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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:lol, i [lolling] loll'd aloud I typo'd because I was watching Regular Car Reviews and it turns out I'm too fuckin' old to do two things. Wait'll y'hear ME wax lyrical about lovely games.
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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:Quantum of Phallus: Imagine this: some beanpole games under the earth in a cavelike dwelling. Stretching a long way up toward the daylight is its entrance, toward which the entire thread is gathered. This beanpole has been in this dwelling since childhood, shackled by the legs and neck. Thus he stays in the same place so that there is only one thing for him to look that: whatever zelda game he encounters in front his face. But because he is shackled, he is unable to turn his head around. A 4K tv is behind him, and there is a wall between the 4K tv and the goon. Make this entire post the new thread title.
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# ? Feb 9, 2021 03:39 |
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my girlfriend is leaving me because I won’t stop describing things as beanpole. “this is such a beanpole show” “this ribollitta you made is beanpole-esque”
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# ? Feb 9, 2021 04:55 |
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I call it "the Allegory of the Basement Dweller."
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# ? Feb 9, 2021 04:58 |
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Quantum of Phallus posted:“Gems” such as Duke Nukem Forever, Singularity and Fear 3 Singularity is cool. I’d be worried for you if you were tracking down copies of Darkest of Days or Rogue Warrior
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# ? Feb 9, 2021 04:59 |
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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:beanpole indifferent to nintendo babygames. call me when nintendo makes a good animes and until that happens shove the babygames up your butt and around the corner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4YhSHj8blQ&t=174s They hired Platinum to do it but still it's been like five years man!
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# ? Feb 9, 2021 08:01 |
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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:Quantum of Phallus: Imagine this: MechaSeinfeld posted:Singularity is cool. Haha I had Rogue Warrior on PC, it was dreadful. Never heard of Darkest of Days though 👀👀👀👀
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# ? Feb 9, 2021 08:29 |
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MechaSeinfeld posted:Singularity is cool. Rogue Warrior is worth it for the amazing lovely upscaled cover art.
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# ? Feb 9, 2021 08:46 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc7eLZqvwZM *me when i see ten new posts in the thread*
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# ? Feb 9, 2021 08:51 |
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Control + DLC being this month’s PS+, I loaded it up again Shore is putty
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# ? Feb 9, 2021 09:32 |
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I think i need to stop playing GoT on work nights because it end up playing until 4am. Though I do work at 1pm, so its not that bad, its still omg this game is so good, there's cool stuff everywhere and always more Mongols as Murder Hobo Jin's blade hungers for invaders blood. It's been a really long time since something that wasn't a 4x game engrossed me like this. I'd say HZD, but that had towers and maps that would unlock the map, GoT you just have to run around to uncover the map yourself. I need to pet all the foxes. I even found a hidden quest tonight and the White Dye Merchant as well. Do flowers respawn like other resources? And sometimes the birb shows up and I have no idea where its leading to. At Golden Temple a birb flies around the central structure but that's about it. And I got over my hatred of the Bamboo Cuts and got a few of them done. They're still annoying but its one of those things where once they're done, they're done.
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# ? Feb 9, 2021 10:19 |
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Cdpr just got ransomed wared. Or "capcomed" as i like to call it these days. Nothing on the gog side or player data, but source codes for cyberpunk, witcher 3 and gwent. Expect modders to fully patch cyberpunk in a week. Theres also emails and everything so uhhh hmmm... drama continues Hoping to see the early versions of witcher 3 with the red inventory and that canned remake of witcher 1 and the first version of witcher 1 without geralt and witcher 4 deets. Gotta look on the bright side. https://twitter.com/CDPROJEKTRED/status/1359048125403590660?s=19 Vikar Jerome fucked around with this message at 10:35 on Feb 9, 2021 |
# ? Feb 9, 2021 10:30 |
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Who still uses the word “pwned” it is 2021
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# ? Feb 9, 2021 10:34 |
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code:
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# ? Feb 9, 2021 10:37 |
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Tbf, it should come back
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# ? Feb 9, 2021 10:37 |
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Dewgy posted:You say this now but you also didn’t get into Bloodborne at first. It is very possible. However, with Bloodborne I stopped after getting past Father Gascgoine. In regards to turn based jRPGS I have started an absolute ton (including Persona 5, FFVII, FFVI, Chronotrigger, Earthbound, Pokemon) and even the slow combat style rpgs (Baldur's Gate, Torment, Fallout 1 and 2, Star Wars KOTOR) and I completely bounce off of them. I think it is just not something I am very much into, which is a shame considering how loved a ton of those games are and how I would like to get along with them.
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# ? Feb 9, 2021 10:41 |
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I plan on trying Yakuza 7 once I eventually finish the others but I’m not gonna actually buy it until I’ve finished them all so it’ll be cheaper and if I bounce off it I won’t have spent as much. Veeg maybe u should do a Dark Souls Tuesday today
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# ? Feb 9, 2021 10:45 |
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Haha I had Rogue Warrior on PC, it was dreadful. oops not a PS3 title! My b. I was mainly on pc around then so that whole generation is a blur to me. I’ll recommend the mediocre Aliens vs Predator game and Syndicate. also technically not a fps but my first PS3 game was Wanted, a perfectly average title. you can curve the bullet just like James McAvoy
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# ? Feb 9, 2021 10:46 |
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Escobarbarian posted:I plan on trying Yakuza 7 once I eventually finish the others but I’m not gonna actually buy it until I’ve finished them all so it’ll be cheaper and if I bounce off it I won’t have spent as much. You know, it sure has been a while since I last clubbed some baddies. I am in the garden by the crystal giants... Oooh, I am very tempted to Dark Souls it up when I get home
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# ? Feb 9, 2021 10:47 |
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MechaSeinfeld posted:oops not a PS3 title! My b. I was mainly on pc around then so that whole generation is a blur to me. I’ll recommend the mediocre Aliens vs Predator game and Syndicate. also technically not a fps but my first PS3 game was Wanted, a perfectly average title. you can curve the bullet just like James McAvoy I have Syndicate! I love Starbreeze so I wanted to try it out. It wasn't particularly exciting but it was OK! I'll finish it some day. It runs backwards compatibile on Xbox so that's handy. I wish the Riddick game would work on newer consoles.
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# ? Feb 9, 2021 10:55 |
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Bust Rodd posted:I miss Trauma Team and all their incredible films Troma is still around, their auteur the legendary Lloyd Kaufman still makes movies too. Good times for sure. I recommend Poultrygeist and Return to Class of Nuke 'Em High. And just watch some Lloyd Laufman interviews and stuff, he is still the greatest. Big fan, and air conditioner.
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# ? Feb 9, 2021 11:15 |
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Quantum of Phallus posted:
i am not pwned! i am not pwned!
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Heavy Metal posted:Troma is still around, their auteur the legendary Lloyd Kaufman still makes movies too. Good times for sure. I recommend Poultrygeist and Return to Class of Nuke 'Em High. And just watch some Lloyd Laufman interviews and stuff, he is still the greatest. Big fan, and air conditioner. Remember, Lloyd Kaufman helped Sly Stallone make Rocky (and cameos in it!) and gave James Gunn his break in the business with Tromeo And Juliet. Dude understands the language of film on a level most humans can only imagine, and is like the least pretentious dude around. He rules.
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# ? Feb 9, 2021 12:47 |
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twistedmentat posted:
That means there's a headband at the top of the structure, but you may not be able to get up there yet. I wouldn't worry about it unless you're going full completionist.
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# ? Feb 9, 2021 13:12 |
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man nurse posted:Is this thread seriously in the “Nintendo games are stupid and for babies” phase I think even adults can enjoy pathetically easy platformers
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goblin week posted:I think even adults can enjoy pathetically easy platformers false no one can enjoy them
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# ? Feb 9, 2021 14:48 |
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double false. I love them and am an adult.
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# ? Feb 9, 2021 14:51 |
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triple false you are a meat popsicle
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# ? Feb 9, 2021 14:58 |
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i love many things I do not enjoy to be clear
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# ? Feb 9, 2021 14:59 |
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quadruple false. I am, and have said many times, that I am a sentient collection of cartridges, cassettes, DVDs, CDs, Blu-rays and usbs that acts like an
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# ? Feb 9, 2021 14:59 |
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I dont think I can enjoy platformers anymore because I am an empty husk of a human being
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fridge corn posted:I dont think I can enjoy platformers anymore because I am an empty husk of a human being I am having a blast with Wonder Boy I think platformers can still be ace. Maybe I should look into making the ultimate platformer. I always wanted to make a game. Platformer would be dearest to my heart. I love messing about in SMM2
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# ? Feb 9, 2021 15:01 |
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I enjoy deplatformers, where you navigate the arcane and labyrinthine map of social media outlets to shame and discredit sex criminals.
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# ? Feb 9, 2021 15:01 |
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quintuple false this is what it looks like when you pretend to look like an adult or a fish i honestly havent really figured that one out yet but here I am posting because my hands and neck hurt from waking up early to play nioh
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# ? Feb 9, 2021 15:02 |
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I tried to play some SNES platformers on my switch last night and I didn’t enjoy any of them I’ve played through Super Mario World and a healthy amount of DKC and others before but I just don’t seem to dig it at all anymore. Very excited for the 3D World rerelease though I will play it to death!!!
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# ? Feb 9, 2021 15:04 |
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Now y'got me thinking about what would constitute a deconstructivist platformer. Like a turn-based version of 1-1 that retains the precision but asks different skills. Hm.
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# ? Feb 9, 2021 15:08 |
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Platformers are great and i want more of them especially with quirky gimmicks.
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# ? Feb 9, 2021 15:13 |
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Escobarbarian posted:I tried to play some SNES platformers on my switch last night and I didn’t enjoy any of them I’ve played through Super Mario World and a healthy amount of DKC and others before but I just don’t seem to dig it at all anymore. Very excited for the 3D World rerelease though I will play it to death!!! same on switch but on their actual consoles with correct controllers i play them to death and love them very much. its weird. dont think its the joycons etiher.
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# ? Feb 9, 2021 15:14 |
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Astro's playroom for PS5 is a platformer easier than the easiest nintendo game i have ever played and everyone of you loving raved about it for a month straight, lmao, you all secretly love platformers for babies.
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3D platformers for babies own
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