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Shibawanko posted:Short men (under 175 cm) invariably have some form of short man syndrome and should not be allowed in positions of power since they cannot be trusted to wield it justly and in the name of righteousness. Good job excluding the majority of latino population
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CYBEReris posted:the only reason to play mobas in 2019 is to make gamers mad at you by playing Techies in Dota 2 or Singed in LoL Singed was ruined after they nerfed proxy farming.
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Temaukel posted:Good job excluding the majority of latino population I'm from Holland, Americans are all way too short. Even British people are ridiculously short.
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May 14, 2019 17:43
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Shibawanko posted:Short men (under 175 cm) invariably have some form of short man syndrome and should not be allowed in positions of power since they cannot be trusted to wield it justly and in the name of righteousness. It's obvious! Short people don't have the ground clearance for good cosmic reception. brb making a tinfoil reciever so I can finally chill out
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https://twitter.com/PrettyBadLefty/status/1128014185743441920?s=19
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If you approach someone you don't know, for whatever reason (trying to sign someone for a charity in the street, asking for directions, starting a conversation in the supermarket, anything really) the person you approach is well within their right to be a rude rear end in a top hat to you, and you don't get to complain when they tell you to gently caress off. That's the risk you take when you decide to interrupt and talk to someone you don't know. You have no idea the day they've had, and there's literally no obligation for them to be nice to you. People should be allowed to be miserable without judgement is what I'm getting that, without having to pretend to be cheerful for other people's benefit
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May 15, 2019 00:01
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are you allowed to tell someone to gently caress off if they stumble up to you asking you to call 911 because they're dying
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May 15, 2019 00:09
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yeah I eat rear end posted:are you allowed to tell someone to gently caress off if they stumble up to you asking you to call 911 because they're dying Yeah, I'm not paying for a 911 call
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May 15, 2019 00:14
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yeah I eat rear end posted:are you allowed to tell someone to gently caress off if they stumble up to you asking you to call 911 because they're dying Yes. Take that socialist 911 bullshit back to communist Russia where it belongs! You call them a for profit ambulance from a privately owned hospital.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Yes. Take that socialist 911 bullshit back to communist Russia where it belongs! You call them a for profit ambulance from a privately owned hospital. I never thought of this. It's a win-win - I help my fellow man while also supporting a local business.
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CityMidnightJunky posted:If you approach someone you don't know, for whatever reason (trying to sign someone for a charity in the street, asking for directions, starting a conversation in the supermarket, anything really) the person you approach is well within their right to be a rude rear end in a top hat to you, and you don't get to complain when they tell you to gently caress off. That's the risk you take when you decide to interrupt and talk to someone you don't know. You have no idea the day they've had, and there's literally no obligation for them to be nice to you. People should be allowed to be miserable without judgement is what I'm getting that, without having to pretend to be cheerful for other people's benefit Citizens (or authorized guests) are permitted to approach other citizens at a frequency not to exceed once every 90 minutes and ask a single Level-1 question. A citizen must either answer honestly or politely decline to answer said question. If the asker probes further for a second question, or the question is not a sanctioned level-1 question, the askee may respond as they feel appropriate. A level-1 question is defined as any shallow, surface-level inquiry which directly aids in commercial or pro-social activity. Examples of such a question include but are not limited to: -Where is the bathroom? -Do you have the time? -How can I find <x>? -Lovely weather, isn't it? Prohibited questions include, but are not limited to: -How about those <sports teams>? -catcalling or other forms of harassment -solicitation of goods or services -the forbidden obelisk
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May 15, 2019 00:22
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I like having spiders around for some reason. I almost never squash them or move them. As long as it's not something I know is super poisonous or like, an infestation they are welcome to hang out in my abode.
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May 15, 2019 06:30
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There has been a big push on the internet supporting having as many spiders in your home as you can, and I'm not falling for it, spider lobbyists. It's impressive that you learned to type and all, but the only way you're getting a free ride in my place is if you do it by stealth. Like imagine a guest comes in and sees a spider in every room. If they aren't freaked out by them (they will be), and you say the standard line that they control the population of worse bugs, they'll just assume your place is infested with dangerous insects or roaches, because the spiders have got to be eating something. It's not a good look.
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May 15, 2019 11:40
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I don't mind having huntsmans in my house because they don't make webs and they'll kill the kinds of spiders that do - daddies long-legs, for example, which I hate to see around because there's going to be web everywhere. I still usually don't bother killing or moving them though.
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May 15, 2019 13:58
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veni veni veni posted:I like having spiders around for some reason. I almost never squash them or move them. As long as it's not something I know is super poisonous or like, an infestation they are welcome to hang out in my abode. Spiders are our allies in the fight against insects!
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May 15, 2019 14:00
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Solice Kirsk posted:Spiders are our allies in the fight against insects! 
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Spiders can hang out near the entrances to my home but once they’re in my business they’re getting smashed. I stayed for a summer at a friend’s old rear end house that’s near the woods and has windows open all the time because they don’t have central air. It’s full of huge spiders and I was on edge basically all the time. Centipedes prevent insects too but I’d rather be dealing with ants than ever have to loving look at one of those nightmare creatures.
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May 15, 2019 14:34
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if bugs, arthropods, etc. leave me alone i leave them alone. major exception is pre-emptive self defense strikes on mosquitos and other bloodsuckers.
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The world needs a new Trauma Center game
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May 15, 2019 17:55
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Spiders are fine unless they’re brown recluses or in my bed. The ones that show up in clean homes are totally chill. My childhood home had recluses and one got my mom. Ouch! A stranger asking for medical assistance is the only acceptable reason for them to approach. E: Demon Days is the best album of all time Edgar Allen Ho has a new favorite as of 03:25 on May 16, 2019 |
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Drinking nothing but juice for a single day is not a "cleanse". I thought this person was going to do one of those 3 week things which, while full of bullshit pseudoscience and fake promises and health risks, at least required dedication. But no, I was spammed all day about this person's juices and after like 12 hours, it was over, and she wants pats on the back for "making it through". Summary PHUO: If you encourage a friend blindly with "you rock! you're awesome!" platitudes, you are doing more harm than good. Actually do something of note and then maybe ask for your accolades. Waking up and consuming water and nutrients to sustain you through the day is not an achievement to brag about.
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May 17, 2019 02:48
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Drinking nothing but juice for a single day is not a "cleanse". I thought this person was going to do one of those 3 week things which, while full of bullshit pseudoscience and fake promises and health risks, at least required dedication. But no, I was spammed all day about this person's juices and after like 12 hours, it was over, and she wants pats on the back for "making it through". What is an achievement to brag about? What counts for that? Anyway, I don't participate in social media much but the whole point, as I understand it, is to gather likes and use that to replace meaning in your life. So if you get enough likes on your weak rear end update, you won and get to be happy for another day.
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doverhog posted:What is an achievement to brag about? What counts for that? Anyway, I don't participate in social media much but the whole point, as I understand it, is to gather likes and use that to replace meaning in your life. So if you get enough likes on your weak rear end update, you won and get to be happy for another day. Well I think there's a distinction between a post saying "I have decided that I am going to start preparing for a half marathon next year" and "I am 6 months in to preparing for the half marathon, here's where i'm at". One day of a "juice cleanse" (one day out of one day), even if you believe that "juice cleanses" actually do anything, isn't anything. It's the equivalent of going to the gym on new years day and posting about how you "made your fat cry". Get back to me when you've made demonstrable progress.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Well I think there's a distinction between a post saying "I have decided that I am going to start preparing for a half marathon next year" and "I am 6 months in to preparing for the half marathon, here's where i'm at". One day of a "juice cleanse" (one day out of one day), even if you believe that "juice cleanses" actually do anything, isn't anything. It's the equivalent of going to the gym on new years day and posting about how you "made your fat cry". Get back to me when you've made demonstrable progress. That's fair. Kinda like saving the money first vs using a credit card. And by that I mean they both have their upsides, and downsides...
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Ewan MacGregor and Danny Devito’s accents in Big Fish ruin it. Devito I can forgive, especially since “Danny Devito doing a terrible southern accent” fits his character as a showman huckster/werewolf, but MacGregor no. British actors are usually really good at doing american accents. Especially compared to the reverse. I know he can do better.
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I saw that there's a rumor that Robert Pattinson is gonna be the new Batman, and people online are mad about it because he was in Twilight. If you're still mad about Twilight, the movies for little girls from over a decade ago, just fuckin sterilize yourself. Your genes have no value and the world will not mourn your passing.
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Twilight is for middle aged women not girls.
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Gripweed posted:I saw that there's a rumor that Robert Pattinson is gonna be the new Batman, and people online are mad about it because he was in Twilight. Robert Pattinson is actually a pretty good actor. Good Time was probably the most underrated movies of 2017.
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Gripweed posted:If you're still a...li...ve... just fuckin sterilize yourself. ...genes have no value and the world will not mourn your passing.
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MizPiz posted:Robert Pattinson is actually a pretty good actor. Not good enough to hide his obvious contempt for Twilight.
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Gripweed posted:I saw that there's a rumor that Robert Pattinson is gonna be the new Batman, and people online are mad about it because he was in Twilight. I wouldn't say I'm "mad" exactly, but they really are god-awful movies. Like the scene where they've broken up and she's screaming at night all the time and the baseball scene, even if i'm alone I feel compelled to change the channel just to make sure nobody catches me watching it. No other movie makes me feel so uncomfortable. The part about thinking they can't be in other movies is dumb though I agree. Specifically with batman, I don't know why people give a poo poo who the actor is considering the character is in a near-full face mask most of the time. Anything has got to be better than the goofy christian bale weird voice having batman. They could even bring back George Clooney or ben affleck and it'd be an improvement over christian.
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Doctor Spaceman posted:Not good enough to hide his obvious contempt for Twilight. I don’t think he’s really trying. Some of those interviews are amazing.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I wouldn't say I'm "mad" exactly, but they really are god-awful movies. Like the scene where they've broken up and she's screaming at night all the time and the baseball scene, even if i'm alone I feel compelled to change the channel just to make sure nobody catches me watching it. No other movie makes me feel so uncomfortable. gently caress you, you loving gently caress.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I wouldn't say I'm "mad" exactly, but they really are god-awful movies. The only one I've seen was Breaking Dawn Part 1, but it was really good. I meant to watch the others as well to see if they're also good, but I never get around to watching movies. I'll go "this TV show is 40 minutes - great, I'll watch six episodes" but for some reason a single 90-minute movie puts me off.
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Sunswipe posted:gently caress you, you loving gently caress. what seems to be your boggle? are you just super pro-christian bale or did george/ben do something to hurt you? Tiggum posted:The only one I've seen was Breaking Dawn Part 1, but it was really good. I meant to watch the others as well to see if they're also good, but I never get around to watching movies. I'll go "this TV show is 40 minutes - great, I'll watch six episodes" but for some reason a single 90-minute movie puts me off. There's a marathon of them on I think TBS/FX in a couple hours if you want to suffer through them. I'm probably going to put them on at some point just because when it comes to TV I tend to be drawn to things I actively dislike.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:what seems to be your boggle? are you just super pro-christian bale or did george/ben do something to hurt you?
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Gripweed posted:I saw that there's a rumor that Robert Pattinson is gonna be the new Batman, and people online are mad about it because he was in Twilight. TBF it also gave us the 50 shades series and we’re only just now beginning to recover as a society
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christmas boots posted:TBF it also gave us the 50 shades series and we’re only just now beginning to recover as a society There is no recovery, it only gets worse. This is true of everything.
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