Trig Discipline posted:

Yeah, that's the rest of the lyrics

Somme body once told me
this world war's gonna roll me
this ain't even my town to defend
I think it's kinda lame
that the German army came
but at least they'll never do it again

Somfin posted:

Oh the gas starts comin' and it don't stop comin'
dive for the masks and you'll stop your eyes runnin'
didn't make sense to support this war
you fight for the rich and you still end up poor
too far to dig, too much to flee
at least we all got some good poetry
they'll never know how bad it got
maybe today I'll get shot
well

Trig Discipline posted:

Hey mom
here's a gold star
'cuz your son's dead
tough luck
it was
influenza
not a bullet
still sucks

small bird pudding posted:

small bird pudding posted:

chitoryu12 posted:

Solar Tornado posted:

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks nervous

Dewgy posted:

his blood is on the pavement already
brain spaghetti

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

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EorayMel posted:

immortalyawn posted:

The semantic component of all of my spells is the jerking off motion.

super sweet best pal posted:

Crystal mage, huh?

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Goddamn, the dallas shooter was so much of an incel he couldn't even penetrate the building.

Phil Moscowitz posted:

Let’s just have a binding agreement to disagree

Nice piece of fish posted:

I refuse, and thereby am obligated to agree with you.

Phthisis posted:

Actually the best part is that guerilla has been changed to its correct spelling.

Phthisis posted:

Actually the best part is that guerilla has been changed to its correct spelling.

nerdz posted:

Listen here, BUD... People born in April deserved 9/11

Tane posted:

Have you seen my husband
him name pizza floor husband
ill jail my husband

Lutha Mahtin posted:

dogma is ok but i could have probably written better religion jokes while i still had milk teeth

President Beep posted:

iirc you wrote 95 of them

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

value-brand cereal posted:

Mr president is a good poster.

FAUXTON posted:

https://twitter.com/KETV/status/1140797905206489088

SIR


SIR

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Phlegmish posted:

It's spelled guerrilla, so not quite.

e: although apparently that would have been correct in German

exquisite tea posted:

WATCH: Kasual virgin gets DESTROYED by 4 Shangs (her hole is mine)

i vomit kittens posted:

i put down my variety pack of potato chips and five 2-liter Dr. Peppers to fumble around looking for my wallet. the cashier says something to me but i only grunt without making eye contact. finally i find my AwfulCard and insert it into the chip reader. INSUFFICIENT POSTS it flashes.

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Chris Knight posted:

President Beep posted:

im the grand scenarist

incels interlinked posted:

posts are technically screenwriting

HEY GUNS posted:

didn't supergirl marry it at one point? early comics owned

Epicurius posted:

They just dated. His name was Comet the Superhorse. His real name was Biron, and he was originally a centaur from ancient Greece who always wanted to become human. After he helped the witch Circe, she agreed to turn him human, but got the spell backwards and turned him into a horse. So to make up for it, she made him immortal and gave him superpowers. Later, he and Supergirl visited a planet called Sorcerer's World, because everybody there was a sorcerer, and somebody cast a spell on him that made him turn human when a comet showed up for the duration of the comet. Later, as a human, he dated Lois Lane.

Later on in the 90s, they brought Comet back. This time, Comet was originally a jockey named Andrew Jones, who after an accident, was given horse DNA by a secret governmental organization which turned him into a three fingered man made of ice. He rebelled against the secret governmental organization, and became a superhero. In his first mission, he tried to save this lesbian stand up comic named Andrea Martinez from an avalanche, but failed and they both died. As tends to happen in that situation, the two of them then merged into an angel. Supergirl dated Comet for a while, but broke up with them when she found out that they were also Andrea Martinez. That started a plot where the new Comet temporarily became a centaur and tried to get revenge on Supergirl. Everbody patched things up, though, and Comet started dating somebody else who could accept them for who they were.

Bad Munki posted:

Hey I'm no designer but I'm a self-taught design thread expert and I put together a couple ideas for you, just some food for thought



The idea here is that a female can sit at the island column thing when she's not cooking or using the bathroom and the whole thing will retract into the floor so she can be put away until needed, might have to open that floor up and make a few changes though idk

Mycroft Holmes posted:

Lamebot posted:

Heath posted:

They took "dirty knees, look at these" very seriously

Ghost Leviathan posted:

This is a hell of a game of guess the thread

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

Your NPR Name
1. Insert your first initial somewhere in your middle name
2. The name of the town your maternal ancestors lived in in the 1850s

optional
3. Hypen
4. Your high school girlfriend's dog's name

Rex-Goliath posted:

my friend just confided in me that when he watched lord of the rings as a kid he thought that the moth was whispering to gandalf instead of the other way around

lmfao