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FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

sassassin posted:

How do you "hold" a bodyweight squat? Aren't you relaxed at the bottom?

Like when drinking beers and smoking with friends?

It's a great foot flexor workout if you're a bottom heavy tub.

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Gaz2k21
Sep 1, 2006

MEGALA---WHO??!!??
My lovely gym has been saying it was getting new equipment via promo e-mails for a few weeks now, yesterday I got an e-mail saying the equipment had arrived and included a NEW SQUAT RACK, no big deal but it'd be a nice addition.


I went there today and it turns out it was a loving smith machine

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy
some nerd on the internet said it's a good stretch if you're an infelxable baby bitch with tight hip flexors and a pelvic tilt which perfectly describes me

I figured it can't do any harm so why not.

Then I gassed myself

Risky Bisquick
Jan 18, 2008

PLEASE LET ME WRITE YOUR VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT SO I CAN FURTHER DEMONSTRATE THE CALAMITY THAT IS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM.



Buglord

sassassin posted:

How do you "hold" a bodyweight squat? Aren't you relaxed at the bottom?

Like when drinking beers and smoking with friends?

Make some slav or asian friends, squat with them in friendship for gains

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


lol at anyone that can't squat atg because of weirdo underdeveloped joints.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Lol at anyone that doesn't realize how awesome cardio and stretching actually are

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


I'm the guy at the gym who cuts the sleeves off his t shirts smaller than a tank top so that my nipples aren't covered

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Renegret posted:

some nerd on the internet said it's a good stretch if you're an infelxable baby bitch with tight hip flexors and a pelvic tilt which perfectly describes me

I figured it can't do any harm so why not.

Then I gassed myself

Well, you must have been a lot looser after that release, right?

Tiny Lowtax posted:

I'm the guy at the gym who cuts the sleeves off his t shirts smaller than a tank top so that my nipples aren't covered
Hell yeah, man. Don't want any chafing against the shirt. Might distract you.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
if it was socially acceptable I would workout in the nude at the gym

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008
That's why it's not

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.

Lemming posted:

That's why it's not

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


I'm the guy who just started working out, has made no adjustment to his eating habits, drinks a protein shake after every workout because he heard that's what you're supposed to do, then wonders why he isn't losing weight

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I'm the guy who accidentally farted horrendously loudly while doing situps

like, im actually that guy

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Zzulu posted:

I'm the guy who accidentally farted horrendously loudly while doing situps

like, im actually that guy

"Accidentally"

Risky Bisquick
Jan 18, 2008

PLEASE LET ME WRITE YOUR VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT SO I CAN FURTHER DEMONSTRATE THE CALAMITY THAT IS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM.



Buglord

Zzulu posted:

if it was socially acceptable I would workout in the nude at the gym

Alternatively only wear wrestling trunks

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
I hurt my shoulder dicking around with a kettlebell, am i going to have to retire from muscles?

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


If you're using a kettle bell I'm willing to bet you don't really have any muscles anyways

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


I run shirtless when I'm at the station because I hate getting my shirts all smelly. If I could do it at the gym too I totally would.

Bakalakadaka
Sep 18, 2004

All of my gym outfits can be described only as "Macho Man Randy Savage"

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Bakalakadaka posted:

All of my gym outfits can be described only as "Macho Man Randy Savage"

Oh yeah

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Bakalakadaka posted:

All of my gym outfits can be described only as "Macho Man Randy Savage"

Go Ultimate Warrior and wear just streamers on your arms. No shirt needed.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
I work out in my underwear.

inokichi
Nov 3, 2005

I'm the guy who lifts beginner weight but grunts and bellows loudly on every rep and then drops the weight from the top so it sounds much heavier than it is

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Fishy Joe posted:

kettlebell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gJfcL3lI3o

Spectral Debt
Jan 23, 2004
9999 sucka
How do you guys feel about salt? Keep over hearing from dudes in the locker room that you should lower your salt intake but I love salt. I even have a three tier finishing salt rack with salt from France, Hawaii and Portland so I can put some extra salt on my food.

Does salt prevent gains or hurt my heart?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
just dont eat like a retard and who cares imho

inokichi
Nov 3, 2005

As long as you don't eat too much processed food and your BP is okay then you're probably alright

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008
I think salt is only bad if you already have high BP

Credentials: my butthole

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.
Salt makes you temporarily retain water if you have way too much, but just ... don't have way too much.

And don't eat cup ramen.

Aeka 2.0
Nov 16, 2000

:ohdear: Have you seen my apex seals? I seem to have lost them.




Dinosaur Gum
Banana, vanilla, chocolate, extra chocolate, but no loving gas station ever has strawberry (the best Muscle Milk) Muscle Milk. What the poo poo is this?

Aeka 2.0
Nov 16, 2000

:ohdear: Have you seen my apex seals? I seem to have lost them.




Dinosaur Gum
Also gently caress 24 hour. They closed my favorite old rear end gym that had all the cool equipment and shoved everyone to the Super gay Sport that has less equipment and now has two gyms worth of people in it. I also went to another one that is packed at 10pm, place looked like it was 5pm. I loving cut ties and now am enjoying a smaller gym. gently caress YOU 24!

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

inokichi posted:

As long as you don't eat too much processed food and your BP is okay then you're probably alright

Almost all food is "processed" in some way.

secular woods sex
Aug 1, 2000
I dispense wisdom by the gallon.
Walked into the gym at 5am this morning to see a dude with an open case of Coors Light sitting on the preacher curl machine.

That guy gets it

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Aeka 2.0 posted:

Banana, vanilla, chocolate, extra chocolate, but no loving gas station ever has strawberry (the best Muscle Milk) Muscle Milk. What the poo poo is this?

Is Muscle Milk any good? I've been going with that Balance Muscle Recovery stuff, which is pretty decent and has a really good flavour to it.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

sassassin posted:

Almost all food is "processed" in some way.

:rolleyes:

Somfin posted:

Is Muscle Milk any good? I've been going with that Balance Muscle Recovery stuff, which is pretty decent and has a really good flavour to it.

It tastes pretty good but all protein drinks are essentially the same

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

sassassin posted:

Almost all food is "processed" in some way.

Unless you stick to *RaW fOoD* amirite

Bakalakadaka
Sep 18, 2004

MikeCrotch posted:

Unless you stick to *RaW fOoD* amirite

You'll never take my raw malk

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Spectral Debt posted:

How do you guys feel about salt? Keep over hearing from dudes in the locker room that you should lower your salt intake but I love salt. I even have a three tier finishing salt rack with salt from France, Hawaii and Portland so I can put some extra salt on my food.

Does salt prevent gains or hurt my heart?

Don't worry about salt unless your doctor tells you to worry about salt.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
i eat nuts every day

i love nuts

nuts in my mouth

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sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

MikeCrotch posted:

Unless you stick to *RaW fOoD* amirite

I've not heard of that brand.

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