also lie in Russia, where Putin has re-branded himself as a traditionalist, railing against moral decay in the west. His hardline stance against gay rights has been praised by some American evangelicals, including the Christian leader who led the prayer at Trump's inauguration.

Sunday, at the Romar Baptist Church. My chance to test the water with evangelicals.

Q: Would you not want someone who is a better example to Christians, than the current president?
A: I would want Jesus Christ. Seriously.
Q: You can't have him. Surely Donald Trump isn't second best to Jesus Christ. There are many more people who would be a more suitable surrogate.
A: They were not in the position to win.
Q: If you think about the legislation as it was passed to prohibit as it was put, to prohibit "propaganda for gay rights and homosexuality in schools", that was passed in Russia, I wonder what Christians of faith in this country think about the shift happening there, as opposed to here.
A: I can't speak for all Christians. I think that public schools should not be about social engineering. They should not be about creating or changing the culture.
Q: That's the same critique that Putin says.
A: He's fairly closely aligned with the Russian Orthodox church, and I have no problem with my brothers over there.

i cant do anymore it hurts too much, destroy the south

# ? Aug 10, 2017 19:54

a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

shiksa posted:

hiromu "ticking time bomb" takahashi has a pet stuffed cat daryl takahashi that he has used as self-therapy to replace the iwgp jr heavyweight championship he held until earlier this year.

daryl takahashi would accompany hiromu to the ring and watch from ringside until the bad man, the no good bad man bad luck fale attacked daryl during a match and left him torn and without stuffing.

daryl is in stable condition and expected to make a full recovery.

hiromu and daryl takahashi in simpler times