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Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
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Isn't the point of bacon that you render the fat to make it crispy? Low fat bacon would be rather missing the point...

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yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Scientastic posted:

Isn't the point of bacon that you render the fat to make it crispy? Low fat bacon would be rather missing the point...

British people think cooked slices of lean ham are bacon and also better than real bacon.

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

It's not quite artificial lab-grown meat but

https://twitter.com/NPR/status/922604977901543424

would

personally, I am holding out for scientists to develop avocados which can feel pain

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Arivia posted:

When something breaks like that there's often little pieces that come out so it doesn't like up evenly.

Sometimes not though.



All I wanted was a nice cup of tea, not a reason to clean my desk. :mad:

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:

British people think cooked slices of lean ham are bacon and also better than real bacon.

I am British, and we have streaky bacon (American style) and back bacon. Both are good, used for different things.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer
Bacon is overrated, Scrapple is the king of breakfast meats.

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever
Looks like isterband.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

personally, I am holding out for scientists to develop avocados which can feel pain and have limited sentience so that they know enough to know they're not happy but aren't smart enough to do anything about it

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Just do a bacon roast if you don't like fatty pork

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


yeah I eat rear end posted:

British people think cooked slices of lean ham are bacon and also better than real bacon.
Americans calling bacon "ham" is the dumbest loving thing. Ham is the stuff you can just eat as it is, bacon is the stuff you have to cook. How do you gently caress that up?

Oh, and middle bacon is the best. American bacon is garbage.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008
[b]BUNNIES ARE CUTE BUT DEADLY/b]
Peameal bacon is the best. Preferably stacked om a big bunbwith mustard.

:canada:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

bloom posted:

Sometimes not though.



All I wanted was a nice cup of tea, not a reason to clean my desk. :mad:

This happened to me once. I knocked a shot glass out of my cabinet right into a mug, the shot glass survived but the bottom of the ceramic mug broke off :confused:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
My locality calls food the right thing and other localities are full of loving morons. Also, only the things I grew up liking are good, and food from other places is rancid hogshit.




Country Name
Regional Food


Defeating other foods since the year I realized variety existed.

Leviathan Song
Sep 8, 2010

Tiggum posted:

Americans calling bacon "ham" is the dumbest loving thing. Ham is the stuff you can just eat as it is, bacon is the stuff you have to cook. How do you gently caress that up?

Oh, and middle bacon is the best. American bacon is garbage.

You don't have to cook American bacon either. It's cured and smoked. My aunt has raw bacon and mountain dew for breakfast most days.

Missing Name
Jan 5, 2013


Leviathan Song posted:

My aunt has raw bacon and mountain dew for breakfast most days.

what the gently caress

sirbeefalot
Aug 24, 2004
Fast Learner.
Fun Shoe

Leviathan Song posted:

You don't have to cook American bacon either. It's cured and smoked. My aunt has raw bacon and mountain dew for breakfast most days.

Pork Roulettes

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Zombear posted:


I can't parse this. Let alone what's in the bowl but is it being viewed through a ring?

Thanks to all who explained this image, sincere thanks.

Looking at it yesterday was so confusing that it made me feel a bit ill, so I had to stop with the mystery left unsolved.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

The Bloop posted:

Country Name
Regional Food


Defeating other foods since the year I realized variety existed.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tiggum posted:

Americans calling bacon "ham" is the dumbest loving thing. Ham is the stuff you can just eat as it is, bacon is the stuff you have to cook. How do you gently caress that up?

Oh, and middle bacon is the best. American bacon is garbage.

What the gently caress are you talking about

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Leviathan Song posted:

My aunt has raw bacon and mountain dew for breakfast most days.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Randaconda posted:

What the gently caress are you talking about

You're replying to tiggum.

Leviathan Song
Sep 8, 2010

That's awesome. She actually lives in Jacksonville.

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012

HAVE AT THEE!


Having googled for reference American bacon is what we call streaky bacon in the UK, we also have back and middle bacon, smoked, dry or sweet cured, so I guess everyone is happy.

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

except Tiggum, who got lost on the way to the Pet Peeve thread.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Leviathan Song posted:

That's awesome. She actually lives in Jacksonville.

Goondolences

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



https://twitter.com/katsudonnnn/status/922348530370408448

Now in English. Not that it's any better now.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lmao

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Glazier posted:

Goondolences

Jacksonville goons represent endure

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

The Bloop posted:

Jacksonville goons represent endure

I've been surprised recently by the quantity of fellow Florida goons

(Orlando here)

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
Is Florida Goon better or worse than Florida Man?

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


bongwizzard posted:

Bacon is overrated, Scrapple is the king of breakfast meats.

bunnyofdoom posted:

Peameal bacon is the best. Preferably stacked om a big bunbwith mustard.

:canada:

These are both correct, scrapple and peameal bacon jointly rule the kingdom of breakfast meats. Streaky bacon is still worth respecting. Maybe it's the prime minister of breakfast meats or something?

Scrapple looks awful and definitely belongs in this thread for that reason, though.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

I've been surprised recently by the quantity of fellow Florida goons

(Orlando here)

its because its the suck zone of FL

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

bloom posted:

Is Florida Goon better or worse than Florida Man?

It’s more of a lateral move. Tampa here :)

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Bradford county, represent.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


Don't gently caress alligators. It never ends well.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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Moist and sinister indeed.

Captainsalami
Apr 16, 2010

I told you you'd pay!
Those carrots look underdone.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
AFP: Sopping wet, yet somehow dry

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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