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what do you like best
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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
Total: 17498 votes
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XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.


True heroes don’t wear capes.

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CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
https://twitter.com/thisisanfield/status/1223719427545403393?s=20

ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001

https://twitter.com/AndyNaylorBHAFC/status/1223663937734041601

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/SoccerCooligans/status/1224004817368027141

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Lmao

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Ref lost the plot

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Chrome's attempt to be helpful and auto-translate Sao Caetano's web site without warning about it first...well it was a bit confusing for a moment until I noticed "Steering Wheel" and realized what was happening

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
Why do they all look like they're cold?

joepinetree
Apr 5, 2012

trem_two posted:

Chrome's attempt to be helpful and auto-translate Sao Caetano's web site without warning about it first...well it was a bit confusing for a moment until I noticed "Steering Wheel" and realized what was happening



Maybe this is a Portugal portuguese thing, but how does Denis get translated to Penis?

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Brony Car posted:

Why do they all look like they're cold?

My first reaction was that they were all imitating Mary Catherine Gallagher.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/futbolbible/status/1224044160681947136?s=21

His shithousery truly is amazing.

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord
Love the 4th official getting the full Mourinho and backing off quick time from the virtual manager cage

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Some primo av material imo

Redczar
Nov 9, 2011

Obvious NSFW warning but lmao

https://twitter.com/chris_brennan91/status/1224823900397342721?s=21

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Giovanni van Bronckhorst turns 45 today... what possessed him to have a go???

https://twitter.com/HeldenvdVelden/status/1224953569973096449?s=19

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/OM_English/status/1225194352521175040

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/ezjd7e/incredible_tackle_by_boateng_vs_hoffenheims/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

He got the ball.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013






RIPs

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Needs a solemn mascot in there


But seriously. RIP

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Some dude from my local team did a thing last night

https://twitter.com/tdmas_cr/status/1225269131815145472

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

Simone Poodoin posted:

Some dude from my local team did a thing last night

https://twitter.com/tdmas_cr/status/1225269131815145472

The announcers just didn't even give a gently caress, did they?

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Simone Poodoin posted:

Some dude from my local team did a thing last night

https://twitter.com/tdmas_cr/status/1225269131815145472

Phwoar that’s good. What tier in the national system is this?

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



XBenedict posted:

The announcers just didn't even give a gently caress, did they?

That's the match summary, that's why they are calm. I'm sure there were many GOLAAAAAZOOOOOSSS yelled when it happened live.

Gigi Galli posted:

Phwoar that’s good. What tier in the national system is this?

First tier, solid lower-mid table team with very little chance to go down for now.

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo



I’m still thinking about this poo poo phwoar

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011

Simone Poodoin posted:

Some dude from my local team did a thing last night

https://twitter.com/tdmas_cr/status/1225269131815145472

God drat, that defender he left 5 yards back got murdered

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

This would make Vinnie proud.


https://twitter.com/_DanMason/status/1224639093264592896?s=20

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003





goddamnedtwisto posted:

He got the ball.

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!
it's a winter break image dump, I say





























sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
brocked is MVP of this thread.

I'll do an image dump next.

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

I come into this thread because of those posts.

Also that Vardy one is great

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->
https://www.instagram.com/p/B8RwccOBrfn/?igshid=1amhur0ptcrfb

Wrong thread?

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/SoccerAM/status/1226142653626159104

https://twitter.com/TIMMCRAIGG/status/1226142027622080512

Carlton Cole - still a poo poo footballer, still a good bloke.

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
https://twitter.com/jamesmilner/status/1226165756502716419?s=11

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.


:drat:

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Guess who:



"Tiki Take Legend" Andres Pereira :wtc:

Context:

Daniel Taylor posted:

So far this season Pereira has averaged 32 passes a game in one of the poorer United teams in memory. There is only Aaron Wan Bissaka who has lost the ball more times and, of all the players in Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’s team who have made 50 passes or more, Opta’s number-crunchers show Pereira has the third worst passing accuracy at the club. Against Wolves last weekend there were 14 different occasions when he gave away possession.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




sticksy posted:

Guess who:



"Tiki Take Legend" Andres Pereira :wtc:

Context:



haha wow.

Pereira is so bizarre and infuriating. He absolutely loving monsters the U23s and all the other levels but the moment there's real pressure on him his head seems to go to pieces and he consistently makes the wrong decision. He loving scores goals from corners and poo poo at U23.

He's 24 now and it's time to move on.

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sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Bundy posted:

haha wow.

Pereira is so bizarre and infuriating. He absolutely loving monsters the U23s and all the other levels but the moment there's real pressure on him his head seems to go to pieces and he consistently makes the wrong decision. He loving scores goals from corners and poo poo at U23.

He's 24 now and it's time to move on.

Kenji Gorre "monstered" u23s football as well. He should give League One a try. Big step up.

United's u23s don't even play top division.

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