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what do you like best
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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
Total: 17498 votes
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XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

This Duane Holmes stoppage time leveler is cool and good. https://twitter.com/derbycountytalk/status/1216041315617644544?s=21

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NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013





:laugh:

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/futbolbible/status/1217006308630704129?s=21

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/BonettiESPN/status/1217147539021090818

UnderFreddy
Oct 9, 2012

GEGENPOSTING


why would old age make you bad at dead balls?

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Kids don’t respect their elders and it’s really sad to witness.


-Me
an old man

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




UnderFreddy posted:

why would old age make you bad at dead balls?

My grandad said my nan had the same problem

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.


Mertens, Gervinho, and then Tevez are my Gold, Silver and Bronze there.

That Mertens goal was magic.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

UnderFreddy posted:

why would old age make you bad at dead balls?

I think it's either: the idea that skill and talent deteriorates with age, or they're trying to say "hey guys, Totti's still got it!" I suppose it would make sense if he were in open play dribbling the ball and banging one in from outside the box, but yeah, I can see what you're getting at.

Tongues
Aug 28, 2009

But I think those are eyes...
(source)

Mazy running goals are the best goals

prove me wrong

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011

Vagabundo posted:

I think it's either: the idea that skill and talent deteriorates with age, or they're trying to say "hey guys, Totti's still got it!" I suppose it would make sense if he were in open play dribbling the ball and banging one in from outside the box, but yeah, I can see what you're getting at.

He can definitely still do that against amateurs. No question.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Vinestalk posted:

He can definitely still do that against amateurs. No question.

He was playing professionally for Roma as recently as 2017, so yeah, I'd imagine he'd probably be able to put on a show against amateurs.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




https://twitter.com/ManUnitedZone_/status/1216885640886923264

:qq:

That goal against Newcastle is my favourite one of his. Yes more than the bicycle kick against City. It's peak Rooney. Walking along with the ref, pissing and moaning in his ear, happens to look up, sees the ball coming over, scores a loving banger.

It's :discourse:

franks
Jan 1, 2007

Alcoholism is the only
disease you can get
yelled at for having.

Bundy posted:

Yes more than the bicycle kick against City.

He shinned it anyway :twisted:

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene
I still think my favorite time Rooney scored was with the nan

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
I hate Wayne Rooney

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

oliwan posted:

I hate Wayne Rooney

It was your nan wasn't it?

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Remember when he noticed a camera when he scored against West Ham, and started swearing at it in angry confusion, lest it take his soul away?

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/nocontextfooty/status/1217749885455388672

I love the way blue jumps up and berates white for diving.

fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



Winner, PWM POTM January

Vagabundo posted:

Remember when he noticed a camera when he scored against West Ham, and started swearing at it in angry confusion, lest it take his soul away?

The best part of this story is that the FA gave him a ban for it which meant he missed an FA cup semi against City which they lost, hahah

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/915540283072307200/pu/vid/640x360/0phi1sdTSotxezVR.mp4

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
https://twitter.com/asaintmaximin/status/1217364814940594177

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

LMAO, that's amazing. I’d totally buy him an account on these dead gay forums.

Some quality football banter lately between this and the Hoffenheim tweet.

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord
Fully sick

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




In honour of the now departed Ashley Young

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92ywvWC_IEw

and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meTwIQBLXsY&t=37s

A career of contrasts. Lol forever that his first two goals for United were practically identical long range shots past Chesney

e: Ashley "long range goals into right hand corner" Young

NinpoEspiritoSanto fucked around with this message at 14:17 on Jan 17, 2020

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Bold it you coward

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Bold it you coward

Sir, this is a photos and videos thread

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Bundy posted:

Lol forever that his first two goals for United were practically identical long range shots past Chesney

Oh...oh no :ohdear:

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




trem_two posted:

Oh...oh no :ohdear:

Lol I forgot he was first choice for you lot

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

The goal is superb. The insane commentator is more superber.

https://twitter.com/Official_NCFC/status/1216057198662627330?s=20

Blinkz0rz
May 27, 2001

MY CONTEMPT FOR MY OWN EMPLOYEES IS ONLY MATCHED BY MY LOVE FOR TOM BRADY'S SWEATY MAGA BALLS

Bundy posted:

In honour of the now departed Ashley Young

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92ywvWC_IEw

and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meTwIQBLXsY&t=37s

A career of contrasts. Lol forever that his first two goals for United were practically identical long range shots past Chesney

e: Ashley "long range goals into right hand corner" Young


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoZXEbo96Lg

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
St pauli are terrorists

https://twitter.com/Millar_Colin/status/1218246604567859200?s=19

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.
https://twitter.com/greener_josh/status/1218616460437852162?s=19

Boring vid but lmao nonetheless

Nis
Feb 21, 2011

:allears:

lmao amazing

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005


LMAO

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Here's the action:

https://twitter.com/Regi1700/status/1218662593134501894

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.
lol that poor guy, i wonder if ritchie apologised

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Redcafe is a terrible website but I love their website overloaded image.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Der Shovel posted:

Redcafe is a terrible website

Yet you visit often. It was unbearable by the time Moyes took charge lol

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Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Bundy posted:

Yet you visit often. It was unbearable by the time Moyes took charge lol

My man, we're on a forum that currently has multiple threads running in the hundreds or even thousands of pages dedicated to gawking at Internet weirdoes. Sometimes it's just fun to read the ramblings of some nutter who genuinely believes Paul Pogba has been running an elaborate scam since September in an effort to force a move to Real, going as far as paying off doctors and hospitals to put fake casts on his ankle so he can have them removed for Instagram videos.

Plus it's a great source for all the hottest news and rumours, since people there trawl the net for anything United related at a speed and intensity that makes Google's web crawler bots look like slackers.

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