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bigmcgaffney: Apr 19, 2009

I pretty much did a version of the first review you posted. My son has good taste in literature!

# ? Jan 12, 2013 10:57

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# ? May 31, 2024 15:17

Carly Gay Dead Son: Aug 27, 2007; Bonus.

SaviourX posted:

You should be. Needs some work, I give it 1.5 'staches.

Ideally, I would have my work's quality measured in pustulent neckbeards.

# ? Jan 13, 2013 00:16

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

If anyone here has a librarian account on Goodreads we could add aGoB and all give it stellar ratings.

# ? Jan 13, 2013 12:12

rejutka: May 28, 2004; by zen death robot

I presume the sudden drop-off of posting in this thread means y'all are scrivening double goatse filth like motherfuckers.

# ? Jan 14, 2013 00:45

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

rejutka posted:

I presume the sudden drop-off of posting in this thread means y'all are scrivening double goatse filth like motherfuckers.

Scrivening like Bartleby.

# ? Jan 14, 2013 00:49

bigmcgaffney: Apr 19, 2009

syscall girl posted:

Scrivening like Bartleby.

So, really not doing anything at all.

# ? Jan 14, 2013 02:18

Arbite: Nov 4, 2009

rejutka posted:

I presume the sudden drop-off of posting in this thread means y'all are scrivening double goatse filth like motherfuckers.

my cat is norris posted:

Did my recording, now doing my editing so that it's not THE WORST.

We're all waiting in bated breath.

# ? Jan 14, 2013 02:39

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

bigmcgaffney posted:

So, really not doing anything at all.

I would prefer n...

# ? Jan 14, 2013 02:50

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Arbite posted:

We're all waiting in masturbated breath.

There you go.

# ? Jan 14, 2013 03:48

The Mutato: Feb 23, 2011; Neil deGrasse Highson

So BDSM research is fun and sometimes terrifying.

# ? Jan 14, 2013 08:40

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

"Research"

# ? Jan 14, 2013 15:37

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

I remember my research into sounding.

I haven't been able to pee properly in years.

# ? Jan 14, 2013 15:48

The Mutato: Feb 23, 2011; Neil deGrasse Highson

^ because of this post I ended up on an article entitled "Successful microsurgical penile replantation following self amputation in a schizophrenic patient", complete with photos :gonk:

# ? Jan 14, 2013 17:06

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

I hope you'll incorporate it into a chapter somehow.

# ? Jan 14, 2013 17:20

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Well that got really dark really quick.

# ? Jan 14, 2013 17:30

IRQ: Sep 9, 2001; SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

The Mutato posted:

^ because of this post I ended up on an article entitled "Successful microsurgical penile replantation following self amputation in a schizophrenic patient", complete with photos

This thread. :catstare:

# ? Jan 14, 2013 17:53

SaviourX: Sep 30, 2003; The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt.

Anyways, I told a couple I know about our masterpiece, and she (the actual book reader) responded back with:
"This looks hilarious/awful. I will be buying it."

Chalk another one up!

# ? Jan 14, 2013 19:55

thornghost: Oct 11, 2010; I have a picture of me with GRRM. He looks less than enthused.

Excellent. We have made a few sales on Amazon so far, nothing to write home about yet though.

# ? Jan 14, 2013 19:56

Joramun: Dec 1, 2011; No man has need of candles when the Sun awaits him.

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

I hope you'll incorporate it into a chapter somehow.

Has to be a Thelonius chapter, it fits him like a glove.

# ? Jan 14, 2013 21:59

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Joramun posted:

Has to be a Thelonius chapter, it fits him like an assless leather gimp suit.

# ? Jan 14, 2013 22:03

Joramun: Dec 1, 2011; No man has need of candles when the Sun awaits him.

As long as it's boiled leather.

# ? Jan 14, 2013 22:06

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

I look forward to Sir Robert of the Hallfort, and his steel-plated stallion Davidson, putting in a leather-clad appearance.

# ? Jan 14, 2013 22:21

Stay Safe: Sep 1, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

So, now we should make a SA Mart thread and banners for advertisement. I'll try to come up with something but it'll be basic (like the banners used in the OP of this thread).

I invite anyone to take a jab at it though.

# ? Jan 15, 2013 00:44

Joramun: Dec 1, 2011; No man has need of candles when the Sun awaits him.

Dead Man Posting posted:

So, now we should make a SA Mart thread and banners for advertisement. I'll try to come up with something but it'll be basic (like the banners used in the OP of this thread).

I invite anyone to take a jab at it though.

Maybe someone with good artistic skills could design some cool house sigils for the various Houses. I'm curious to see what the Turduckyen sigil would look like. Perhaps a three-headed duck-hydra?

# ? Jan 15, 2013 01:51

SaviourX: Sep 30, 2003; The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt.

Can I jab with my needle like lance, nuncle?

# ? Jan 15, 2013 02:01

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

One of the banners should be my old avatar (RIP :qq:

) with a particularly saucy excerpt from AGOB.

# ? Jan 15, 2013 03:20

The Mutato: Feb 23, 2011; Neil deGrasse Highson

Speaking of Thel, I need a name for a poppers type inhalant he is addicted to in my chapter, I'm drawing blanks.

# ? Jan 15, 2013 03:59

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Joramun posted:

Maybe someone with good artistic skills could design some cool house sigils for the various Houses. I'm curious to see what the Turduckyen sigil would look like. Perhaps a three-headed duck-hydra?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_uurFy4h5Q

This commercial made me indescribably happy over the holidays.

# ? Jan 15, 2013 04:00

Thulsa Doom: Jun 20, 2011; Ezekiel 23:20

I like the wise squirrel commercial better.

I am, at some point, going to write this poo poo but I need to get through the backlog of work that built up while I was sick. Since I've taken two chapters, I've decided to flip a coin and write one of them completely straight and the other as a bizarre fever-dream nightmare.

The Turduckyen family sigil better have some poo poo in it. On it. Whatever.

# ? Jan 15, 2013 04:06

geeves: Sep 16, 2004

The Mutato posted:

Speaking of Thel, I need a name for a poppers type inhalant he is addicted to in my chapter, I'm drawing blanks.

Ismer

# ? Jan 15, 2013 04:27

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Parris

# ? Jan 15, 2013 04:55

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

No no, something more oblique. Call it Londres.

# ? Jan 15, 2013 04:59

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Maddrid. Berrlin. Lonndon.

# ? Jan 15, 2013 05:03

IRQ: Sep 9, 2001; SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

LeWhore, PackinStan.

Lots of predator dongs flying around willy nilly.

# ? Jan 15, 2013 05:07

bigmcgaffney: Apr 19, 2009

The Mutato posted:

Speaking of Thel, I need a name for a poppers type inhalant he is addicted to in my chapter, I'm drawing blanks.

Thel? You are too familiar, Ser. He is a lord after all.

# ? Jan 15, 2013 05:34

The Mutato: Feb 23, 2011; Neil deGrasse Highson

Thel and I are the sweetest of bros, we call each other what we please.

In authorfiction "news", while googling I found this thing on amazon: A Game of Thrones: The Story Continues: The complete 5 books (A Song of Ice and Fire). Even the publishers admit that there will be no 6th book.

# ? Jan 15, 2013 05:40

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

The Mutato posted:

Thel and I are the sweetest of bros, we call each other what we please.

In authorfiction "news", while googling I found this thing on amazon: A Game of Thrones: The Story Continues: The complete 5 books (A Song of Ice and Fire). Even the publishers admit that there will be no 6th book.

I was confused for a second until I saw that it was on Kindle and not actually some sort of back injuringly gigantic tome.

Shoehead fucked around with this message at 12:47 on Jan 15, 2013

# ? Jan 15, 2013 09:44

Fanelien: Nov 23, 2003

As it's finally on Amazon, I bought your book. I saw most of it in this thread I think, but I'll read it once I finish Lord of Chaos.

# ? Jan 15, 2013 10:08

ZearothK: Aug 25, 2008; I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021

Not that this thread is worksafe in any way. But someone's advertising for you.

From Penny Arcade's Dickerdoodles.

ZearothK fucked around with this message at 11:47 on Jan 15, 2013

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thornghost: Oct 11, 2010; I have a picture of me with GRRM. He looks less than enthused.

ZearothK posted:

Not that this thread is worksafe in any way. But someone's advertising for you.

From Penny Arcade's Dickerdoodles.

I would suggest we threaten to sue for copyright infringement, but considering the book we wrote, I'm not sure that would work.

EDIT: I'm going to shoot Gabe an email and tell him about AGoB. If by some stretch of the imagination he links it on the front page of Penny Arcade, that would mean literally billions of dollars for us. Billions.

thornghost fucked around with this message at 14:32 on Jan 15, 2013

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