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Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I was playing it in like 1989 so my memory is pretty vague, but I think you could run with a decent amount of ammo. Enough to shoot down a squadron of B-52s, at least. :black101:

I think the one I played was mid 90s on the Mac. So probably a different game.

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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


You could turn off the ammo limit pretty easily and barrel roll into eternity while spraying infinite flares. It came packaged on the same CD release I had of Red Baron.

nurrwick
Jul 5, 2007

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I checked, and it's not Microprose, but this game holds a special place in my heart:




Mine was this:


because I only had access to the finest in gaming platforms and this one had a pretty good flight model that let you do stuff like tail slides if you were a budding aviation dork.

Also good to see other people being willing to admit they’re from not-Portland; I escaped Roseburg’s orbit, myself… nobody will ever make a video game city based on there, though.

e: this post sees you, Flash Gordon Ramsay

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

X-wing/TIE fighter with invulnerability and inf ammo enabled in the settings menu crew

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

Bargearse posted:

In Australia they added wifi access points to all the phone booths and made the phones free to use.

Ratbag kids immediately started using them for prank calls, just as God and nature intended.

Here's a map of them, it also lists their phone number so you can call them.

https://ppol.pbspectrum.com.au/connect/analyst/mobile/#/main?mapcfg=%2FAnalyst%2FNamedProjects%2FCitizen%20clone%20plus%20GNAF

Dip Viscous
Sep 17, 2019

Casimir Radon posted:

It came packaged on the same CD release I had of Red Baron.

Red Baron is the flight sim that needs a new entry more than any other. Give me the random mission generator, huge scale, online with my Steam friends.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Dear MicroProse,

M1 Tank Platoon, please

Your friend in Christ,

Gonz

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



It's fucken amazing the 180 turn.

Getting payphone numbers back in the day wasn't an easy thing, and X2 didn't even have a ringer so no random oval office would know you were trying to call the phone unless they saw the screen.

What the hell is there for phreaks to do nowadays anyway?

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.
Microprose is back and they're making old-timey flight sims again. What an age we live in.

Two Owls
Sep 17, 2016

Yeah, count me in

Meanwhile



Are there rights issues with military planes or something

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Two Owls posted:

Meanwhile



Are there rights issues with military planes or something

I believe that you require a licence from the manufacturer to use actual planes in your game
The Ace Combat series always list out the different manufacturers on a splash screen

Two Owls
Sep 17, 2016

Yeah, count me in

I was just a bit surprised because Zeppelin didn't usually care too much about copyright

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Good to see the payphone out the front of my old high school is still there.

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




Bargearse posted:

Microprose is back and they're making old-timey flight sims again. What an age we live in.

They mainly publish a lot of random, but pretty unique small games. Highfleet is one I've played and it's pretty fun. Although I would wait for a sale.

https://www.microprose.com/games/highfleet/

As a flight sim nerd, I'm looking forward to their Flying Fortress, but progress is really vague with that one so we'll see when or if that ever comes out.

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

lobsterminator posted:

They mainly publish a lot of random, but pretty unique small games. Highfleet is one I've played and it's pretty fun. Although I would wait for a sale.

https://www.microprose.com/games/highfleet/

As a flight sim nerd, I'm looking forward to their Flying Fortress, but progress is really vague with that one so we'll see when or if that ever comes out.

Tiny Combat Arena is the one that won me over, https://www.microprose.com/games/tiny-combat-arena/

Also I might have a tech relic to show off here in a few days. I just recently bought a PowerBook 150, widely recognised as Apple's shittest laptop. I found out it belonged to a Melbourne University professor, and her then-partner, an Australian TV presenter. I'm waiting until I can give them both back their personal data and then just wipe the whole thing clean, then I'll take some photos and share it here.

Dip Viscous
Sep 17, 2019

Bargearse posted:

Tiny Combat Arena is the one that won me over, https://www.microprose.com/games/tiny-combat-arena/

I know that I just said that I want a new Red Baron but this looks incredibly close to what I want.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Two Owls posted:

I was just a bit surprised because Zeppelin didn't usually care too much about copyright



I don't see a problem, that's clearly Arnie van Lundgren on the cover.

MattO
Oct 10, 2003

Two Owls posted:

I was just a bit surprised because Zeppelin didn't usually care too much about copyright



he's holding down the trigger and feeding that gun bullets like a cucumber into a food processer

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Two Owls posted:

I was just a bit surprised because Zeppelin didn't usually care too much about copyright



What, aside from possibly the gun, on that cover could be a copyrights issue?

E: actually definitely not the gun. If you couldn't paint an exact picture of a gun, the same would go with, say, telephones or lamps or automobiles.

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I checked, and it's not Microprose, but this game holds a special place in my heart:



My stepfather did the voicework for the colonel or whoever gave you the missions, and the city you can fly missions in is a rough model of my hometown of Eugene, OR.

The game was pretty fun as I recall, and let you do all sorts of poo poo you shouldn't be doing, like shoot down all the B-52s you were supposed to be providing ground cover for.
Doodle-y-dooooo-do-doot doot (doot doot)
Doodle-y-dooooo-do-doot doot (doot doot)
Doodle-y-dooooo-do-doot doot (doot doot)

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

The EGA version of Red Baron was free to download at some point so I played that and Corncob 3D.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Red Baron was cool cause you could shoot zeppelins and they're big and slow which is great if you suck at Red Baron.

Edit: Since we're naming old flights sims: Chuck Yeager's Air Combat and Hellcats over the Pacific. Played both of those a ton. And the FA18 game. Hornet 3.0?

Flash Gordon Ramsay has a new favorite as of 15:05 on May 26, 2022

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

And the FA18 game. Hornet 3.0?

Hornet 3.0 was great, and so was the sequel F/A-18 Korea, which gave you tactical nukes :getin:

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Bargearse posted:

Hornet 3.0 was great, and so was the sequel F/A-18 Korea, which gave you tactical nukes :getin:

Was Korea the one that literally had a giant Easter egg you could find in the middle of nowhere?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

What was the bomber game that was also free at some point - B17? B117? Bsomething?

E: B-17 Flying Fortress. It seemed good but I don't wanna bomb so never put much time into it.

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Was Korea the one that literally had a giant Easter egg you could find in the middle of nowhere?

I honestly don't remember. I spent all my time finding creative ways to nuke my base.

A-10 Cuba had a similar art style, also originated on the Mac and had tons of Easter eggs including a road tunnels and caves you could fly through if you were super careful. I wouldn't be surprised if they put a giant literal Easter egg in there too.

D34THROW
Jan 29, 2012

RETAIL RETAIL LISTEN TO ME BITCH ABOUT RETAIL
:rant:
One of my earliest flight sim memories is a game that seems to have Mandela Effected its way off the internet. F/A-18 Fighter or something like that, it wasn't just the F/A-18, you had the F-117 too, and that carried some sort of nukelike bomb you could use exactly once in a mission.

There was also this game. I swear to God that there was a thing where if you parachuted out and landed safely, you then walked around as a low-poly pilot flight model with a pistol that just shot and shot, no reloads and unlimited ammo. I cannot seem to find this anywhere though :iiam:

I have always adored flight simulators and it's why an Air Force trainer pilot let a 12/13-year-old me (2 years in a row) fly a T-34.

Dip Viscous
Sep 17, 2019

3D Megadoodoo posted:

What was the bomber game that was also free at some point - B17? B117? Bsomething?

E: B-17 Flying Fortress. It seemed good but I don't wanna bomb so never put much time into it.

Not only was it free, it got an updated native Windows version that had a bit of a modding community. The late 90s was a golden age for getting not very old games for free with the blessings of the rights holders. By which I mean the only age.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Just giving a sulltry sidelong come-hither smile as I spray lead into the sky

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/k6LN5D3.mp4

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




FINALLY. I have a vintage Mac that can boot OS9 natively as well as OS X, has FireWire, has USB, can burn CD’s and can read DVD’s

This should be the thing that can get all my other macs going (fingers crossed).

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Jim Silly-Balls posted:

FINALLY. I have a vintage Mac that can boot OS9 natively as well as OS X, has FireWire, has USB, can burn CD’s and can read DVD’s

This should be the thing that can get all my other macs going (fingers crossed).



I have one of these too. They're good computers... goddamn that screen looks good in OS 9.

I do need a replacement battery, god knows where I'll find a usable one.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Yeah I think this is the first time I have ever seen anything pre-OS X in high resolution and you are right, OS9 looks great in high res.

Currently setting it up to dual boot with OS X 10.4 so I can have the best of all worlds.

My plan is to hook it to my imac G4 over firewire and target disk mode an install disk to it, since the imac doesnt really want to read any disks it seems

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

I've had success going in the other direction too, boot the imac in target disk mode and boot from the installation dvd on the laptop with the other imacs harddrive as the installation target

OSX installations seem to be pretty generic so it should boot just fine even if the installation was done on the wrong hardware.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Oh, I didnt know you could do that, I have never messed with target disk mode.

Yeah, I believe after OS 9, apple made their installers fairly generic, at least not as bad as the previous OS's

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Always found it rather hilarious how their warring factions of industrial designers resulted in the 1997-esque translucent keycaps on a computer that was desperately trying to usher in the 2002 brushed-metal look, and boasting the ability to run a brand-new OS that seemed designed to mimic the five-year-old iMacs with its candy colors and pinstripes (and would get its own brushed-metal overhaul years later)

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Do NOT skip this, it's fantastic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckiZf9X8GrY

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



drat! My family's VCR when I was a kid was one of these:



https://www.mercari.com/us/item/m65...LxoCGK8QAvD_BwE

That front faceplate is a removable remote! I've never seen another VCR like that, and it always seemed crazy to me because I confidently expected them all to adopt that design.

My dad liked to keep the remote attached to the unit, and insisted on getting up to go press buttons on it instead of having it in his hand. So when 10-year-old me would wander into the living room when my parents were watching a Robin Williams or Eddie Murphy special with a lot of bad words he would leap up from the couch and hurtle across the room flailing for the pause button lol

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I love VCRs like that but can never commit to one.

New Look Mum No Computer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PwwRR8deHk

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GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?
Introduced a new member to the family



I've wanted a IIci since they first came out and now I have one. My vintage Mac collection was an SE for the compact macs, an LC for the 68k color macs, and an eMac to cover the entire PPC era. The LC was a bit lacking with the 10MB RAM limit and 68020 that was a bit on the slow side. This IIci currently has 20MB but I have a full 128MB (for a computer from 1989!) on order as well as a network card. Planning on messing around with A/UX too since this is the first machine capable of running it I've ever had.

The eMac is quite capable and is mostly used as a bridge machine for burning discs and making floppies (with a USB external) but I can definitely see the appeal of the tiBook since it's quite a bit smaller and MUCH lighter. The eMac is 25kg.

Also tech relic related, I started a new job about a month ago, mostly front end web development with modern JavaScript stuff, but occasional backend work in a database called Unidata. You don't use SQL to query this database though, you use BASIC. I grew up on commodore computers so I definitely knew BASIC back in the day but it's been a while. Since I needed to get back into the swing of things and relearn BASIC I got FutureBASIC for the 68k macs and started messing around with it. Me and my kid are making a game. He's doing the art, I'm doing the code, and it should be able to run on any Mac running any os starting at 6 and ending at 10.4. FutureBASIC is even still around for modern OS X so maybe a separate binary release for that too, who knows.

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