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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Might not be the best day for this Paulie.
https://twitter.com/PRyan/status/738446569331163136

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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Laphroaig posted:



that is dictatorship levels of flags imo

That's the appropriate amount to go with Sky Marshal Clinton's sci-fi dictator outfits

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
It's very much like Romney's speech.

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx

Montasque posted:

It's very much like Romney's speech.

Clinton/Romney 2016: Love Us

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:

"I must find a challenge to Trump,"
Said the jewish neocon lump
He wasn't very smart
So he just threw a dart
And that's how he picked this poor chump.

Two Frenches named David and Nancy
Became Renegade flights of fancy
"I'm off to Iraq
and until I comeback,
you must wear these chastity panties."

There once was a man named Bill Kristol
Who loved war and of Reagan was wistful,
He picked David French
From off the back bench
Who promptly ended his own life with a pistol.

Trump's president of a country in tatters
On walls everywhere there are many blood splatters
Kristol turns to me
Whispers, "I voted Hillary."
I laugh, "My good man, Nothing Matters!"

Nice!!!

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Montasque posted:

Hillary is trying to win the Jennifer Rubin vote with this speech.

She's taking the right tone, though: competent, confident, not trying to be funny, letting Trump's own quotes hang him.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
E: Paul has bent the knee!

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

zoux posted:

Might not be the best day for this Paulie.
https://twitter.com/PRyan/status/738446569331163136

hat status: worn

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

logikv9 posted:

hat status: worn

all will wear the hat

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Lol Ryan is a complete joke.

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Thing That Everyone Knew Was Going to Happen happened, story at 11.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Maybe he's hoping all the media is paying too much attention to the HRC FP speech to notice his pseudo-endorsement.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
Hoo boy, when Trump loses, the long knives are going to come out at Paul.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Majorian posted:

She's taking the right tone, though: competent, confident, not trying to be funny, letting Trump's own quotes hang him.

She has the "Daisy ad" tone for most of this, which is the right tone to have.

Although the Mr. Universe jab was a total outreach for yuks.

Dogstoyevsky
Oct 9, 2012

If there is no Dog, everything is permitted
He gazed up at the enormous orange face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was set below the golden combover. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the tiny hands! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Donald Trump.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
I wonder why Paul Ryan's legs are so small he seems pretty loving good at knee bends.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Montasque posted:

She has the "Daisy ad" tone for most of this, which is the right tone to have.

Although the Mr. Universe jab was a total outreach for yuks.

https://twitter.com/mikiebarb/status/738447249592684545

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

zoux posted:

Might not be the best day for this Paulie.
https://twitter.com/PRyan/status/738446569331163136

lol wow I cannot believe it

Must be pressure on his seat if he's endorsing. He doesn't want to lose his gavel so he's going to fall in line like a good little soldier.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Sad that I'm at work and can't listen

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Rip Barbaro

🐎🐎🐎

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
im frankly shocked there's not an empty podium for the networks to cut away from hillary's speech.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Montasque posted:

She has the "Daisy ad" tone for most of this, which is the right tone to have.

That's the impression I got. Also seems to be emulating Warren a bit, which is smart too.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

euphronius posted:

Rip Barbaro

🐎🐎🐎

https://twitter.com/mikiebarb/status/738448592839540737

I'm the sassy man.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
a packaged arrived at senator ryan's office. his secretary placed it upon his desk as he was out to lunch. upon his return senator ryan looked at the the package curiously. he wasnt expecting anything. maybe it was that bulking powder he'd ordered from amazon and never gotten. taking a letter opener from his desk drawer he opened the box. inside he found a hat. a red one. curious... he lifted the red hat from the box. emblazoned on the front of the red hat were the words "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" in crisp, clean white lettering. he gasped, dropping the hat back into the box and falling back into his chair.

Darkman Fanpage fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Jun 2, 2016

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Darkman Fanpage posted:

oof. im in miami and it's getting to be hot and humid.

Ay carumba!!!!

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/738448988517453824
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/738449664752553984

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Darkman Fanpage posted:

a packaged arrived at senator ryan's office. his secretary placed it upon his desk as he was out to lunch. upon his return senator ryan looked at the the package curiously. he wasnt expecting anything. maybe it was that bulking powder he'd ordered from amazon and never gotten. taking a letter opener from his desk drawer he opened the box. inside he found a hat. a red one. curious... he lifted the red hat from the box. emblazoned on the front of the res hat were the words "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" in crisp, clean white lettering. he gasped, dropping the hat back into the box and falling back into his chair.

AY CARUMBA!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

john boehner reclines in a hammock, surveys his lawn and chuckles quietly to himself

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

nice meltdown

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx

Says Increasingly Nervous Orange Man

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Mirthless posted:

lol wow I cannot believe it

Must be pressure on his seat if he's endorsing. He doesn't want to lose his gavel so he's going to fall in line like a good little soldier.

Ryan's as speaker in the age of Trump is exactly the punishment he deserved.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
She doesn't look presidential, he tweeted

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/baseballcrank/status/738449494174498816

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

From Ryan's comm dir

https://twitter.com/BrendanBuck/status/738449872232316928

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
If Trump does become prez, I'm curious how the (obvious) 8 year term will age him. Will he become a literal yam?

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012



ill never tire of this av

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

baseball crank

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
So I'm assuming Ryan got all those ideological concessions he demanded from Trump? No?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
It's kind of ironic how Trump has brought the exclamation point back into style after the Jeb massacre.

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Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

"endorser of donald trump" should become a part of his title.

paul ryan, speaker of the house and endorser of trump, had this statement on the gorilla shooting...

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