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Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

CharlestheHammer posted:

I mean if we are going that route the number off games that show actual tits are very small and usually the domain of stuff you have to go out and find.

...no?

Lots of games show tits. What do you mean by "actual tits" ?

GTA and Witcher, just off the top of my head. Neither of those is a lewd game, they're super mainstream.

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Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Zaphod42 posted:

GTA and Witcher, just off the top of my head. Neither of those is a lewd game, they're super mainstream.
Weren't most of the Witcher games massively censored in the US specifically because much of the population would disagree with that assessment? I remember collecting literal Sex Trading Cards in Witcher 1 with thoroughly suggestively-posed drawings of the various NPCs I banged.

Witcher 1 in particular was an incredibly horny game.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Remember when a God of War staple was the sex minigame lol

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!
Grimey Drawer
Witcher games being horny is canon though. In the books the fact that women/sorceresses want to have sex with witchers is a topic that comes up several times.

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
Sure, that's true and anyone who bought those games knew what they were getting into, no complaints here. Just pointing out that it's pretty distinctly there and that they were not subtle about it either.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
Oh and the Mafia series is another, they had collectible playboys

Hopper posted:

Witcher games being horny is canon though. In the books the fact that women/sorceresses want to have sex with witchers is a topic that comes up several times.

Of course, I'm replying to the argument that videogames don't have boobs in them outside of adult-only sex games. Full-frontal maybe, dongs definitely, but boobs are pretty common.

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

I remember playing The Saboteur and that game had its Buy New Not Used DLC excuse be if you had it you got to see tits in the very first shot of the game.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

I bought a copy off eBay and missed out :(

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Policenaut posted:

I remember playing The Saboteur and that game had its Buy New Not Used DLC excuse be if you had it you got to see tits in the very first shot of the game.

That’s pretty hilarious tbh.

That DLC model was so scurrilous

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

CharlestheHammer posted:

I mean if we are going that route the number off games that show actual tits are very small and usually the domain of stuff you have to go out and find.

Yeah hidden gems like the Witcher 3, GTA and god of war

Vikar Jerome
Nov 26, 2013

I believe Emmanuelle is shit, though Emmanuelle 2, Emmanuelle '77 and Goodbye, Emmanuelle may be very good movies.
my take on the nudity discussion going on in this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TFsZiODx5A

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
"Well-known" and "many" is not quite the same thing, gotta admit.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



so have goons agreed on whether they hate bodies or not?

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Yeah hidden gems like the Witcher 3, GTA and god of war

When did I say hidden gems I explicitly said few and even for stuff like GOW sex and violence was that series gimmick for years

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

Zaphod42 posted:

...no?

Lots of games show tits. What do you mean by "actual tits" ?

GTA and Witcher, just off the top of my head. Neither of those is a lewd game, they're super mainstream.

You know I always found it funny that Yakuza 0 never shows any actual nudity but still has the most blatant 'check out these hot pornstars' collectible minigame thing I've ever seen

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

CharlestheHammer posted:

When did I say hidden gems I explicitly said few and even for stuff like GOW sex and violence was that series gimmick for years

You said you had to go out and find it, but there are bare tits in some of the biggest games of all time

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Pablo Nergigante posted:

You said you had to go out and find it, but there are bare tits in some of the biggest games of all time

You do. Yes. Also if people are seriously arguing GOW isn’t horny or Witcher isn’t horny then I think it shows people are letting personal opinions of the game effect their judgement. Both games are horny as hell

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

:gas:

Vikar Jerome
Nov 26, 2013

I believe Emmanuelle is shit, though Emmanuelle 2, Emmanuelle '77 and Goodbye, Emmanuelle may be very good movies.
Talking about horny games:

https://twitter.com/DOOM/status/1368634833761624064?s=19

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

CharlestheHammer posted:

You do. Yes. Also if people are seriously arguing GOW isn’t horny or Witcher isn’t horny then I think it shows people are letting personal opinions of the game effect their judgement. Both games are horny as hell
Yeah, I think that's ultimately what it boils down to. Both of these titles very definitely have nudity in them for titillation, not just as an incidental thing. They're not pornography, but they're not merely a neutral depiction of the human body either. In Witcher in particular, you're supposed to consider the bare-tittied Dryads or whatever hot. God of War I wouldn't know, I didn't play the series before Dad of War.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


Yessssss

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

CharlestheHammer posted:

You do. Yes. Also if people are seriously arguing GOW isn’t horny or Witcher isn’t horny then I think it shows people are letting personal opinions of the game effect their judgement. Both games are horny as hell

Nobody is arguing those things. We are arguing with your statement "you have to go out and find it" when 3 of the biggest games of all time with massive market appeal and promotion have bare tits.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Cardiovorax posted:

Yeah, I think that's ultimately what it boils down to. Both of these titles very definitely have nudity in them for titillation, not just as an incidental thing. They're not pornography, but they're not merely a neutral depiction of the human body either. In Witcher in particular, you're supposed to consider the bare-tittied Dryads or whatever hot. God of War I wouldn't know, I didn't play the series before Dad of War.

Nobody is arguing against those games being horny at all. We're just taking issue with what CharlestheHammer said in particular, which is why we quoted his post.

E: I myself said a page or two ago that I don't think there's many or even any games that have nudity that aren't horny, except maybe survival stuff like Conan; but even then the female nudity is probably horny. But the conversation moved on to something else, I wasn't refuting that point when I had already agreed with it. This is just like, a flaw in threads, its hard to have parallel conversations. But that's what quote is for :cheeky:

Zaphod42 fucked around with this message at 20:23 on Mar 7, 2021

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Zaphod42 posted:

Nobody is arguing against those games being horny at all. We're just taking issue with what CharlestheHammer said in particular, which is why we quoted his post.
Fair enough.

Paracelsus
Apr 6, 2009

bless this post ~kya

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

so have goons agreed on whether they hate bodies or not?

Goons confirmed as Gnostics.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Xenogears port when

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Vikar Jerome posted:

anyway, you should have a put a bullet in quiet, the enemy sniper woman who has tried to kill you twice, when kaz told you to, instead of getting horny cos shes a woman with not much on. its the war without end and kojima called your bluff and knew that your deep horniness could not be contained, all the horny poo poo is on you and shes OP and makes each mission a cake walk, kojima laughed in your blind horny face and gave you the super easy mode you deserved you simp.

I mean I spared her because I spared everyone and my first priority was researching the advanced technology of "Give Quiet Clothes" which required as much R&D as developing a Quantum Teleportation System :shrug:

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
Souls Sunday was such a huge success!!

I beat:
Grave lord Nito first try.
The lady from the painted world.
The guardian in the start of Oolacile
And Artorias (which I am really proud of).

Just a fantastic time today and even with my goofy cry of joy at beating Artorias I feel fantastic :3:

Soul streaming is good and I love it.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

VideoGames posted:

Souls Sunday was such a huge success!!

I beat:
Grave lord Nito first try.
The lady from the painted world.
The guardian in the start of Oolacile
And Artorias (which I am really proud of).

Just a fantastic time today and even with my goofy cry of joy at beating Artorias I feel fantastic :3:

Soul streaming is good and I love it.

Nice work! You're getting towards the end. :)

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees





Development Requirements
GMP: 670,000
R&D: 25
Development Time
72 minutes
Unlock Requirements
Requires procurement of Quiet's Examination Report (Key Item)

Simone Magus
Sep 30, 2020

by VideoGames

Paracelsus posted:

Goons confirmed as Gnostics.

I am, but goons as a whole really don't like fruity mysticism

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Speaking of uncomfortably horny, this Wall Market chapter *tugs collar*

Simone Magus
Sep 30, 2020

by VideoGames

haveblue posted:

Speaking of uncomfortably horny, this Wall Market chapter *tugs collar*

Yeah it owns :colbert:

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Simone Magus posted:

Yeah it owns :colbert:

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




haveblue posted:

Speaking of uncomfortably horny, this Wall Market chapter *tugs collar*

Yeah the fact that people are so blase about sacrificing women to the lusts of Don Corneo really makes that whole town loving weird.

https://twitter.com/bobvids/status/1368360322277457921

Simone Magus
Sep 30, 2020

by VideoGames
They're gonna have to pull an ET on all those Anthem copies now

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



The Anthem of Creation...

Edit: oh right I don't think this thread has been exposed to it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jalmlrrvEp4

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

I just finished Rage 2. It has maybe the shortest main quest of any open world game I've ever played. You do like what feels like 6 or 7 missions and then it's over.

Did anyone here get the DLC? Any use? Is it more of the same or is there anything different about it? I see there's one called Terrormania and one called Rise of Ghosts.

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BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



CharlieFoxtrot posted:

The Anthem of Creation...

Edit: oh right I don't think this thread has been exposed to it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jalmlrrvEp4

legend.



ten years from now kids will ask what it was like in the beforetimes and we can just hand them this song

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