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Agony Aunt posted:Oh, he declined to explain what was wrong with my statements. "That would be pointless" is my one-sentence review of Star Citizen's gameplay.
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BobHoward posted:why are you trying so hard to own yourself by playing star citizen this is what happens if you touch the poop too hard 
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They do it so the rest of us don't have to.
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Colostomy Bag posted:They do it so the rest of us don't have to. <plays ‘taps’>
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Daztek posted:https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link//16849-Anniversary-Promotion-Free-Fly-Details jesus christ can this company do anything that isn't sleazy as gently caress let me guess you only get enough in-game cash to only rent one ship, and than when the game crashes either buy more cash or wait till the next day.
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Morphix posted:jesus christ can this company do anything that isn't sleazy as gently caress no, pls stop inventing FUD https://support.robertsspaceindustries.com/hc/en-us/articles/360012238394 quote:To help everyone get to Hurston, all players will be granted access to a Cutlass Black to fly for the duration of the event.
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Daztek posted:no, pls stop inventing FUD Lmao does anyone remember that one time someone posted on reddit that their credit card was being billed for in-game purchases in Star Citizen when they found out that somehow his CC was tied to his in-game profile?
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I like how to do the free fly event is more complicated than filling out a 1040 tax form.
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I remember the guy was all "Its not that I mind giving Star Citizen money but maybe it shouldn't be related to stuff I purchase in an in-game store for the pre-alpha.... and I don't get to keep it?"
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Lmao does anyone remember that one time someone posted on reddit that their credit card was being billed for in-game purchases in Star Citizen when they found out that somehow his CC was tied to his in-game profile? I don't remember that 
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Daztek posted:I don't remember that TO THE MIRIFICUS-MOBILE!
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happy thanksgiving everyone. Entrees are closed. Quavers $207,424,242 Fashionable Jorts $214,000,000 Breetai $214,200,000 Hobold $208.500,042 Agony Aunt 205 million Beet Wagon Gonna say $207,538,420 and also I'll get the winner an avatar of their choice Sarsapariller I say 1.5 million tops. So call it 201,700,000 to account for a couple more days of sales before the big thing starts. Deadguy2322 $206,000,000 Trilobite So I'll just guess that they'll set the tracker to read $204.5m by the end of the sale. Dogeh $204,242,420 Jobbo_Fett 206543210 Baxta 208.740.220,00 Combat Theory $209,424,242 nawledgelambo $202,690,888 his nibs $203,235,000 Kosumo $203,165,702 and new Porche lease's for Chris and Sandi. tuo 205,020,327.78 Dollarinos Sandepande 200 900 000 USD AutismVaccine 205 555 555 Citizendollars Dark Off $204,295,455 Daztek $207,420,069 Colostomy Bag 207,102,505 Hazamuth $207,400,500 Bofast $219,873,546, if you please Sandweed 207,102,506 trucutru 207,424,242 PhallicPhalanges $207,242,042 Thoatse $204.206.924.70 RabbitWizard 203,456,789 Fidelitious $206,545,111.66 Liquid Dinosaur 213,500,000 monkeytek 203,250,000.00 ewe2 poo poo $201,435,256 zcrow $210,859,885.42 kw0134 202,350,000 maybe? ig nipples big life 212,000,000 The Titanic 206.042.042,42 That Snickers Guy 201,696,969 Nanako the Narc On mobile so couldn’t check if this is still ongoing (if not ignore this), but I’m going to guess 212 mil, because we live in a fantasy where nothing makes sense anymore. Lladre 212,000,001 downout I'm pretty late, but what does the chart say? It seems pretty linear. My calculations say given nine days (ends on the 30th right?) it should be about $201.058.238,02. That sounds low for a sale! And sometimes the line deviates, so let's add ~150k and put me down for $201.200.000,02. Koil 208001001 *cries in roberts* Wuxi $206,942,069 If i missed you out just quote your unedited post with the numbers and I'll add it to the list.
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Daztek posted:no, pls stop inventing FUD once again I have been bested by CIG and their honest marketing department
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quote:doing a few delivery's and came across this , first time i seen it Please slap me if I ever call a bunch of static, muddy textured, noninteractive 3d models "stunning" If they're locked behind a pane of glass so you can't even get close, just sock me right in the crotch
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Posted by a friend of mine:quote:Looking back, last time I tried this was about 3 years ago... I'll download it again and see what's up! quote:Star citizen. 2 minutes in and I turned it off in disgust. £200m seems to have been spent on making choosing how to invert your Y axis as complicated as possible.
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no_recall posted:happy thanksgiving everyone. Entrees are closed. trucutru posted:Change mine to 206,242,242 if that's still available.
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“Historically, we’ve launched about 50% of the total projects we’ve worked on over the past three decades—those are the ones we consider representative of Blizzard quality." https://kotaku.com/the-past-present-and-future-of-diablo-1830593195 CIG needs to one-up Blizzard again, by launching 0% of the total projects they are working on.
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Ah, Anniversary Sale Day is here. I used to be unironically excited for this day, and now I'm still that. I can't wait to see what kind of ridiculous bullshit CIG does this year. reddit is posting reminders to.... counter-brigade-brigade their own subreddit I guess? IDK 
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On account of all the traffic, you see. Just... tons of new people logging in, to the six year old unfinished widely-reported-as-a-scam game.
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Beet Wagon posted:Ah, Anniversary Sale Day is here. I used to be unironically excited for this day, and now I'm still that. I can't wait to see what kind of ridiculous bullshit CIG does this year. We must be vigilant of our fake internet points o9
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JugbandDude posted:We must be vigilant of our fake internet points o9 I miss the goonfleet forums sometimes. They'd run a randomizer on everyones points every so often. I had like, -25000 last time I was over there.
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Was just informed that: -16gb of ram, and mid-range cpu/gpu will get you 50-60fps
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Daztek posted:https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link//16849-Anniversary-Promotion-Free-Fly-Details Well, can't test it now as the site has died, but i tried it after 8am PST and i was still being asked to buy a package. Will have to see if this resolves itself when i can access again. EDIT: Can now download! Agony Aunt fucked around with this message at 17:51 on Nov 23, 2018 |
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Kopitar posted:Was just informed that: I hope so - I like to experience embarrassing failure with smooth frame rates.
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GazChap posted:Posted by a friend of mine: Why on Earth would you ever want to invert the X axis? Why offer that as an option?
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Sarsapariller posted:On account of all the traffic, you see. Just... tons of new people logging in, to the six year old unfinished widely-reported-as-a-scam game. Not hard to believe they'd intentionally lower the available memory and bandwidth for the site specifically to make it seem busier than it is. No evidence to support it, but lying by implication has been CIG's modus operandi from day one.
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Hobold posted:I miss the goonfleet forums sometimes. They'd run a randomizer on everyones points every so often. I had like, -25000 last time I was over there. I love this. GoonSquad Horde called all our DKP points "muffins" and it always put a smile on my face to go into Ventrilo and listen to arguments over muffins or how one's muffin stash was doing.
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Scruffpuff posted:Not hard to believe they'd intentionally lower the available memory and bandwidth for the site specifically to make it seem busier than it is. No evidence to support it, but lying by implication has been CIG's modus operandi from day one. That would be stupid even for them. I think it's more likely that the servers were just completely unequipped to handle the modest load of all of their normal players trying to log in at once. Especially funny given that it's 10am, so they probably have some kind of pre-scheduled ramp up for later this evening when they expected the interest to hit.
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https://www.twitch.tv/videos/339514475 Secrets of trading exposed (Note that every time he tries to sell more than like, 1 unit, it glitches? Yeah. That's the bug I keep pointing out that is preventing anyone from doing trade runs.)
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This shouldn't be happening Faced with server timeouts, a Citizen has a moment of clarity, is immediately poo poo on by community https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/9zpkvv/this_shouldnt_be_happening/?st=jou9rrqd&sh=332cab68
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Sarsapariller posted:That would be stupid even for them. I think it's more likely that the servers were just completely unequipped to handle the modest load of all of their normal players trying to log in at once. Especially funny given that it's 10am, so they probably have some kind of pre-scheduled ramp up for later this evening when they expected the interest to hit. Those servers, being the front face of the lie Chris has told for years now in order to steal money he hasn't earned, don't go down often. They haven't gone down during previous free-fly weekends. That's where fresh pledge cash comes in from, too. There's no higher priority at CIG than those servers being up, lying about the state of the game, 24/7. It's odd they've been unresponsive for this long. It's probably what you say, they were dramatically unprepared, but we're also not dealing with honest people here. They've been telling bald-faced lies for the better part of a decade now and been thanked for it. I guess Occam's razor demands that it's the day after Thanksgiving and the people that would normally be responding are on holiday.
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Kopitar posted:Was just informed that: I mean... I get somewhere around half that while doing stuff, probably close to that in empty space. The framerate is massively improved in the last couple patches, that's pretty undeniable. It still ain't great, but it's better.
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So the site fails to load. That's Operation Mango being successful folks.
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Scruffpuff posted:Those servers, being the front face of the lie Chris has told for years now in order to steal money he hasn't earned, don't go down often. They haven't gone down during previous free-fly weekends. That's where fresh pledge cash comes in from, too. There's no higher priority at CIG than those servers being up, lying about the state of the game, 24/7. It's odd they've been unresponsive for this long. It's probably what you say, they were dramatically unprepared, but we're also not dealing with honest people here. They've been telling bald-faced lies for the better part of a decade now and been thanked for it. Yeah it doesn't surprise me that the game servers are down. But the jpeg store site going down? Yeah there's some phonecalls going on right now. lol
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Praise baby jesus, it is back now. Life (and sales) are restored in the verse.
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