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Ras Het
May 23, 2007

when I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child - but now I am a man.

Cyrano4747 posted:

Well, if I'm understanding it it really fucks with the whole "black egypt" thing and the people who believe that believe VERY strongly in it.

I didn't read the paper, but that Black Athena stuff is very niche and not really something that you argue against with haplogroup numbers

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Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Yeah it's two things: A there aren't that many people really committed all the way to the more radical Afrocentric historical ideas, and B the people who are are not going to care about dna evidence. They've already got ideas about how that is bullshit that are probably pretty impervious.

The Belgian
Oct 28, 2008

Very nice!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

He's not wrong about this.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Fartin' Poother nailed those 95 turds to the door with his shoe

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Somebody posted literature recommendations somewhere in the last 10 pages or so, I'm on the phone right now and for the life of me can't find it. Please halp, I need stuff to read on my vacation on Kerkyra.

Baron Porkface
Jan 22, 2007


Given how short they are why don't viking longships get pwned by the first wave of any substantial size?

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Baron Porkface posted:

Given how short they are why don't viking longships get pwned by the first wave of any substantial size?

Viking longship comes in different sizes. Knarr longships, made for atlantic travels were ~ 50 feet long and 15 wide. These were shorter than the traditional longships we usually think of, but still not that small.

As for why they didnt get pwed by waves, it has a lot to do with the way the ship was constructed. Im at work snd phone posting so i wont go into details, but the construction techniques they used made the longships better and lighter than other ships of their time.

Im pretty sure wikipedia actually has good info on it.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Baron Porkface posted:

Given how short they are why don't viking longships get pwned by the first wave of any substantial size?

Submarines!

Ithle01
May 28, 2013

fantastic in plastic posted:

Plutarch's Lives (it owns)
Pliny, Natural History (it owns)
Lucretius, The Nature of Things (it owns)
Livy, History of Rome (it owns)
Machiavelli, Discourses on Livy (it owns)

Maybe Cicero instead of Machiavelli if you want to keep it strictly to Romans.

Is this the one you're talking about JaucheCharly?

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Yes, thank you.

fantastic in plastic posted:

Plutarch's Lives (it owns)
Pliny, Natural History (it owns)
Lucretius, The Nature of Things (it owns)
Livy, History of Rome (it owns)
Machiavelli, Discourses on Livy (it owns)

Maybe Cicero instead of Machiavelli if you want to keep it strictly to Romans.

for posterity

Power Khan fucked around with this message at 07:44 on Jun 2, 2017

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013

FreudianSlippers posted:

"The Age of the Anus: The Cultural History of the 21st century in Three Shock Images"

"Annuum Anum," surely.

(I'm not declining at 4 am)

Kemper Boyd
Aug 6, 2007

no kings, no gods, no masters but a comfy chair and no socks

Baron Porkface posted:

Given how short they are why don't viking longships get pwned by the first wave of any substantial size?

They're constructed in a way where they flex with the waves.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Dalael posted:

Viking longship comes in different sizes. Knarr longships, made for atlantic travels were ~ 50 feet long and 15 wide. These were shorter than the traditional longships we usually think of, but still not that small.

Also, mostly (Vinland excepted, obvs) they were travelling the fairly short distance from Scandinavia to Britain/France/Ireland. It's not the Pacific or the middle of the Atlantic or anything.

homullus
Mar 27, 2009

packetmantis posted:

"Annuum Anum," surely.

(I'm not declining at 4 am)

Anieval (or aniaeval, if you must)?

Baron Porkface
Jan 22, 2007


Does anyone have good images of domestic use and storing of pottery? I'm trying to furnish an MMO house and want to "stage" pottery in a sensible way.

Tias
May 25, 2008

Pictured: the patron saint of internet political arguments (probably)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund
So this was posted on my facebook:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Tias posted:

So this was posted on my facebook:



I'll drink to that.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Ridiculous; they'd never put in God of Wine as a creature type.

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify
Should have more red in his casting cost as well.

Elyv
Jun 14, 2013



Pontius Pilate posted:

Should have more red in his casting cost as well.

Well Xenagos is basically supposed to be evil Bacchus, right

Elyv fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Jun 4, 2017

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice

Elyv posted:

Well Xenagos is basically supposed to be evil Bacchus, right

Isn't Bacchus evil Bacchus?

fantastic in plastic
Jun 15, 2007

The Socialist Workers Party's newspaper proved to be a tough sell to downtown businessmen.
Sometimes you get drunk and have a good time. Sometimes you get drunk, hallucinate that there are two suns in the sky, become obsessed with the fantasy that women are having orgies in the hills outside the city, and then your mom tears your head off.

Wine's a hell of a drug.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Bacchus isn't just wine, Bacchus is all the evil things people do under a "religious" spell. If you want to just have a fun wine diety you've got Libera. Bacchus embraces way more dark poo poo.

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy
New documents have come to light, and they explain the fate of Romulus Augustulus, last of the Western Emperors:





Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Dionysus is more dark than evil, and not really any worse than any of the other gods. And if you follow the Orphic mysteries, he's basically Jesus but with even more alcohol.
I can understand how the tight-arsed Romans could have problems with him though.

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
like any god fearing society of repressed patriarchs they would talk the talk but occasionally lapse into a dick sucking fit

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Hey, man.

Sucking dick is its own reward.

Eventually.

Tias
May 25, 2008

Pictured: the patron saint of internet political arguments (probably)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund
Ask us about Roman/Greek/other ancient history; Sucking dick is its own reward.

Grevling posted:

Dionysus is more dark than evil, and not really any worse than any of the other gods. And if you follow the Orphic mysteries, he's basically Jesus but with even more alcohol.
I can understand how the tight-arsed Romans could have problems with him though.

I always saw him as a classic alcoholic, lewd grin, saggy gait, the works. He's a suffering god like Demeter, but also incorporates the good traits of intoxication, which could be goodwill among men and promoting civilization.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

BravestOfTheLamps posted:

New documents have come to light, and they explain the fate of Romulus Augustulus, last of the Western Emperors:







I think Nova Roma is more this thread's speed.

Marvel posted:

Nova Roma is a hidden city in the Amazon Jungle of Brazil, South America. It was founded in 44, B.C. just after the death of Julius Caesar.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Yes, yes, my Master's thesis was on cultural transfusion between Nova Romania colonists and Atlantian South Americans.

Ynglaur
Oct 9, 2013

The Malta Conference, anyone?
I didn't know Dalael had an SA sock puppet account...

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

BravestOfTheLamps posted:

New documents have come to light, and they explain the fate of Romulus Augustulus, last of the Western Emperors:







Why is Aunt May dressed as a flight attendant from the early 60s?

homullus
Mar 27, 2009

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Why is Aunt May dressed as a flight attendant from the early 60s?

It may surprise you to learn there were comics in the early 60s.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

homullus posted:

It may surprise you to learn there were comics in the early 60s.

It may actually, unironically, surprise you to learn that was first published today.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Mantis42 posted:

It may actually, unironically, surprise you to learn that was first published today.

Exactly. I know what 60s comic books look like. This is good ol' modern Newspaper Spider-man.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I'm more concerned that the guy in the shades appears to be headbanging at the table.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Greetings from Kerkyra, where the presence of southern italy is felt greatly.

Actually I just mean trashheaps in the streets and everything being run down. Even the cats here look scruffy.

The island itself is actually quite mountainous and green. Nice place to go for a hike.

Pretty old olive trees all over

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

OwlFancier posted:

I really want the roman version of predator now.

Here you go, but it's pretty lovely.

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Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe

Libluini posted:

Now this makes me wonder if some of those weird stone-CDs used to store important data for the future will include some social stuff, or if future archaeologists will think we were a dour, completely funless society of robots, since everything they can find are those "important" data depots. The fun stuff like YouTube or Facebook better be included in our underground archives.

Alternatively, imagine the shock wrecking the future world if archaelogists spend decades finding only tons of this government-approved important crap, only to suddenly stumble upon a still working server with tons of horrific porn from the internet saved on it. The screams could probably be heard back in our time. :allears:

This reminds me of the first time I had a course that dealt with Visigothic Spain, and the Professor started off a lecture by saying that because the main primary source we have from Visigothic Spain was their law codes, people have often assumed that the Visigoths were dour, serious, dull, and strict.

Modern Western countries wouldn't come off very well if all that survived from us were our law codes.

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