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anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

Al! posted:

was that the one where the guy spent all of his Kickstarter money relocating to Portland?
that one is this one but iirc he's been issuing refunds for it

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computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

anthonypants posted:

that one is this one but iirc he's been issuing refunds for it

nope, mine is "that which sleeps"

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Soricidus posted:

i will keep it as a reminder that i, too, am a shameful idiot
idk, i got sth like 75% roi on mine

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
latest star citizen news: they made a controller nah just kidding it's a picture of a controller

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

holy poo poo i'm dying

minivanmegafun
Jul 27, 2004

I'm the RSI warning for Repetitive Strain Injury

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

old news, you need to follow Derek Smart's thread in games

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

Sweevo posted:

holy poo poo i'm dying



it's everything I could have dreamed of

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
maybe the idea of star citizen was the game all along and claims of making a space sim were just in-world narrative

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
the star citizens were inside us all along

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
the "the homer" of joysticks

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...

hobbesmaster posted:

old news, you need to follow Derek Smart's thread in games

chortle, no

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Sweevo posted:

holy poo poo i'm dying



it really needs the forward-back slider thing for the left hand

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




prefect posted:

it really needs the forward-back slider thing for the left hand
also someone with flight sim experience to look at it
also it's saitek so piss, even if nothing before that has led you to this conclusion

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

prefect posted:

it really needs the forward-back slider thing for the left hand
in america we call this a "throttle"

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

anthonypants posted:

in america we call this a "throttle"

i forget words sometimes :corsair:

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

Sweevo posted:

holy poo poo i'm dying



i'm the mouse pointer

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

prefect posted:

it really needs the forward-back slider thing for the left hand

it's got one, it's just very ugly and misshapen futuristic

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Mister Sinewave posted:

Just looked it up and dang he or she is on version 3 now and more expensive, guess it's a thing for them.

https://zvukolom.org/product/elektrosluch-3-pre-order/

open source. cool

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

prefect posted:

i forget words sometimes :corsair:
it's also in the image

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

anthonypants posted:

it's also in the image

i don't read every little word that's in thin blue lines on a blue background :rant:

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

:monocle: Go Joanna!

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006


same

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

MrMoo posted:

:monocle: Go Joanna!


lol i lost it at

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

MrMoo posted:

:monocle: Go Joanna!


5

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
can't wait for some connector in the belt to short out and engulf the wearer in an explosive ring of fire and metal shards

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
universal serial belt

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
the kickstarter page for the belt is here https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/iontechwear/the-ion-belt-sleek-safe-and-stylish-portable-charg

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
can we get a bottle opener on the belt please

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

can't wait for some connector in the belt to short out and engulf the wearer in an explosive ring of fire and metal shards

suicide belt 2.0

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
someone kickstart my open source terrorism campaign

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

can't wait for some connector in the belt to short out and engulf the wearer in an explosive ring of fire and metal shards

can't wait for someone to get their belt confiscated and thrown away by airport security

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc
belt only goes to 44 inch waist, cutting out a huge potential market

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
*removes belt to plug into usb charger*



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMwhl4IrPNc&t=33s

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Syncopated posted:

can we get a bottle opener on the belt please

*sidles up to woman at a bar, grabs fresh beer bottle from her hand*

"allow me, m'lady"

*jam's bottle into crotch, gyrates hips until cap pops off, soaking pants in suds*

*tips hat*

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Syncopated posted:

can we get a bottle opener on the belt please

lol if you don't know how to open a bottle on a belt buckle, you're probably the sort of nerd this thing is aimed at

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
lol if you can't open a beer bottle with your bare hands

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
lol if you don't just bite the neck off of a beer bottle

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
if you can't just absorb the beer through the unopened bottle you are human garbage

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Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
i use another beer bottle to open my beer

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