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Malachi Constant
Feb 2, 2006

I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all

j8910 posted:

I'm wondering how long Adam's contract with whatever radio station he's on is.

He said this morning that they're signed up for at least another year, and that they're doing well in the ratings.

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FloydianOne
May 13, 2006

Emalde posted:

So I've been listening to the random stream for about a week now, and what the hell is that techno-synth tune that they play quite often for the commercial transition? I have no idea how to figure it out and I'm dying to know.

E: While I'm asking about the common songs, that piano-track they play as they're wrapping up the session would also be awesome.

I think the techno song you are talking about is Zombie Nation. I am pretty sure ive heard parts of this song on Loveline.

They play it without any lyrics, but listen to it all the way through and I think you will recognize it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5LW07FTJbI


edit: eghh that video is horrible.

Pyroblaze
Oct 25, 2004

Diatom.

Emalde posted:

So I've been listening to the random stream for about a week now, and what the hell is that techno-synth tune that they play quite often for the commercial transition? I have no idea how to figure it out and I'm dying to know.

E: While I'm asking about the common songs, that piano-track they play as they're wrapping up the session would also be awesome.

I believe you are thinking about Emerge by Fischerspooner.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wprVBj3920E

Emalde
May 3, 2007

Just a cage of bones, there's nothing inside.

Pyroblaze posted:

I believe you are thinking about Emerge by Fischerspooner.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wprVBj3920E

YES! Thank you again. It just came up with Everclear as a guest, but this is what I was talking about.

Acute Hepatitis
Feb 25, 2008

King of Bikes
I'm listening to the random stream and it's an episode from October 18th, 2005 where Reverend Run is the guest and Adam goes on a great rant about his ideal life (meaning ages 0-12 as a blond girl, 12-20s as an Italian guy). It's great and I highly recommend checking it out.

edit: Also there's a caller who says he robbed a bank at the age of 15. Really weird call.

Acute Hepatitis fucked around with this message at 06:47 on Dec 15, 2008

NIGARS
Sep 12, 2004

yeah nigars
I've been listening to a lot of Loveline and what consistently cracks me up is the stereotypical hoedown banjo music that Anderson plays if a caller with a thick southern accent or particularly retarded question calls. The best example I've heard so far is 2002-07-23, where at 24:30 a 16 year old asks if it's possible to get married under the age of 18 in Oklahoma. Anderson doesn't miss a beat with the drop and the call gets more and more ridiculous until it's barely believable. Also has the Drew buying condoms in Chinatown story.

NIGARS fucked around with this message at 10:06 on Dec 15, 2008

BiscuitErsedRenton
May 28, 2006

Depression, boredom... You feel so fucking low, you want to fucking top yourself.

NIGARS posted:

I've been listening to a lot of Loveline and what consistently cracks me up is the stereotypical hoedown banjo music that Anderson plays if a caller with a thick southern accent or particularly retarded question calls. The best example I've heard so far is 2002-07-23, where at 24:30 a 16 year old asks if it's possible to get married under the age of 18 in Oklahoma. Anderson doesn't miss a beat with the drop and the call gets more and more ridiculous until it's barely believable. Also has the Drew buying condoms in Chinatown story.

I die every time Adam goes into the Strip Club DJ, I wish I could imitate it.

pzy
Feb 20, 2004

Da Boom!
Oh man, Adam Carolla guest starring as a magical cab on Wizards of Waverly Place... I don't know what to think.

Absolut Mike
Oct 22, 2004

Primae noctis menage a trois.

NIGARS posted:

I've been listening to a lot of Loveline and what consistently cracks me up is the stereotypical hoedown banjo music that Anderson plays if a caller with a thick southern accent or particularly retarded question calls. The best example I've heard so far is 2002-07-23, where at 24:30 a 16 year old asks if it's possible to get married under the age of 18 in Oklahoma. Anderson doesn't miss a beat with the drop and the call gets more and more ridiculous until it's barely believable. Also has the Drew buying condoms in Chinatown story.

Anderson didn't do it there, but there are times where he'll play the music, kinda let it go down to a low volume, and the second the caller reveals another "white trash" aspect of their life, it goes up to full volume. And it is hilarious.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
This wasn't my doing, but anyone with usenet access should check out alt.binaries.great and do a search for "loveline"

I'm just saying.

Grifter
Jul 24, 2003

I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.

Pyroblaze posted:

I believe you are thinking about Emerge by Fischerspooner.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wprVBj3920E
Thanks for posting this, I always wondered what that was. It was trippy to listen to the intro and then not hear Adam say "Hey kiddies, it's Loveline!"

Sumac
Sep 5, 2006

It doesn't matter now, come on get happy

E2M1 posted:

This wasn't my doing, but anyone with usenet access should check out alt.binaries.great and do a search for "loveline"

I'm just saying.

Simply amazing. Just this morning I was wondering what to do with all my free space. I guess now would be a good time to build a private collection in case the stream goes down too.

Emalde
May 3, 2007

Just a cage of bones, there's nothing inside.
I'm tired of asking about music they play, but I'm listening to the random stream as always, and another techno song was qued for the commercial cut (2005-03-10) and the lyrics were like "tick tock tick tock" or something that sounded like that.

Anyone have any idea what that was?

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Emalde posted:

I'm tired of asking about music they play, but I'm listening to the random stream as always, and another techno song was qued for the commercial cut (2005-03-10) and the lyrics were like "tick tock tick tock" or something that sounded like that.

Anyone have any idea what that was?

"What You Waiting For?" by Gwen Stefani

Emalde
May 3, 2007

Just a cage of bones, there's nothing inside.

Jubs posted:

"What You Waiting For?" by Gwen Stefani

I definately wasn't expecting what came out of the music video. :psyduck:
Thanks.

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time
Can anyone name one of the episodes where they play the really long, drawn out version of drew's "you're gay" drop?

yoooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuu'rrrrreeee gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Pyroblaze
Oct 25, 2004

Diatom.
I seriously think it's Adam's last episode. I seem to remember some joke about Drew jumping in front of the President in slow motion to stop the penis.

Nemo
Feb 24, 2001

Uh! Double up Uh! Uh!
I think it first showed up in the episode where Adam's assistant, Matt, from the TLC home improvement show sat in for the first half hour. Anderson made every effort to let Matt know Matt was gay. That'd be within the last couple weeks of Adam's run on Loveline.

Try 2005-10-24.

CadmiumFlow
Aug 19, 2003
If it wasn't for Cynnik, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

E2M1 posted:

This wasn't my doing, but anyone with usenet access should check out alt.binaries.great and do a search for "loveline"

I'm just saying.
I love you. This is all kinds of awesome. For those of you with the torrent, this will help you fill in the gaps.

exp0n
Oct 17, 2004

roll the tapes
.

exp0n fucked around with this message at 01:48 on Jan 1, 2014

Alexandr
Jan 27, 2001

by Tiny Fistpump
The Ace Awards show for this year was absolutely stellar. They really did have some great guests and events this year.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
I'm going to put these on my hosting and see how much it'll get raped:

I was laughing my rear end off last night listening to this little part of the 2002-03-05 show: http://notstarmen.net/sa/series_10_at_10.mp3 .

I cut this for Savington from TACS with Joel McHale: http://notstarmen.net/sa/retaining_wall.mp3 . NOTHING

fishbone
Sep 25, 2003
11-21-2004 with Will Arnett from Arrested Development has a hilarious segment where Adam invents the term "Waffle Crapper" (to describe a woman so hot that you would ask her to crap on your waffle in the morning), and he and Will take it to great heights.

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

Alexandr posted:

The Ace Awards show for this year was absolutely stellar. They really did have some great guests and events this year.

2009 is going to be a rough year for me listening to ACS @ work with headphones, since Brian seems to be as in love with the new NOTHING!!! drop as I am.
I choked every time he played it.

On the opposite end of rough is Teresa mentioning being "off the Yaz" every 5 god drat minutes. I know I'm in the minority being a Teresa fan, but this may change as the Yaz poo poo is already unbearable.

Token Female
Apr 2, 2007

If I hear the music...
I was listening to some episodes on http://www.sayingmahalo.com. The sound quality for the episodes in 2001-02 are much lower compared to the copies for them from the original site. Is there a reason for this?

Synthetic Eddie
Oct 24, 2008

Capnbigboobies posted:

Stryker is proof that radio executives are both evil and dumb.

and think that the rest of humanity is both eviler and dumber than they are.

Alexandr
Jan 27, 2001

by Tiny Fistpump

Scudworth posted:

On the opposite end of rough is Teresa mentioning being "off the Yaz" every 5 god drat minutes. I know I'm in the minority being a Teresa fan, but this may change as the Yaz poo poo is already unbearable.

hahahahahahahahahaha

No joke, but I was just sitting in bed listening to the 01-05 episode and just got past her talking about BATMAN and how she's started to get porn with him in order to coax him into loving her every other day and she's using the psychological component to seeing other guys gently caress to attempt to enhance his virility, and, well, it's so hard to not be a misogynist. She's SUCH a loving shrew. She's integrated all this bullshit into her vocabulary like STEPMONSTER and BATMAN and now OFF THE YAZ. The calling her husband Daniel "Batman" thing is probably the worst of it all. It's so obnoxious, self-centered, and intrusive. And the way it just flies off her mouth every third sentence without any acknowledgement of its retarded nature. It was funny the first time-- They needed something to call Daniel as code so as to protect his anonymity. Now it's just one of the most horrible things ever. Stepmonster is another one. It was old the first time, yet she still does it. But HOLY gently caress, the 'off the Yaz' poo poo. She just started bringing it up all of the sudden about two weeks before the show went on break in December and I'll be goddamned if she didn't say it anything less than 4 times PER DAY, EVERY DAY for the rest of the month.

Seriously, gently caress Teresa.

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Alexandr posted:

hahahahahahahahahaha

No joke, but I was just sitting in bed listening to the 01-05 episode and just got past her talking about BATMAN and how she's started to get porn with him in order to coax him into loving her every other day and she's using the psychological component to seeing other guys gently caress to attempt to enhance his virility, and, well, it's so hard to not be a misogynist. She's SUCH a loving shrew. She's integrated all this bullshit into her vocabulary like STEPMONSTER and BATMAN and now OFF THE YAZ. The calling her husband Daniel "Batman" thing is probably the worst of it all. It's so obnoxious, self-centered, and intrusive. And the way it just flies off her mouth every third sentence without any acknowledgement of its retarded nature. It was funny the first time-- They needed something to call Daniel as code so as to protect his anonymity. Now it's just one of the most horrible things ever. Stepmonster is another one. It was old the first time, yet she still does it. But HOLY gently caress, the 'off the Yaz' poo poo. She just started bringing it up all of the sudden about two weeks before the show went on break in December and I'll be goddamned if she didn't say it anything less than 4 times PER DAY, EVERY DAY for the rest of the month.

Seriously, gently caress Teresa.

You have finally seen the light. I can't stop from rolling my eyes whenever she speaks.

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
Didn't Dameshek used to bust on Teresa all the time? I think on his podcast or ESPN show (which was canceled :() either he or cousin Sal said she hated him. He isn't doing anything anymore. Ace should bring him back just to bust on Teresa (and because Dameshek is the man)

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Ribsauce posted:

Didn't Dameshek used to bust on Teresa all the time? I think on his podcast or ESPN show (which was canceled :() either he or cousin Sal said she hated him. He isn't doing anything anymore. Ace should bring him back just to bust on Teresa (and because Dameshek is the man)

http://sports.espn.go.com/espnradio/podcast/archive?id=3158733

I thought Adam and Dave were the next best thing to Dave and Drew. They complimented each other so well. But that shrew Teresa had to get him fired.* Another reason why I hated her.

*She got upset when Dave called her out during a commercial break and she started crying. I think they fired Dave because of it.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
You're just hating on her because she's a woman, Jewish, and had less than fantastic parents. I mean really, it couldn't be because she's obnoxious and extremely self-serving.

I listened to Monday's episode of TACS on Monday night, and I just cringed when she was reading "the news" and said that she was worried about some celebrity or some poo poo like that. Seriously, who the gently caress cares about celebrities? Vapid bitches.

Pyroblaze
Oct 25, 2004

Diatom.
Does anyone know which show has a lengthy call from Doug the southern gentleman who is having sex with his brother's goat?

CornbeefAndCabbage
Feb 20, 2006
Spin round' the carousel
Why am I the only one here whose never been annoyed by Teresa? I just attribute her sensitivity to her lovely childhood. I find it interesting to listen to someone who's going through those stages.

Revol
Aug 1, 2003

EHCIARF EMERC...
EHCIARF EMERC...
I love Theresa, and I would marry her.

JGdmn
Jun 12, 2005

Like I give a fuck.

CornbeefAndCabbage posted:

Why am I the only one here whose never been annoyed by Teresa? I just attribute her sensitivity to her lovely childhood. I find it interesting to listen to someone who's going through those stages.

Like most things, I think most people don't have a preference, the vocal minority despise her, and a few absolutely love her.

I hate to see the "shrew" thing take over here too, though.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


CornbeefAndCabbage posted:

Why am I the only one here whose never been annoyed by Teresa? I just attribute her sensitivity to her lovely childhood. I find it interesting to listen to someone who's going through those stages.

I also don't understand the Teresa hate. She was somewhat annoying at first, but she's grown into her role nicely.

The Mic
Aug 27, 2003

Over the hills and far away

Grand Fromage posted:

I also don't understand the Teresa hate. She was somewhat annoying at first, but she's grown into her role nicely.

Yeah, agreed. I certainly wouldn't listen to a show that was just Teresa, but there's nothing particularly wrong with her. At least she lets Adam do his thing and accepts her sidekick role.

Grifter
Jul 24, 2003

I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.

Pyroblaze posted:

Does anyone know which show has a lengthy call from Doug the southern gentleman who is having sex with his brother's goat?
That call, and a few other epic ones, are up on youtube. There's no date on it, but Jimmy Kimmel is on, so you can check episodes where he guested.

flatFat
Apr 30, 2006

k
I tune out when she's speaking most of the time, so I'm not familiar; what's the deal with her upbringing? Just how lovely was her childhood?

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JGdmn
Jun 12, 2005

Like I give a fuck.
I would say it was mostly passive abuse, akin to Adam's family life. She had a stepmother who was pretty cold to her emotionally, it's hard in those situations to know whose recollection is accurate. Teresa's dad seemed like he regretted his wife's involvement with her though, so I imagine she wasn't too great.

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