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Shima Honnou posted:It's been two years. I mean, isn't there, like, a statue of limitations on that? You have a statue? I never saw a statue!
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Coffee And Pie posted:You have a statue? I never saw a statue! No dibs! I need this statue! Come on, give it!
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Shima Honnou posted:No dibs! I need this statue! Come on, give it! As I rained blows upon him, I realized, there had to be another way.
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Coffee And Pie posted:You have a statue? I never saw a statue! Alright, well why don't we smooth the head down to nothing, stick a pumpkin under its arm and change the nameplate to Ichabod Crane?
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TMMadman posted:Squirrel? Well, we have no deal with them! It's the new format: Scandals & Animals.
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It's all your fault! You and Elaine! All that orgasm talk. She did have an orgasm, she didn't have an orgasm. Orgasm this, orgasm that. I got so focused on it. I started to panic and boom, I lost it. I tried everything, I was talking to him: 'Please wake up, do something.'
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potee posted:As I rained blows upon him, I realized, there had to be another way. Musta been some doll...
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Root Bear posted:Musta been some doll... It's Guys and Dolls, not Guys and Guys.
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Shima Honnou posted:It's Guys and Dolls, not Guys and Guys. You know just admitting a man is handsome does not necessarily make you a homosexual 
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Homestar Runner posted:You know just admitting a man is handsome does not necessarily make you a homosexual It doesn't help.
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Coffee And Pie posted:It doesn't help. It looks like a Peanuts character! 
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Dec 12, 2014 14:24
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So you feel you were short changed.
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ZekeNY posted:So you feel you were short changed. Well, ordinarily, I wouldn't mind. 
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potee posted:It looks like a Peanuts character! It feels like aliens are poking at my body!
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Gyshall posted:It feels like aliens are poking at my body! The government has been experimenting with pig men since the fifties!
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Ginette Reno posted:The government has been experimenting with pig men since the fifties! So what's the deal with politics? I don't get it. Amirite, people? 
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Homestar Runner posted:So what's the deal with politics? I don't get it. Amirite, people? 
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I asked if she would like to go for a walk or something. OR. SOMETHING. That's a date!
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A backup system? We're designing bathroom doors with our legs exposed in anticipation of the locks not working? That's not a system. That's a complete breakdown of the system.
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Hey, potee, if I killed somebody, would you turn me in? 
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Red posted:Hey, potee, if I killed somebody, would you turn me in? Without even thinking about it!
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Capt. Sticl posted:What do you think Junior? You think these hands have been soaking in ivory liquid? She's a classical pianist! She plays the piano! She's a brilliant woman -- I sat in her living room... she played the Waldstein Sonata. The Waldstein! Dididididi DEEE didi DEEE didi! We did a crossword puzzle together, in bed! It was the most fun I ever had in my entire life. Did you hear me? In my *life*! ...y'know?
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Coffee And Pie posted:Without even thinking about it! But you know me!
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Red posted:But you know me! You know, he's actually doing him a favor: less money for food.
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Sex... to save the friendship.
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Red posted:But you know me! I thought I did!
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Coffee And Pie posted:I thought I did! I was squinting!
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Capt. Sticl posted:I was squinting! We're behind you, Aquaboy! Godspeed!
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Coffee And Pie posted:I thought I did! The beautiful part of this story is that this conversation leads to Jerry squealing on Kramer in the theater, which leads to Kramer spilling coffee on himself, and suing the coffee shop in exchange for a lifetime supply of coffee, which he gets cut off from.
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Capt. Sticl posted:I was squinting! Those were mailboxes, you idiot! I didn't have the heart to tell you!
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Well, you blur your eyes like you're staring straight through the picture. And you keep your eyes unfocused. And then... Oh, oh, oh, yeah!
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Shima Honnou posted:Well, you blur your eyes like you're staring straight through the picture. And you keep your eyes unfocused. And then... Oh, oh, oh, yeah! 
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Adjacent to refuse is refuse
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We could be like the Gatsbys! Didn't they always a bunch of people around, and they were all best friends?
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So you thought "what the hell, I'll just eat some trash." Probably one of my favorite lines and delivery in the whole show.
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