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Oh yeah, thornghost, you should post about it in the Self-Publishing thread, it's what all the cool kids do with their literary abortions.
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Arbite posted:Did we get the typos' fixed? Have you read any of %0 shades of gray?
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Arbite posted:Did we get the typos' fixed? gently caress no. 
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Dec 28, 2012 07:16
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Still willing to go over the "manuscript" for egregious failures of English but I don't know if anyone could fix the continuity problems. Not that we need to since this is a tribute. 
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While 50 Shades of Butts was unedited and horrible, I have some sympathy for EL James now, as my chapter went to publication before final FINAL edit and is a confusing clusterfuck of missing words. Even better is that Blade of Tyshalle wrote such a lovely, consistent, properly formatted, english-professor-approved comedic/serious lead-in and by my chapter it's just dicks and breast milk and bad grammar.
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We can always reupload the text if anybody is heavily interested in editing. It's pretty easy to do in Smashwords. I just thought getting it uploaded sooner than later would be preferable and rekindle interest. Everyone should be able to download the final text of the book with that free coupon. You can edit on your own and post the results here.
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The GRRM A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Even better is that Blade of Tyshalle wrote such a lovely, consistent, properly formatted, english-professor-approved comedic/serious lead-in and by my chapter it's just dicks and breast milk and bad grammar.
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I have never been more proud of you, thread.
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bigmcgaffney posted:I have never been more proud of you, thread. Slippery, pungent, clammy group hug, everyone!
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Dec 28, 2012 07:47
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Slippery, pungent, clammy group hug, everyone! Woop! I was going to read the Colour of Magic tonight but I'm going to have an exhausting mental orgasm instead, see ya on the flip side.
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Holy crap my chapter is nowhere near edited.quote:“Shall we go for a ride, Bren?” Miri brushed Bren’s arm lightly with her hand, her deep green eyes looking up at him prettily. Bren realised he had not touched his food, a plate of insert extravagant grrrmy food items, but he felt he was no longer hungry.
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Dec 28, 2012 08:00
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That's easily the highlight of the book. It will be to A Game of Bones what the copy-pasta of the BDSM contracts was to 50 Sharts of Gray.
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The Mutato posted:Holy crap my chapter is nowhere near edited. I think Bren is going to insert his plate of insert extravagant grrrmy food items into Miri's no longer hungry. It works.
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Dec 28, 2012 08:43
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There's already demand! Quick somebody make a banner ad.
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Is it wrong that the first thing I thought when I saw that this had been published is that you guys (collectively) write slower than GRRM does.
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I just witnessed a Goon Project actually finish, well done Thread!
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In It For The Tank posted:Is it wrong that the first thing I thought when I saw that this had been published is that you guys (collectively) write slower than GRRM does. You take that back! You take that back! I'll kill you!!! Couple things. 1) The reviews on this abortion is hysterical. 2)clown sex and giant dick fighting should also be our searchwords. 3) I see that credit for sweet daylight through clear crystalline material is being disputed. As this is the only portion I ever cared about in this mental enema, this must be disputed in a court of law. By which I mean, the parking lot of a Roadhouse. Bareknuckled fighting. Pain don't hurt.
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Pain is just weakness leaving the body! Pain est tout simplement ballonnements glucides du corps!
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I don't speak european, frenchie.
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That'll do pig, that'll do.
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Just so you guys know I had a thought and emailed Lowtax a link to A Game of Bones, explained what it was and gave him the free coupon code. Let's see what (if anything) this accomplishes.
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thornghost posted:Just so you guys know I had a thought and emailed Lowtax a link to A Game of Bones, explained what it was and gave him the free coupon code. We're all gonna be banned.
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Dec 28, 2012 17:59
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When the lawsuit comes in I've never heard of this, any of you, Ambiguatron, fantasy novels, or the English language.
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Dec 28, 2012 18:01
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gently caress, I don't see "legally distinct and non-copyright infringing" anywhere in the book jacket copy, thornghost, you've hosed us all, you son of a bitch!
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:gently caress, I don't see "legally distinct and non-copyright infringing" anywhere in the book jacket copy, thornghost, you've hosed us all, you son of a bitch! Great. Now we're going to be banned and sued. I couldn't even be a famous author for 24 hours. 
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I have come here to chew bubblegum and crowdsource legally shady erotic fantasy parody novels. And I'm all out of bubblegum.
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I have never been more proud to know you all.
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Ironically I have never been more ashamed.
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All of our legal problems have just been solved! I added the word "parody" to the cover which now makes us completely immune from any and all copyright violation I am pretty sure. Also, I took the opportunity to throw some more sweet lens flares on there to make it seem even more magical.
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Dec 28, 2012 18:16
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We few, we happy few, we band of brothers, for he who writes porn with me this day shall be my brother.
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I'm proud of you degenerates. Proud and disgusted. And tumescent. In the pubic region.
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my cat is norris posted:I have never been more proud to know you all. Sophia posted:Ironically I have never been more ashamed. I am proud of my shame. As awful as this thread is, it was somehow able to produce an incoherent piece of poo poo parody porn novella based on terrible books by a creepy pedo food fetishist football blogger. My shameful boner is throbbing with pride. God bless all of your lovely dicks.
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Ladies, gentlemen. We have our first paid download. COLD HARD CASH BAYBEE
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Dec 28, 2012 18:59
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thornghost posted:Ladies, gentlemen. Aww yiss. 8¢ in the motherfucking bank.
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I will accept my payment in antique silver soup tureens.
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thornghost posted:All of our legal problems have just been solved! I added the word "parody" to the cover which now makes us completely immune from any and all copyright violation I am pretty sure. Can I come to you for legal advice? I paid money for this thing even though I had a coupon code for free. I have been specifically avoiding coming to this thread until it was done so I wouldn't be spoiled.
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This has to be a terrible mistake. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T LET THEM DO THIS TO THEMSELVES.LordWeird posted:Can I come to you for legal advice? You poor, mad fool.
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LordWeird posted:I paid money for this thing even though I had a coupon code for free. I have been specifically avoiding coming to this thread until it was done so I wouldn't be spoiled. Thanks for the $0.08, chump.
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I'm expecting 8 pennies in an unmarked envelope in the next 4-6 weeks, thornghost.
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I want to receive all payments in the form of a bearer bond.
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