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Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

https://twitter.com/caliguardman/status/964248616465448960

in response to a girl who literally survived a school shooting

Rip Chris Kyle, died of not enough guns or training

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freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Party Boat posted:

Rip Chris Kyle, died of not enough guns or training

https://twitter.com/Dick_Archer/status/964270826504753153

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Dems are gonna cooperate with the republicans to call a constitutional convention and be surprised when guns aren't the only thing that gets changed

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Tunicate posted:

Dems are gonna cooperate with the republicans to call a constitutional convention and be surprised when guns aren't the only thing that gets changed
In a compromise solution, the Democrats decide how many people get their 2nd Amendment rights taken away - the Republicans who.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

A Buttery Pastry posted:

In a compromise solution, the Democrats decide how many people get their 2nd Amendment rights taken away - the Republicans who.

I’m 3/5ths sure I know who the GOP would choose.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
If the dems ever tried to compromise on rewriting the 2nd the next day it would be legal for a private citizen to own a nuke

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
it's probably technically legal for you to own one now, it's just not legal to buy or be sold it or any of the components, or to store it or any of the components, but the act of owning the legal title to a nuke is probably legal

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 19 days!)

https://twitter.com/adamjohnsonNYC/status/964264865199280128

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
adam johnson is atop tier twitter follow imo

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

maybe if all of the soldiers ever had guns they not die

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 19 days!)

if soldier had gun then war not happen

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

https://twitter.com/caliguardman/status/964248616465448960

in response to a girl who literally survived a school shooting

This guy should go home, find his favorite gun, the one he loves the most, and give it a nice blowjob until it shoots its warm seed into his mouth.

But enough about Zardoz.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

KiteAuraan posted:

This guy should go home, find his favorite gun, the one he loves the most, and give it a nice blowjob until it shoots its warm seed into his mouth.

But enough about Zardoz.

this except for anyone who values their “right” to purchase and own elaborate Barbie dolls over public safety.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks/status/964379034703478784

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

i don't think the dead give a poo poo tbh

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

At least it’s not Harry Potter.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
we need political magic fanfiction to save us

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

KiteAuraan posted:

This guy should go home, find his favorite gun, the one he loves the most, and give it a nice blowjob until it shoots its warm seed into his mouth.

But enough about Zardoz.

I can’t get behind this post

Because Zardoz is actually a good movie and doesn’t deserve this ridiculousness.

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Give all teachers wands and teach them the expelliarmus curse

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/renoomokri/status/964002838597681152

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

https://twitter.com/renoomokri/status/962916084431990784

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Wait no this one

https://twitter.com/renoomokri/status/962914201806106624

All of his poo poo is amazing

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
does he think that when a fetus is aborted its just left inside the woman?

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Jose posted:

does he think that when a fetus is aborted its just left inside the woman?

I thought it was thinking that birth control is abortion.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Pirate Radar posted:

I thought it was thinking that birth control is abortion.

Technically the coil and morning after pill are abortion under catholic definitions, because they prevent a fertilised egg from implanting rather than stopping release of an egg at all (like the pill/implant/injection etc.), and life begins at conception

Jose posted:

now i'm curious on the stats of a boomer dying in a war vs a millenial dying in a war + school shooting

The kids dying in school shootings at the minute aren't millenials

also I don't want to buy into the generational warfare narrative but god drat boomers make it real loving difficult not to hate them

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Hillary 2020 posted:

The answer is always more guns

it always more guns or less guns, there is just no other solution.

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

With the exception of that last bit, this one is completely true

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
thank you for teaching me that my cum has psychic powers

nah
Mar 16, 2009

this guy loves cum

nah
Mar 16, 2009

https://twitter.com/thenation/status/964578914873077761
https://twitter.com/ferrismattic/status/964580860317110274

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
I love delivering shareholder value

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
"What is best in life? "
"To recalibrate the retail sector, drive innovation, and deliver shareholder value." -Conan the Barbarian

im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis
Nationalize Amazon imo

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

whomupclicklike posted:

Nationalize Amazon imo

and guillotine Jeff Bezos

im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis

Taintrunner posted:

and guillotine Jeff Bezos

I thought that was implied

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Sometimes prying something from a persons cold, dead hands is the preferred method.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 19 days!)

https://twitter.com/rorywalkeresq/status/964329472873943040

https://twitter.com/rorywalkeresq/status/964330972413136896

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

This thread is abysmal

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 19 days!)

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

This thread is abysmal

don’t you mean, “this lot of individual posts?”

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BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

don’t you mean, “this lot of individual posts?”

No I mean went into the thread and read the whole thing top to bottom and regret it deeply

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