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Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Buckets posted:

What's on the pizza on top of that pizza :catbert:

Nothing, you flip the top one and enjoy a pizza sandwich.

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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Nuebot posted:

Nothing, you flip the top one and enjoy a pizza sandwich.

But a pizza already is a sandwich. :confused:

Buckets
Apr 10, 2009

...THE CHILD...
An open faced sandwich, like a hotdog!

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Your Computer posted:

Is there a word for that feeling where you want to look away, yet you can't stop yourself from looking?

Train wreck?

GenericOverusedName
Nov 24, 2009

KUVA TEAM EPIC
I like pineapple and I like pineapple on pizza a lot.

I have recently discovered that I am in fact allergic to pineapple.

:smith:

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
Seriously though, the best pizza is mozzarella, salami, basil, honey and strawberries

Mr. 47
Jul 8, 2008

Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself, then.
Hawaiian Pizza is pretty good maybe you are all homosexuals.

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

PCOS Bill posted:

Get a job and quit relying on my paycheck.

I'm considering quitting my job and going on the dole just to upset you.




Also, pineapple and bacon is best combo for hawaiian pizza. (not "canadian" bacon, BACON.)

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Mr. 47 posted:

Hawaiian Pizza is pretty good maybe you are all homosexuals.



Homophobia

Mephiston
Mar 10, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42oucm_lj50
the only proper use for pineapple.

Lemon
May 22, 2003

Please

Keep

Talking

About

Pizza

Don't

Stop

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

The best pizza has jalapeños, taco sauce and sour cream on it.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Ham and jalapenos is on point by the way.


















So is ham, pineapple, and jalepenos :smug:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Trent posted:

I'm considering quitting my job and going on the dole just to upset you.




Also, pineapple and bacon is best combo for hawaiian pizza. (not "canadian" bacon, BACON.)

This was pretty great if intentional

Trastion
Jul 24, 2003
The one and only.
The volcano:

Pepperoni, ham, and bacon, pineapple, fresh thinly sliced jalapeños and
a swirl of Sriracha on top after cooking.


You are welcome.

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM
Whole lotta wrongpinions in this thread.

Chicken, onions, green peppers, banana peppers :colbert:

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



This thread has convinced to me to have pizza today

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Hot dogs, tuna, French fries, and cheddar cheese are the true best pizza toppings.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

when pizza is on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

The Bananana posted:

This thread has convinced to me to have pizza today

This thread has reinforced my kill lust for anyone putting fruit on food where it doesn't belong.

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer
Veggie Pizzas only. Meat on Pizza is dumb. Same with pineapples.

Two page derail from a pic of a cat on a pizza and no one even attempted a pussy eating joke.

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world
Oh my loving christ shut the gently caress up about pizza



or at least post pictures

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013
I have learned from this thread that pizza brings out the most disgusting side of a human.

Although I find it hard to call somebody human who puts god drat pineapple on a pizza.


The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Does pizza Hut still make Bigfoot pizza?

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
There is a local pizza place that does, in addition to the standards, a tandoori chicken pizza, a cilantro bbq chicken, and pineapple, ham, jalapeno and paprika pizza and they're all good as hell, and you're[we're] all dumb.

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Golem II posted:

This thread has reinforced my kill lust for anyone putting fruit on food where it doesn't belong.

Tomato is a fruit. I'll accept your ritual seppuku on YouTube

Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007

Mierenneuker posted:

when pizza is on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx84-5djQCI

videos are just sequential funny pictures with audio associated

Wa11y
Jul 23, 2002

Did I say "cookies?" I meant, "Fire in your face!"

Goodpancakes posted:

Tomato is a fruit. I'll accept your ritual seppuku on YouTube

Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not adding tomato to a fruit salad.
Philosophy is asking if that makes ketchup a smoothie.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Goodpancakes posted:

Tomato is a fruit. I'll accept your ritual seppuku on YouTube

IT DEPENDS ON WHAT FIELD YOU'RE WORKING IN

ITS A FRUIT IN BIOLOGY AND A VEGETABLE IN CULINARY ARTS

IM SO MAD ABOUT THIS

Fat Loser
May 27, 2004

Wa11y posted:

Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not adding tomato to a fruit salad.
Philosophy is asking if that makes ketchup a smoothie.

So what is it called when you figure out that a tomato-based fruit salad is just salsa?

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

Wa11y posted:

Wisdom is not adding tomato to a fruit salad.

How can you be so sure?

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Wa11y posted:

Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not adding tomato to a fruit salad.
Philosophy is asking if that makes ketchup a smoothie.

Ignorance is bliss.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Deteriorata posted:

Ignorance is bliss.

Actually, it's a berry.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Paladinus posted:

Actually, it's a berry.

Berries are also fruit

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


None pizza w/ left beef

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Fat Loser posted:

So what is it called when you figure out that a tomato-based fruit salad is just salsa?

Discovering Tumblr posts

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Berries are also fruit

ur dads a fruit m8

BANME.sh
Jan 23, 2008

What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??
Grimey Drawer

Greybone posted:

This is a loving pro click, demonstrating pizza skills all the way to the end with the superb cutting. I almost skipped it at first, it's a bit slow, but trust me, it's worth it.

seconding this

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stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Gorilla Salad posted:

You mean ketchup?
nope, tomato jam is a real thing and it is amazing.

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