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How can you hate Liam Neeson after this? Or this? See the dancing freak! Just five bucks!
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Holy Calamity! posted:Hey. The advertising for that film was indeed misleading but it was made clear that it was a film about death in the first 5 minutes and it was beautiful Not enough wolf punching. And then right at the end, when he's about to punch a wolf with a bunch of broken glass and poo poo on his fist IT JUST loving ENDS.
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Sounds like a good ending. Sadly, I do not think ASOIAF will end I am getting a bunch of naked women in the advertising box below. Why aren't they fisting each other while a tragic villain explains his life story? This is bullshit.
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IRQ posted:Not enough wolf punching. And then right at the end, when he's about to punch a wolf with a bunch of broken glass and poo poo on his fist IT JUST loving ENDS. Too bad that the movie wasn't about wolf-punching.
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CPFortest posted:Too bad that the movie wasn't about wolf-punching. That's my point, it should have been!
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I really want to work some of those TVIV quotes into my chapter(s) of A Clash of Kinks.
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Have Patchface just spout TVIV quotes instead of songs.
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A wolf there was, A wolf, A WOLF! All black and grey, And covered with fur! Oh come they said, Oh come to Liam Neeson! PUNCH THAT loving WOLF.
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A Clash of Kinks: After the outbreak of Velurean Disease in AGOB, the Five Kingdoms of Directionos splinter into a civil war. -Orion Martin and his lover Darksun lead Darne in the name of group sex. -King Jeffrey and Sensa Strike lead Emperor's Crossing in Sploshing (food sex) -Brendan and his wombman lover Miri decree inter-humanoid-species sex superior (meaning we can cash in on the Twilight craze and beyond the wall in the north is sexy vampires) -Thelonious Gayjoy raises an army of FemDom enthusiasts from the Bronze Islands -And Denny Kardashian and her army across the Wide Sea fight for the Otherkin and Fantasy Anthro fetishes. (lots of dragonkin sex) Now someone write the chapter breakdowns. I want to throw down some words about the Men of the Day's Watch raiding sexy vampire camps. And sexy vampire sex. We're gonna be billionaires. The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 22:48 on Jan 4, 2013 |
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You should work in that insane merman theory in somehow.
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I already told thornghost what I demand in the next book's outline. It seems like the best fit would be our legally distinct and non-copyright infringing original character Denni Turduckyen. I'll write it. 
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If you guys are going for the furry market, Wolder Fray being the ultimate Weasalsona and making Robb an undead anthro wolf may as well be in there too.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:I already told thornghost what I demand in the next book's outline. It seems like the best fit would be our legally distinct and non-copyright infringing original character Denni Turduckyen. gently caress, that was it. Denni Turduckyen. But seriously. The "others" NEED to be sexy vampires, and we have to have The War of the Five Kinks. Think of the billions of dollars! e: and I'm serious. I'll write the hell out of some steamy vampire sex porn for awkward girls and weird moms. It's practically my life's ambition. The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 23:03 on Jan 4, 2013 |
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Thelonius Gayjoy better raise them femdoms round midnight, moonlight streaming through the throes of passion, punctuated by gasps and the wet slap of flesh on flesh.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:I already told thornghost what I demand in the next book's outline. It seems like the best fit would be our legally distinct and non-copyright infringing original character Denni Turduckyen.
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Just picturing this: As a Cat O Nine Tails has me giggling. Ashayara Gayjoy strode into the room, her 9" heels clacking across the salt-stained wood floors. Her riding crop smacking against her thigh in rhythm with her steps. The ball gag she carried was a supple Kwarthian leather with a large rubber ball, a brilliant shade of red, to match the color of the laces in her corset. "Brother," she said as she threw the gag into Thelonius' lap "It's time to ride for the victory of our Kingdom." And with that she whacked the riding crop across her tight black leather gloved hand and bit her lip. "Our enemies shall have no safe word." Thelonious replied before fastening the gag to his head.
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A Game of Bones was totally worth my 1$. And was the first ebook I actually bought. You guys did a good job, you should buy something nice for yourself with the money you make from selling this
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The major things I had planned for Clash of Cocks was to introduce Denni as a black woman and then have Tyrone Lincolnshire show up and be a super tall black dude so it overtly telegraphs his secret Turducken heritage. He'd still be the outcast of his family, except he's tall instead of...you get it. Plus, I was thinking that the dragons would actually be like half-dragon and half-chicken so they're called dracocks or something, shortened to the titular "cocks" in vernacular. I'm liking all the other ideas too, including the sexy vampire Others. Should I write the outline or does somebody else want to take a crack at it?
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thornghost posted:The major things I had planned for Clash of Cocks was to introduce Denni as a black woman and then have Tyrone Lincolnshire show up and be a super tall black dude so it overtly telegraphs his secret Turducken heritage. He'd still be the outcast of his family, except he's tall instead of...you get it. I'm actually so excited and aroused by my idea I'll take a stab at the outline. And I mean excited.
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I had a flash of inspiration the other day and I think the ice zombies should have ice cocks which they use to gently caress/freeze their prey to death. Of course, the only way to defeat them will be the Deeni's hot dragon pussy, which will of course be in conflict with Sensa's icy wolf pussy...which can perhaps be a weapon against dragon cocks? And at the end of the series they'll have a hot lesbian scissoring scene which will normalize the temperatures of their respective genital regions. Dongs of Ice and Fire?
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I am overly qualified to write about sexy vampires.
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Chinston Wurchill posted:I had a flash of inspiration the other day and I think the ice zombies should have ice cocks which they use to gently caress/freeze their prey to death. Of course, the only way to defeat them will be the Deeni's hot dragon pussy, which will of course be in conflict with Sensa's icy wolf pussy...which can perhaps be a weapon against dragon cocks? And at the end of the series they'll have a hot lesbian scissoring scene which will normalize the temperatures of their respective genital regions. Stephen King actually beat you to this one. So yeah, definitely use it.
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I like the kinks idea, and def having Denni showing up as black dragonfurdom, holla atcha boi. Outline that poo poo, and we'll write us some gaywombmenscaliekink goodness. e: gonna throw in some ice and wire like a boss.
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Sophia posted:I am overly qualified to write about sexy vampires. You're hired. Alright, gonna pop some mind-bending drugs and drink myself into a coma. I'll be back with the outline.
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I assume Stennis is going to be repressed as gently caress and grinds his teeth to distract himself from the pain of a shameful boner pressing against his leather trews? Then Sandramle pegs him with a log for religious magic purposes, setting said log on fire, using her magic vadge power to impregnate herself with a smoke baby.
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All the other characters have to comment on how Stennis always looks as if he has a nice stiff cock up his rear end
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And it has to literally be Davis' nice, stiff, circumcised (instead of his fingertips being removed) cock up his rear end at all times.
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Here's what I got so far: A Clash of Kinks Prologue (Blade_of_Tyshalle) Demtitties (“Demi”) Turduckyen has seen a sign. A purple comet in the sky appears, and her friend and mentor and father figure, Alludio Expositus, suggests that as she is the last of the Dragonkin, she should know of her destiny, which he tells her in a full backstory. Knowing the whole story of the Dragonkin, Demi follows the comet and it leads her to Tumbl'ros, where she discovers 2 dragon's eggs. She adorns her dragon skin suit and in the ancient ritual of her family, she breathes fire, and life, into the eggs, and the mountain splits in half with both dragons emerging from their eggs, fully grown, and flying into the sky. When she returns from the mountain top, the villagers of Tumbl'ros worship her as queen of the Otherkin, for it has been foretold by the Prophecy of Anthro that a great Dragon Woman will awaken the Dragons from their stone sleep and lead the Otherkin to the promised land of Fursonia. Thelonius Thelonius Gayjoy was the chamber boy of the Strike family. On his 18th birthday he was sold by his father to the Strike family as a sex slave to Kate and Nathaniel Strike. This was all his idea. When Nat Strike died and Kate left for Emperor's Crossing, he returned home to the Bronze Islands, a land obsessed with FemDom (Female Domination). The women of the Bronze Islands are trained from birth to be BDSM Mistresses and their skills as floggers are known the world over. The men are likewise trained for complete obedience and submissiveness. Upon Thelonius' return, he discovers that the Velurean Disease has swept the 5 Kingdoms of Directionos, and his sister, Yarasha, means to conquer and enslave the men of Directionos, as is the will of the Gagged God of their homeland. They will bring bondage and slavery to the 5 corners of Directionos. Sensa [SEX] Sensa and Joffrey engage in food-based sex, but are interrupted by the Pound. Pigeons from the other 4 corners of Directionos have been coming in to report that each noble family has broken off to reclaim their ancient lands as their own. Orion Martin and his lover Darksun lead Darne in the name of group sex. Brendan Strike of the North and his wombman lover Miri decree inter-humanoid-species sex superior. Thelonious and Yarasha Gayjoy are raising an army of FemDoms from the Bronze Islands. And Demtitties Turduckyen and her Otherkin from across the Wide Sea mean to lead their dragons and army for the glory of Anthro. This outrages Jeffrey, as food sex is the one true kink of Directionos, and he is their King! He rushes out to call the small council, and Sensa and the Pound continue the food sex, as is the way of Emperor's Crossing. Ardi Ardi is sneaking through the castle when she hears a familiar voice (Varos) and a strange man (Alludio) discussing their plans for the War of the Five Kinks. The two men reveal that with the kingdom in chaos, they will easily install the Dragonkin Queen to the throne, as only she can combat the forces of the mysterious Night Walkers. After this, she rushes back to Genden to tell him everything she heard. But first she stares at his abs as he works the bellows in the blacksmith shop, and wonders what it's like to kiss a boy, when she is knocked unconscious. Brendan (A GLISTENING HODOR calls dibs) Brendan sits at a campfire with Miri out in the woods. She explains to him the nature of her people, the wombmen. She also tells him of the prophecy that to save the world, the Wombmen will have to fight the Night Walkers to the death, and all the signs point to their return. Jenn Jenn Ice, the adopted daughter of Nat Strike, was long ago sold to the gypsies of the north. Realizing a bad deal, they traded her for a barrel of mead to the Day's Watch, an elite squadron of Vampire Hunters that were sworn to protect Directionos against the Night Walkers. Raised since birth to be a vampire hunter, she now leads the Day's Watch. Although no one has seen a Night Walker in 2,000 years, there's been rumblings about the people north of The Barricade disappearing in the night. Jenn organizes a raid party and plans to go beyond The Barricade to search the towns. ----------------------- That's just off the top of my head. Now I need to start interweaving plots. The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 02:39 on Jan 5, 2013 |
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I'm doing two this time, and I want to write the introduction. I demand to be credited as "His Holiness The Rev. Thulsa Doom".
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B_O_T already claimed the prologue.
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Introduction, not prologue. I want to expound on the literary relevance of the work.
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It must needs mention of the Rad God Rhulio.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Ardi We already parodied this last book! It's perfect! Dibs on a  Jenn chapter.
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Let's keep things at the constantly revamping  conceptual stage until we're done with marketing and producing our first effort. We can still make some bank on the audiobook and word of mouth is only beginning to spread. I've also read that some people only check the OP for information on the book, so if that could be edited to point people towards the Smashwords, that'd be ideal. And no discounts for lookee-loos. Also, whatever is done with the next book, Brendan and the North is mine! I'm the one who made this book more than one stretch of gaping anus to the next. I'll be damned if I'll have anyone write about his final death, or second life, or blood kiss, or whatever the term is, but me! *Edit* Yes, yes! It's all coming together. The magical power is leading to necromancy, and Brendan by personal concoction or bite shortly thereafter becomes a vampire. And he's 15ish when it happens, now he can never have sex. Since that prospect was the only thing keeping him from being a monstrous conqueror in the last book, he takes over the army of zombies and skeletons marching southwards. It's all coming together. Add some Undertaker and Kane references, a bit of Iron Maiden, the Public Enemy, and everyone's favourite wordsmith Hogor, and we've got a subplot! Arbite fucked around with this message at 03:11 on Jan 5, 2013 |
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Fisted alive. I believe the term is Fisted Alive.
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Yeah, I got me the prologue and I would really like to do all the Demi stuff as well! You'll see why.
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UPDATE!!!!!!! MORE!!!!! A Clash of Kinks Demtitties [SEX] [WEIRD] Demi leads her dragons and her followers west to an ancient city of merchants and thieves. She has hidden away the dragons and means to find ships to carry her armies across the Wide Sea. The superstitious ship's captains refuse her repeatedly, until one sleazy captain offers her a deal. He's never seen a Dragonkin before, and says he will take her army if she pays him in sex. She is reluctant at first, but agrees to his terms. When she returns to the ship that night, against her friends' advice, she meets the captain and they get down to business. Things turn rough, though, and Demi calls for help. Her Purple Dragon busts in and kills the captain. Demi feels a strange connection to her savior and performs oral sex on the ancient beast. Kate Prime Minister Kate Strike awakens in her bed surrounded by Lincolnshire guards. Jeffrey asks her about Brendan, and if her son will be a threat to the Kingdom, as he has turned rebel. Kate has heard no such news and claims ignorance, demanding to see the letters from her son. When she reads them, she can only offer that Brendan is young and naïve, and she must ride to Autumnfall to speak to him. Jeffrey agrees, but insists he shall keep Ardi and Sensa as prisoners until her return with Brendan, on the condition of surrender and pledge of fealty. Before she leaves, Kate meets with Sensa and tells her that should anything happen to her or Brendan, Sensa must poison the king and escape Emperor's Crossing, as war will then be certain. Thelonius [SEX] The crew of Thelonius' ship meets up with Yarasha as they are raiding a northern village. Throughout the streets the men are being are being whipped and spanked by the dominatrices of the Bronze Islands. Thelonius is admiring his sister's handiwork, when he sees the corral of the townsfolk's women. He puts on his ceremonial Gayjoy garb and enters the makeshift cage. The women are terrified at first, expecting the same punishment the men are receiving, when he asks the town's women to be as cruel to him as his people were to their men. Jenn For 2 months Jenn and the men of the Day's Watch have been north of The Barricade. Every town they've come to is empty, with no sign of struggle, and all the people's possessions still in place, as though they vanished. Depressing Dave recounts stories he's heard of the Night Walkers. They would come in to people's homes and bite them in their sleep. The healing herb, Vampire's Herb, got its name from its sedative effect, much like the saliva of a vampire. Once bitten, the person falls into a deep sleep and the vampires can do what they please to them for days on end. He's heard many stories of the Night Walkers leaving people in the snow in the middle of nowhere, sleeping and exposed for days, so they freeze or starve to death before they can turn. Jenn refuses to believe this and continues the Day's Watch's march north. Brendan[WEIRD] Brendan is having lunch with his advisors as they discuss plans to attack Emperor's Crossing. To do so, they will have to cross the Pitchfork en masse, and the only way to do so is by paying off the stuffy old coot Wootler Fring. Brendan is bored with the details and sends away his council. Miri comes in as they leave and they talk for a bit. Brendan asks again, having seen Miri's wombmanicle, how it is they can have sex. He loves her, but he's unsure of what to do. Miri disrobes revealing her wombmanicle, a prehensile tentacle that resembles a toothless snake with a gaping mouth. Miri assures him that if he just puts it in like he would a human woman, she would do all the rest. Miri delivers the foreshadowing dialogue "You must learn to see with your real eyes." (integral)[NO SEX] Sensa Sensa is pacing her room contemplating if she can poison Jeffrey. The Pound knocks at her door and she lets him in. He can see something is wrong with her and pressures her to reveal it. To change the subject she takes her clothes off and tries to seduce him, but he knows she's now hiding something. He pressures her to reveal what the secret is, and she lies about wanting to find a gift for Jeffrey's birthday. The Pound sees right through her and asks her about her mother being sent away to bring Brendan back. Sensa tells more lies to him, and the Pound gets so furious with her he hits her. Kate Kate dies on the road somewhere or something. The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 03:35 on Jan 5, 2013 |
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How is there no Joraxes the DILF.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Brendan[WEIRD] What the hell is this? You know what, I think I'll just Brendan's chapters as a shaggy dog story that end up right back where they started, you guys can do all the deviant poo poo you want south of Autumn-Fall. My stuff won't end up affecting anything south of there. *edit* And like I said, we're getting distracted, what we should be focusing on right now is how to get more people into what we already have out there. It's a product many might buy if they knew about it.
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Brendan and the wombmen are integral to the story. Also, I worked in edit to that that's very important. Trust me, it'll pay off in a few chapters. The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 03:37 on Jan 5, 2013 |
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