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What's left: 2. Sensa [SEX] 8. Kate[SEX] 12. Sensa 16. Ardi 27. Sensa[SEX]
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:No one loves Sensa This fall on the WB. And hey, they can't all be Demi and Jenn. Some characters are just crap and require effort.
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I'm really astonished at the amount of effort going towards an ASOIAF-related project. Well done, Wild Cards, well done. Also,Joramun posted:"Rank, rank, it rhymes with skank." Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Aerith Turduckyen, who was murdered with a ten-foot katana whilst praying in the garden, you say? Perhaps, perhaps... Urdnot Fire fucked around with this message at 22:30 on Jan 5, 2013 |
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We kinda peaked with the Chris Isaak Wicked Game music video reference.
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Listen, when the story gets to Darkdong, you will not be able to move for the Batman references.
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Criminals are a cowardly, superstitious lot. And so I will clothe myself in a symbol of the night! *thud* What was that? A dong? It must have crashed into my window! That's it! I will become... a dong! Demmy's new storyline is outlined, complete with sex. I think it's a winner, nominate me for the Hugo now, people. Would you like to review it, Glistenin' 'Odor, sir? Blade_of_tyshalle fucked around with this message at 23:14 on Jan 5, 2013 |
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Oh, also, has anyone gone with a foot fetish yet? Foot fetishes are big business.
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rejutka posted:Oh, also, has anyone gone with a foot fetish yet? Foot fetishes are big business. We'll just get Joss Wheadon to adapt Game of Bones for film.
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^^^^ Joss and QT, yeah. A GLISTENING HODOR posted:We kinda peaked with the Chris Isaak Wicked Game music video reference. :fistbump: the gf started throwing out suggestions, so thank her.
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Nah, he's a hack, I prefer that Josh Wheaton fellow.
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So I woke up this morning and realise I am legit excited to write some smutty fanfic. So put me down for 27 as well!
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Sorry guys football is on all weekend so I can't write my chapters yet.
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Sophia posted:Sorry guys football is on all weekend so I can't write my chapters yet. Check out this nerd 
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Sophia posted:Sorry guys football is on all weekend so I can't write my chapters yet. How very Gurm-esque.
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I forgot about the football, a shameful GRRM. So are we done marketing AGoB? No GBS, reddit, TVTropes? Terrible people nead to read our terrible fiction.
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Feel free to make a TV Tropes page, I suppose. Unlike much of the poo poo there, AGOB at least has been published. And a GBS or Reddit thread would be humorous, though I pity whoever makes the latter.Sophia posted:Sorry guys football is on all weekend so I can't write my chapters yet.
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Sophia still needs pizza and faecal matter in the urethra.
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The Mutato posted:I forgot about the football, a shameful GRRM. I sent a shameful email along these lines to thornghost but he did not reply.
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AMA with the authors of A Game of Bones.
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rejutka posted:Sophia still needs pizza and faecal matter in the urethra. She likes football, so I assume she's making GBS threads beer and chicken wing diarrhea into her urethra as we speak. Much like I am. Go Vikings!
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If you're rooting for the Vikings you should have everything you need to write a solid chapter of torture erotica.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:No one loves Sensa I'll take 'em (well, except for the first chapter, too much plot) and the last chapter of this whole drat atrocity of a novel (oh, I've got some ideas), but I can't promise as to when, or really, as to how. EDIT: Or, to be realistic, if. Shageletic fucked around with this message at 05:31 on Jan 6, 2013 |
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whowhatwhere posted:AMA with the authors of A Game of Bones. Gonna boycott our own AMA. Blacklist with Hodor, yayyyyuh.
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syscall girl posted:I sent a shameful email along these lines to thornghost but he did not reply. Sorry guys, out of town and stuck on my phone. I was thinking we'd hold off on the marketing blitz until it hit he Amazon and Apple stores. Here's why: Purchasing on Smashwords requires a Smashwords account, which few people have and wemight lose them because of it. We'll likely have a much higher return on our efforts when people can buy them through stores they already use, because it removes that barrier. For our launch on those stores, we'll have to wait on inclusion to the Smashwords premium catalog which should be any time now. Smashwords provided us with a free ISBN and ebook conversion, which made it super simple and with no overhead for this first book. If all goes well, we may consider a premium paid service next time. Consider our current state as "soft launch". Feel free to promote the book, but I think our efforts will pay off more if we wait a bit.
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Sophia posted:If you're rooting for the Vikings you should have everything you need to write a solid chapter of torture erotica. "Always root for the underdog" -people who aren't shameless buttholes made of farts
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Yeah, there is no point in pushing it until it's on iTunes or Amazon. Smushwhat?
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:What's left: I'll take 12. Sensa. Also, could you link to the chapter descriptions posts in the OP? I won't be able to get to this for a few days or at least a week. Azure_Horizon fucked around with this message at 09:00 on Jan 6, 2013 |
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syscall girl posted:Smushwhat? v Said old man is of course Master Martendale. Urdnot Fire fucked around with this message at 09:28 on Jan 6, 2013 |
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Also, not that this is really a flaw, but for a book which is ironically* supposed to cater to a bunch of kinks, you're doing nothing with the group sex enthusiast faction you created. Surely there's a chapter or two there where they do nothing but frolic in the gardens while some kindly old man furiously masturbates under his blanket. *but not so much that it's not profitable.
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Urdnot Fire posted:Find out in A Clash of Cocks! When the big bad is caught, can someone pull off his face Scooby Doo style to reveal Martendale, who exclaims "I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you Wild Cards!" And then it turns out that the entire war was a setup by Martendale to make Sensa, Demi, and Ardi vulnerable to his sexual predations? I am rife with terrible ideas!
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Sophia posted:Sorry guys football is on all weekend so I can't write my chapters yet. Was TFF especially great yesterday? I didn't get to  while watching any games since I was busybusy.
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The Mutato posted:So are we done marketing AGoB? No GBS, reddit, TVTropes? Terrible people nead to read our terrible fiction. Well since I'm a moron and actually have an account on tvtropes, I'll get started on making a page for it. First off, does anyone have any A Game of Bones ships? This is the most important part.
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my cat is norris posted:Was TFF especially great yesterday? I didn't get to I only do NFL so I cannot report on any NCAAF happenings, but the NFL threads were pretty tame considering both games were very terrible. Tame for GDTs, that is. Lots of quality Joe Webb mocking, though, if you're into snuff porn, and quite a few trips down the memory lane of Tim Tebow hilarious sacks.
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I ended up at a "party" that was supposed to be like some sort of ninties kids thing, that involved lots of Earthworm Jim and sweets and I was forced to play snakes and ladders. It was poo poo, but long story short I ended up mad and not able to sleep, so I wrote a poo poo tonne of notes, and then I woke up this morning and read them all and oh God...
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My chapter begins with purple moonlight streaming through the window. Take notes, people.
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