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Well unfortunately it's looking like this one is going to be appropriate again: Sadly, Nation Knows Exactly How Colorado Shooting's Aftermath Will Play Out
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And this one  http://onion.com/WKlHQK
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Apr 15, 2013 21:46
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In lighter news, Justin Bieber Fan Jealous Of Anne Frank
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:In lighter news, Justin Bieber Fan Jealous Of Anne Frank You joke but 
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I love this, Future Christian Drinking And Doing Drugs And Thinking It's One Big Joke
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zoux posted:You joke but Also, This What World Like Now
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:I refuse to believe that that's in earnest. Welp, that made me cry.
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This American Voices is amazing, every response is perfect. Also I guess that means the topic they're discussing is actually real? Scary.
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:I refuse to believe that that's in earnest. This is really familiar. Didn't they publish one like this right after Newtown (or another similar massacre)?
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Orange_Lazarus posted:"Winner of the Boston Marathan blasted to the finish line by explosion, angrily demanding medal." Not funny, and not just in a "too soon" way. Also not an Onion article. Three strikes pal!
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Xandu posted:This is really familiar. Didn't they publish one like this right after Newtown (or another similar massacre)? Sort of http://www.theonion.com/articles/gently caress-everything-nation-reports,30743/
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bilperkins2 posted:This American Voices is amazing, every response is perfect. Also I guess that means the topic they're discussing is actually real? Scary. It's technically possible, but only on a simulated airplane: http://www.informationweek.com/security/application-security/faa-dismisses-android-app-airplane-takeo/240152838 More Onion: How Corporations Avoid Paying Taxes Man Wishes Computer Could Do Thing It Already Can Do
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Xandu posted:This is really familiar. Didn't they publish one like this right after Newtown (or another similar massacre)? There was something like it for the weather: http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation-suddenly-realizes-this-just-going-to-be-a-t,30195/
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Fakebacon posted:There was something like it for the weather: http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation-suddenly-realizes-this-just-going-to-be-a-t,30195/ Yeah that's exactly what it was. It's all blurring together. Thanks.
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Xandu posted:Yeah that's exactly what it was. It's all blurring together. Thanks. It is, isn't it. Good god. 
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This Is A Tragedy—Does It Really Matter Exactly How Many People Died Or What Any Of The Details Are? By Col Allan, New York Post’ Editor
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:This Is A Tragedy—Does It Really Matter Exactly How Many People Died Or What Any Of The Details Are? By Col Allan, New York Post’ Editor At least somebody called the NY Post on their atrocious as gently caress excuse for reporting.
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Authorities: Sadly, There Are Many People Who Could Have Done This
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This article sucks. It's like they think it's too soon to make jokey articles, but they still need to put out something, so they just make another tired variation of this theme.
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Eb posted:This article sucks. It's like they think it's too soon to make jokey articles, but they still need to put out something, so they just make another tired variation of this theme. That one may be filler but this one's a pretty good variation: Area Man Growing A Little Tired Of Rushing Home To Hug Loved Ones edit: and this one might as well have been from The Onion: Taliban: "Wherever we find Americans we will kill them, but we don't have any connection with the Boston Explosions," bilperkins2 has a new favorite as of 00:54 on Apr 17, 2013 |
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Diamond Joe is back, and this time, he's giving us all some good old fashion medical advice: Here are Joe Biden's 7 techniques for enlarging your member
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Hiro Protagonist posted:Diamond Joe is back, and this time, he's giving us all some good old fashion medical advice: Best part of that: Not everyone has a crotcheverest.
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The Onion doesn't mess around. At all. BREAKING: 'The Onion' In Kill Range Of Boston Bomber Suspect Two minutes later, they post this: UPDATE: ‘The Onion’ Apologizes For Killing Innocent Boston Man Tom Mahoney I love them so much.
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Next Week's School Shooting Victims Thank Senate For Failing To Pass Gun Bill
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If I Could Live In Any Decade, It Would Definitely Be The 960s. Love the last line.
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khwarezm posted:If I Could Live In Any Decade, It Would Definitely Be The 960s. "But then there was this surge of creativity and monks started adding another part to the chant, and boom, florid organum was born." As a student of medieval music history, I lost it at this part.
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Internet Comes Up With 8.5 Million Leads On Potential Boston Bombing Suspect
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VIRAL VIDEO: High School Sophomore Sinks Incredible, Unnecessary Half-Court Shot The acting loving catapults this story into the stratosphere of quality.
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:VIRAL VIDEO: High School Sophomore Sinks Incredible, Unnecessary Half-Court Shot Holy gently caress, I'm dying.
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:VIRAL VIDEO: High School Sophomore Sinks Incredible, Unnecessary Half-Court Shot This is spectacular, one of the better videos they've done.
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:VIRAL VIDEO: High School Sophomore Sinks Incredible, Unnecessary Half-Court Shot That kid reaches Joffrey levels of punchability
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Jesus, This Week The Onion’s Tips For Passing Gun Control Legislation
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Wow, thanks Onion: "I Won" by Wayne LaPierre
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OfChristandMen posted:Wow, thanks Onion: Yeah, just saw that, and it legitimately depressed me how goddamn incisive it was.
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Smart, Qualified People Behind the Scenes Keeping America Safe: 'We Don't Exist'
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This loving week... http://www.theonion.com/articles/jesus-this-week,32105/ quote:“Maybe next time we have a week, they can try not to pack it completely to the loving brim with explosions, mutilations, death, manhunts, lies, weeping, and the utter uselessness of our political system,” said basically every person in America who isn’t comatose or a complete sociopath. “You know, maybe try to spread some of that total misery across the other 51 weeks in the year. Just a thought.”
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