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Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



THS posted:

yes soon humanity will be one faceless quivering mass of flesh and mind fused together

as long as i can fuse 14% of my dick with 8% of Jlaw I'm all in

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ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

Nonsense posted:

*several latin debate phrases* :smug: Who has the bigger erection now!

my sattelite reciever steals cable from the chinese, tiger dick is no longer a cure for erectile disfunction, and tigers are on the comeback, but they are inbred as hell.

Raffles
Dec 7, 2004

Benedick Cuckold posted:

do you think morrissey has a big dick? in spite of everything, i think he probably does

it might be big but he definitely doesn't know how to use it

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

ColdReaches posted:

my sattelite reciever steals cable from the chinese, tiger dick is no longer a cure for erectile disfunction, and tigers are on the comeback, but they are inbred as hell.

sounds like a killer oldspice ad

Quinch
Oct 21, 2008

Ponce de Le0n posted:

I hope these millionaires can recover from this.

Jennifer Lawrence will probably be able to demand double or even triple her next acting fee lol

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

if he does then why is he so sad?

Some girls are bigger than others

Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good
Who has the hottest body so far? Ali Michael is doing it for me drat, wanna get all over that body.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

"Remember that Hunger Game's series you want me to keep doing, yeah double the guarentee and I'm not doing promo's for it, kay?"

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
jlaw was hot in that movie about yoga pants

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
"Leak Nude Pictures":
You can only use it when you have 20+ attractiveness, it increases popularity by 50% for the next 7 days.

Sorcerer/Wizard level 3 spell

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.
Any womans body is the best shape. unless you weight like 40 tons.

then its like loving akira and poo poo gets weird

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Dave Concepcion posted:

im thinking short but thick

it's such a little thing, but it makes such a big difference

Raffles
Dec 7, 2004

Machinegunboyo posted:

Who has the hottest body so far? Ali Michael is doing it for me drat, wanna get all over that body.

my fave is the supposed aubrey plaza minge shot, just because i imagine she'd be the least pleased about me having a tug to it

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Machinegunboyo posted:

Who has the hottest body so far? Ali Michael is doing it for me drat, wanna get all over that body.

The one with the arty-looking photos at a lake somewhere.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Machinegunboyo posted:

Who has the hottest body so far? Ali Michael is doing it for me drat, wanna get all over that body.

As a fat virgin goon, none of these girls are all that hot

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


The file sharing sites (that I'm not linking to or condoning) have this now. I have never seen the sheer amount of P2P connections listed as these pictures have. Millions.

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

withak posted:

The one with the arty-looking photos at a lake somewhere.

you killed fredo in the lake, you mook bastard

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

withak posted:

The one with the arty-looking photos at a lake somewhere.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Bovril Delight posted:

As a fat virgin goon, none of these girls are all that hot

what about the girl who's posing naked with a fat shirtless virgin goon and a condom

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

ColdReaches posted:

Any womans body is the best shape. unless you weight like 40 tons.

then its like loving akira and poo poo gets weird

Akira was just a little boy, except when he was a bunch of organs in jars, so yeah, it'd get weird, you pedophile.

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

what about the girl who's posing naked with a fat shirtless virgin goon and a condom

imagefap.com

Raffles
Dec 7, 2004

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

The file sharing sites (that I'm not linking to or condoning) have this now. I have never seen the sheer amount of P2P connections listed as these pictures have. Millions.

millions of horny lads can't be wrong, can they?

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

The file sharing sites (that I'm not linking to or condoning) have this now. I have never seen the sheer amount of P2P connections listed as these pictures have. Millions.

is it irc because im pretty mad people ever used that and or still do

Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

by XyloJW

Benedick Cuckold posted:

do you think morrissey has a big dick? in spite of everything, i think he probably does

Please go start your own thread. This thread is about wimmen.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

its all over usenet!!

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

what about the girl who's posing naked with a fat shirtless virgin goon and a condom

Please don't post my photos without my permission

Slurin
Jul 17, 2008
I am a coward who makes grandiose claims and then runs away when asked for evidence. Please ignore everything I have to say.

Yeah who would have thought pegging was big in 1988

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
plz obama make it law that when you critize a womans body you must post current pics of your body and face as well this forum would improve 200000x

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
wtf is going on in that picture

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

the hollywood ladies can feel good knowing all the millions of mongrel indian men d/l their photos will die of ebola in a few weeks

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

THS posted:

its all over usenet!!

Usenet still exists :aaa:

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
Any Richard Karn nudes?

Dick Karns.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



I bet Richard Karn is hung

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Raffles posted:

it might be big but he definitely doesn't know how to use it

of course not. that's like his thing. remember he was blessed with great looks and a lovely voice and then decided to use his gifts to become a depressive sexless whiner

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Usenet still exists :aaa:

How do you think people seeding torrents originally got those files?

drquasius
Dec 25, 2004

tacodaemon posted:

I bet Richard Karn is hung

Like a Pocket Hose.

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Usenet still exists :aaa:


giganews is out, but several others are in, for 20 bucks a months you can pirate things.

usenet has gained 3.4 million subscribes in the last two months.

it's kinda funny

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

withak posted:

How do you think people seeding torrents originally got those files?

napster

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

THS posted:

napster

emule

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Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Guy Fleegman posted:

Please go start your own thread. This thread is about wimmen.



sorry i saw so many pictures of hot naked women over the past couple days that my hetero levels got all filled up. now i'm gay. so loving gay

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