EVE Online 2017: We are the Alphas, the Omegas and the Gankers.

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Ynglaur: Oct 9, 2013; The Malta Conference, anyone?

Now that Syndic quoted me, I am truly doomed.

Edit: I still can't snipe for anything.

# ? Sep 24, 2016 00:30

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# ? May 28, 2024 22:22

Rhymenoserous: May 23, 2008

Blawrf posted:

yup; furry and entitled manchild and bitter ex

hope y'all well, nerds x

Finally you admit being a furry. The rest of it we already knew since you were an eve player.

# ? Sep 24, 2016 00:50

Syndic Thrass: Nov 10, 2011

Ynglaur posted:

Now that Syndic quoted me, I am truly doomed.

Edit: I still can't snipe for anything.

UR doomed I tell you!

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED

# ? Sep 24, 2016 01:01

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

Xolve is cool people when you're dealing with him in EVE online or on instant message chat platforms. He gets really kool aid-y like Hendrick sometimes ITT though.

# ? Sep 24, 2016 01:01

Mekchu: Apr 10, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

vyst posted:

He gets really kool aid-y like Hendrick sometimes ITT though.

# ? Sep 24, 2016 01:10

Hexel: Nov 18, 2011

vyst posted:

Xolve is cool people when you're dealing with him in EVE online or on instant message chat platforms. He gets really kool aid-y like Hendrick sometimes ITT though.

i like to think they get their talking points from pandemic legion leadership

a non-racist, non-misogynistic spaceship guild

shoutout to ron mexxico's fishing crew La C�mara De Negro

# ? Sep 24, 2016 01:11

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

Unfunny Poster posted:

That emote doesn't work like you think it does

# ? Sep 24, 2016 01:18

Xolve: Oct 12, 2012; Well, shoot! We ain't come this far just to dump this thing in the drink. What's the nearest target opportunity?

vyst posted:

Xolve is cool people when you're dealing with him in EVE online or on instant message chat platforms. He gets really kool aid-y like Hendrick sometimes ITT though.

Most people get kool aid-y in this thread, and by most- I mean drat near everyone outside of the extreme oldguard goons (except deadtear) that use that point in time as a nod to nostalgia, not a Mitanni-esque 'I'm better than you' talking point.

Orange Red Bull posted:

i like to think they get their talking points from pandemic legion leadership

a non-racist, non-misogynistic spaceship guild

shoutout to ron mexxico's fishing crew La C�mara De Negro

I'm the hugest fan of PL2016 (SNIGG#1 even though we have recruited idiots from Black Legion, TEST and Brave loving Retards).

Ask anyone. Really.

Xolve fucked around with this message at 03:01 on Sep 24, 2016

# ? Sep 24, 2016 02:58

CainFortea: Oct 15, 2004

Smoske died in early `05. I always thought the FNLN and Remedial BEEP BEEP incident was one of the goon guild versions before Goonfleet.

# ? Sep 24, 2016 07:04

nomad2020: Jan 30, 2007

bonewitch posted:

have you played this game?

It's an ok game, but nothing worth getting all suicidal over, I don't get it.

# ? Sep 24, 2016 08:23

Avatharian: Jul 25, 2013

Blawrf posted:

yup; furry and entitled manchild and bitter ex

hope y'all well, nerds x

Hey man, I'd yiff with you any time.

Would that be like... bitter ex-girlfriend sex?

# ? Sep 24, 2016 12:44

Schlampa: Dec 28, 2006

nomad2020 posted:

It's an ok game, but nothing worth getting all suicidal over, I don't get it.

then you don't get eve

# ? Sep 24, 2016 15:29

nomad2020: Jan 30, 2007

nomad2020 posted:

I don't get it.

Schlampa posted:
then you don't get it

I must be in a tunnel.

# ? Sep 24, 2016 15:46

Salisbury Snape: May 26, 2014; While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.

nomad2020 posted:

I must be in a tunnel.

Tunnel

# ? Sep 24, 2016 16:21

Schlampa: Dec 28, 2006

exactly

# ? Sep 24, 2016 16:25

nomad2020: Jan 30, 2007

Schlampa posted:

exactly

I know right?

# ? Sep 24, 2016 16:33

Blawrf: Oct 10, 2009; Hi, I'm Blawrf, and you can dock in my station anytime~~

Rowwr

Scooter_McCabe posted:

Blawrf,

After everything that has happened, I just want to ask: Do you still remember what "Carpet Bombing" means?

i do!

# ? Sep 24, 2016 17:23

Ynglaur: Oct 9, 2013; The Malta Conference, anyone?

vyst posted:

That emote doesn't work like you think it does

Oh, I think it worked just fine; just not in the way he intended. :smuggo:

# ? Sep 24, 2016 18:04

FruitNYogurtParfait: Mar 29, 2006; Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter

Xolve posted:

Most people get kool aid-y in this thread, and by most- I mean drat near everyone outside of the extreme oldguard goons (except deadtear) that use that point in time as a nod to nostalgia, not a Mitanni-esque 'I'm better than you' talking point

Am I being flamed

# ? Sep 24, 2016 19:40

Elusif: Jun 9, 2008

deadtear has percelus died yet or is he now sustaining himself on an exclusive obsession with blaaky

# ? Sep 24, 2016 19:52

Xolve: Oct 12, 2012; Well, shoot! We ain't come this far just to dump this thing in the drink. What's the nearest target opportunity?

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

Am I being flamed

I was just simply excluding you from that group of people that pop in once every 6 months and say 'SESFAN#1' or the people that insecurely mention S-U8A4 every chance they get to prove their OG status.

# ? Sep 24, 2016 20:12

FruitNYogurtParfait: Mar 29, 2006; Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

deadtear has percelus died yet or is he now sustaining himself on an exclusive obsession with blaaky

The latter

# ? Sep 24, 2016 20:23

FruitNYogurtParfait: Mar 29, 2006; Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter

Xolve posted:

I was just simply excluding you from that group of people that pop in once every 6 months and say 'SESFAN#1' or the people that insecurely mention S-U8A4 every chance they get to prove their OG status.

Oh I'm not, cool I just woke up and also I'm driving up the coast. PCH is real nice

# ? Sep 24, 2016 20:24

Syndic Thrass: Nov 10, 2011

Perc is a stupid whiny oval office (still)

# ? Sep 24, 2016 20:25

Arrgytehpirate: Oct 2, 2011; I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

yeah screw percelus

# ? Sep 24, 2016 21:54

Percelus: Sep 9, 2012; My command, your wish is

Arrgytehpirate posted:

yeah screw percelus

i think they mean figuratively and not physically like we did that one night

# ? Sep 24, 2016 22:05

squirrelzipper: Nov 2, 2011

facultas posted:

And this is Endie as martyr.

Seriously dude, it's like you're not even trying to mix it up. Even when I called your short for you.

Put in some effort here.

Hey EVE thread what's goin...oh wow.

Dude, you're in loving crazy stalker ex territory. I haven't played EVE in a few months thought I'd check in, got to this point realized nope nope nope.

Full disclosure I've been in LOVEU or BAT my whole EVE career so maybe I'm an Endie apologist but I suspect the truth is in the middle and your posts are loving tryhard spurned gf poo poo.

squirrelzipper fucked around with this message at 03:55 on Sep 25, 2016

# ? Sep 25, 2016 03:49

squirrelzipper: Nov 2, 2011

Kiryen posted:

It's not the spaceships; it's the amount of effort needed to corral thousands of spaceship nerds into doing things effectively.

Some of the poo poo Mittens is saying up there is poo poo people pay thousands to hear about at "leadership seminars", or spend years learning in the military. If you pay attention to what he does, it's basically a free lesson in organizational management if you can look at it objectively rther than through the lens of which space tribe you're part of.

Unfortunately there's all of like 5 people in EVE that can manage that.

Slurp.

# ? Sep 25, 2016 03:52