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dumb. posted:Why don't they specify what after 'When you do...'? Is that a Philly thing? These things have all haunted me for years. I thought "heator" might be cool south philly slang for a gun or something but it's not even that https://njmonthly.com/articles/jersey-living/shore-lore-still-geator-after-all-these-years/
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Why did this need to be a thing? It's like all the "remember to wash your god drat hands!!" signs at work. There's this one guy, cleans toilets while using nitrile gloves, his phone will ring and he'll answer it. I'm like bitch gloves don't work that way!
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saw this today it's like he's talking to me. "ay my man. AY MY MAN. can i get a dollar?"
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Milo and POTUS posted:Mr pitbull is a saint Patron saint of bears in department stores.
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Guy Goodbody posted:One of the benefits of the bat bombs was that the bombs on the bats were on timers. So a plane would fly over, drop a bat bomb, and nothing would happen. Everyone would assume it was a spotter or recon plane. Then, that night, fires would inexplicably erupt all over the city. How is that a benefit, when the alternative is "planes flies over, then everyone is blowed the gently caress up"?
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Ak Gara posted:It's like all the "remember to wash your god drat hands!!" signs at work. Ahahahaha, I cringed when a lady did that in a very early X-Files episode (Tooms pt. 1), and thought there's no way someone would be that dumb IRL
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:How is that a benefit, when the alternative is "planes flies over, then everyone is blowed the gently caress up"? There’s a difference between “we might die when a plane is overhead” and “we might die at any time because a plane flew overhead one time”
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LargeHadron posted:Goddamnit, I hate being reminded that anything touched by a child under 14 or a man over 40 is undoubtedly covered in their feces. Whenever they do one of those things where they show how much fecal matter is on everything, I know the reaction you're supposed to have is "eww, everything's disgusting" but I always juts think that just clearly means trace amounts of poop are fine. If every waiter in every restaurant and every surface in every home has some amount of poop on it, and humanity is still alive, then humans have a higher poop tolerance than we give ourselves credit for.
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Guy Goodbody posted:Whenever they do one of those things where they show how much fecal matter is on everything, I know the reaction you're supposed to have is "eww, everything's disgusting" but I always juts think that just clearly means trace amounts of poop are fine. If every waiter in every restaurant and every surface in every home has some amount of poop on it, and humanity is still alive, then humans have a higher poop tolerance than we give ourselves credit for. Its all about the amount of poop and the odds of it getting into an orifice/mucus membrane. Poop bacteria on a purse isn't a big deal wince you don't typically lick your purse or put it on a cutting board. On a phone grosses me out more since you are putting it on your face and will often touch it right before touching your face. Dienes has a new favorite as of 19:55 on Jan 22, 2018 |
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Everything everywhere is just covered in fecal matter no matter what you do but it’s mostly concentrated in my posts.
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It depends on how strong your immune system is, which depends on overall health, level of exposure you get, gut bacteria, etc. A healthy person is not gonna die or even get sick from some poop or dirt or whatever.
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oldpainless posted:Everything everywhere is just covered in fecal matter no matter what you do but it’s mostly concentrated in my posts. Oldcleanlless
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Good Parmesan posted:saw this today Jealous? Pull my leg.
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Dienes posted:Its all about the amount of poop and the odds of it getting into an orifice/mucus membrane. Poop bacteria on a purse isn't a big deal wince you don't typically lick your purse or put it on a cutting board. On a phone grosses me out more since you are putting it on your face and will often touch it fright before touching your face. Where am I supposed to chop my purses then?
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Dienes posted:Its all about the amount of poop and the odds of it getting into an orifice/mucus membrane. Poop bacteria on a purse isn't a big deal wince you don't typically lick your purse or put it on a cutting board. On a phone grosses me out more since you are putting it on your face and will often touch it fright before touching your face. Your face is already covered in a thin layer of poo poo, what's a little more gonna hurt?
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Dienes posted:Its all about the amount of poop and the odds of it getting into an orifice/mucus membrane. Poop bacteria on a purse isn't a big deal wince you don't typically lick your purse or put it on a cutting board. On a phone grosses me out more since you are putting it on your face and will often touch it right before touching your face. Have you ever smelled a poo poo? Congratulations you have poo poo in your nose.
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Jose Valasquez posted:Where am I supposed to chop my purses then? Chop purse at chopping mall.
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Rumda posted:Have you ever smelled a poo poo? Congratulations you have poo poo in your nose. You get poo poo in your nose every time you smell a fart a fart is just poo in gas form
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mind the walrus posted:Repeat for 7 years then stop immediately
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Slime posted:You get poo poo in your nose every time you smell a fart Yeah these are why, when there's a terrible smell, I always breathe either exclusively through my nose and try to tune it out, or not at all. Fuuuuuuck breathing through my mouth for that
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Yeah these are why, when there's a terrible smell, I always breathe either exclusively through my nose and try to tune it out, or not at all. Fuuuuuuck breathing through my mouth for that Smell is really disgusting when you think about it.
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Yeah these are why, when there's a terrible smell, I always breathe either exclusively through my nose and try to tune it out, or not at all. Fuuuuuuck breathing through my mouth for that You know it all goes the same way right?
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Rumda posted:You know it all goes the same way right?
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Yeah these are why, when there's a terrible smell, I always breathe either exclusively through my nose and try to tune it out, or not at all. Fuuuuuuck breathing through my mouth for that JFC
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Elizabethan Error posted:really? your mouth is full of hairs like your nose is? weird The tongue is the biggest hair in the body or something. Or hairs are just tiny tongues. I can't remember which. e: It's why you can sometimes taste the way something smells, I think.
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SpacePig posted:The tongue is the biggest hair in the body or something. Or hairs are just tiny tongues. I can't remember which. I mean.... no. Hairs are not to do with smelling or tasting and the tongue is not a hair and hair is not a tongue. Also YUK
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The Bloop posted:I mean.... no. Hairs are not to do with smelling or tasting and the tongue is not a hair and hair is not a tongue. OP might be a cat, don't presume. 
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Have you guys not mastered breathing through your anus yet? Smdh
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Have you guys not mastered breathing through your anus yet? Smdh So far only talking...
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Have you guys not mastered breathing through your anus yet? Smdh Wait...my own? Dammit I thought I'd finally gotten it right.
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"Food comes in, Poop Comes out"? Sounds like a challenge to me. 
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EvilJoven posted:A few months ago I was out riding my bike after sunset and an owl decided that my bike light illuminating the long straight path ahead of me was interesting and decided to swoop down beside me and fly in front of me three times down that stretch. It'd swoop down when I went by, fly ahead of me and perch in a tree and wait for me to catch up. It was the coolest poo poo I've ever seen while out riding.      
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Last Podcast are doing Jonestown for their 300 episode special and when they got to the monkeys I just couldn't believe it.
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