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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

super macho dude posted:

Has the completely terrible slasher flick "Girls Gone Dead" featuring Jerry Lawler been shown yet? I caught it on Cinemax last week, and bah gawd it was a stinker.

I think it was shown recently, but I'm not sure.

Either way, Nutriaman terror starts now!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

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UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



IMDB message board knows what's what.

quote:

Dan did so much to help out Holly in this movie. You think Holly would have been a little bit affectionate towards Dan.

I know it is just a movie, but come on Holly.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

I think everyone in that last movie needed to have seen The ABCs of Sexual Education for Trainables

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

i want to watch a wrestling who will show up in a half hour to watch it with me


http://psp-tv.com/r/riptest

oatgan fucked around with this message at 01:35 on Oct 19, 2014

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

oatgan posted:

i want to watch a wrestling who will show up in a half hour to watch it with me

I will, I was gonna put on KOPW but it was in parts and I felt lazy so I will watch whatever.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

oatgan posted:

i want to watch a wrestling who will show up in a half hour to watch it with me


http://psp-tv.com/r/riptest

it's on and it's still a mystery

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Which At 17 movies have we watched? I saw Guilty at 17 and Missing at 17 on LMN today.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Luigi Thirty posted:

Which At 17 movies have we watched? I saw Guilty at 17 and Missing at 17 on LMN today.

HOW ARE THERE MORE?

We've watched Stalked at 17: The Chad Brony Story, Accused at 17, Betrayed at 17 and Fugitive at 17.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

MassRafTer posted:

HOW ARE THERE MORE?

We've watched Stalked at 17: The Chad Brony Story, Accused at 17, Betrayed at 17 and Fugitive at 17.

We haven't seen Guilty at 17, Missing at 17, or Dead at 17!

Luigi Thirty fucked around with this message at 07:05 on Oct 20, 2014

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



I know the titles are inaccurate half the time (what the gently caress, Student Seduction?!) but Dead at 17 sounds like it lacks tension.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

I know the titles are inaccurate half the time (what the gently caress, Student Seduction?!) but Dead at 17 sounds like it lacks tension.

Maybe it's a movie about a teenaged poltergeist who's all pissed off and murdering those who killed her. (It's always her.)

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Lifetime movies are some of the most passive sexist racist poo poo I've ever seen. Its so glorious.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011




5 minutes!
http://psp-tv.com/r/junkyarddoge

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

You sick gently caress. You sick gently caress.

Dario the Wop
Oct 11, 2007

Hell-Sent, Heaven-Bent
Probably already said, but bears repeating Whoopi did this film only under threat of legal action.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Souled Out 98 starts in 10!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

Daryl Surat
Apr 6, 2002

I don't care what you say about this post, but if anyone steps on my bunion, I'll kill them!
Wed 8 PM http://psp-tv.com/r/channelofdoom it's 2 hours of Japanese/indy pro wrestling. Flippy-dos and [NOT DEEDLEY DEE] potatoes:

95-08-12 - The Great Sasuke vs Super Delfin (MPro)
89-05-06 - Tokyo Sweethearts [Manami Toyota & Mima Shimoda] vs Dream Orca [Toshiyo Yamada & Etsuko Mita] (AJW)
14-06-15 - Zack Sabre Jr vs Shinsuke Nakamura (RevPro)
14-10-05 - Jimmyz [Jimmy Susumu & Jimmy Kagetora] vs Millennials [T-Hawk & Eita] (DG)
14-08-31 - Kenny Omega vs Ricochet (PWG)
14-10-12 - Tomohiro Ishii vs Yujiro Takahashi (NJPW)

This channel is for people who value the distinction between a headscissors and a hurricanrana. And appreciate that the name of that tag team curtain jerking the first Wrestlemarinpiad is DREAM ORCA.

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!

Daryl Surat posted:

Wed 8 PM http://psp-tv.com/r/channelofdoom it's 2 hours of Japanese/indy pro wrestling. Flippy-dos and [NOT DEEDLEY DEE] potatoes:

95-08-12 - The Great Sasuke vs Super Delfin (MPro)
89-05-06 - Tokyo Sweethearts [Manami Toyota & Mima Shimoda] vs Dream Orca [Toshiyo Yamada & Etsuko Mita] (AJW)
14-06-15 - Zack Sabre Jr vs Shinsuke Nakamura (RevPro)
14-10-05 - Jimmyz [Jimmy Susumu & Jimmy Kagetora] vs Millennials [T-Hawk & Eita] (DG)
14-08-31 - Kenny Omega vs Ricochet (PWG)
14-10-12 - Tomohiro Ishii vs Yujiro Takahashi (NJPW)

This channel is for people who value the distinction between a headscissors and a hurricanrana. And appreciate that the name of that tag team curtain jerking the first Wrestlemarinpiad is DREAM ORCA.

hey just saying that I never really stay in your room for the full rotation, I'm never able to be in there for the livewatch but I use most of your posts as reference for future viewing decisions and thank you for taking the time to curate and post a collection of good-rear end wrestling matches. There's not enough "let's just watch some good-rear end wrestling and tell each other about it" in the world. Somehow.

maxallen
Nov 22, 2006

I'm watching Tanahashi vs. Styles
http://psp-tv.com/r/ye_olde_raw

maxallen
Nov 22, 2006

Tonight at 9 PM:



Last time on Ye Olde Raw:

The strangest match with the NOD vs Bart Gunn, Flash Funk, and Goldust. Highlight of the match was Farooq standing over Flash Funk yelling "Dis is a black redneck!"
Meanwhile a strange giant lady in the crowd attacks Marlena!
Furnas and LaFon put on a great match against Bulldog and Owen. Even Bulldog got his workrate on! Bulldog is pissed as gently caress at Owen for cheating to get DQ'd after he hits one of them with his Slammy award. Looks like a face/heel tag team?
Final Four rules match for the WWF Championship. That is, battle royal rules with pinfalls and submissions. Bret Hart wins over Steve Austin, Undertaker, and Vader. Vader got a double crimson mask which was sick and awesome, eventually had to remove his mask because he couldn't see to fight.

On Raw, the next day:
Sid is scheduled for a match vs Bret for the WWF Championship. Steve runs in before the bell rings, and accidentally injures Sid. It's ok though, later on in the show Gorilla Monsoon promises there WILL be a WWF Championship match!
Owen has a singles match against Flash Funk, Bulldog comes in and helps Owen cheat to win.
The mystery giant woman appears again, and once again attacks Marlena during a Goldust vs HHH segment, shaking her around like a rag doll.
HTM does guest commentary.
PAUL E DANGEROUSLY, PAUL HEYMAN calls in and challenges Jerry Lawler to have a match with one of his guys in ECW next week at the Manhattan Center, after Lawler went on forever and ever about how no one's ever heard of ECW and no one cares.
Finally, Sid vs Bret. Once again, Steve Austin runs in and hits Bret with a chair while he's got the sharpshooter on Sid. Sid pins Bret after a powerbomb, and Sid is our NEW WWF CHAMPION!
*DONG*
*DONG*
*DONG*
The Undertaker comes out, and stares down Sid!

We're on the road to Wrestlemania 13!
Just RAW tonight, no PPVs.

Join us at http://psp-tv.com/r/ye_olde_raw

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Movie night is starting a bit later tonight, 8:30 PM tonight. We've got At 17 classics and Christianity.

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/cesarowns I'm gonna be syncing Halloween Havoc 1999 in about 10 minutes (so 10 EST/9 Central)

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
As I was debating resubscribing to the Network I remembered the Night of Champions finish and how stupid it was given the card we got this month, so I'm not. Instead I am hoping to forgive WWE for its sins by watching Christian movies!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

The Moment After will air at 8:30, til then Memphis!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
We're watching Hard Rock Zombies. If you like hair metal, Nazis, pedophilia or I guess zombies come check it out.

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

Sick of WWE's booking decisions? Just want something cool to watch during the boring segments of Raw?

I'll be showing Saturday's New Japan card featuring Round 1 of the Super Junior Tag Tournament tonight at 8 PM in http://www.psp-tv.com/r/konesaar. Due to declining subscription numbers I've been forced to sell a few 30 second ad spots, but nothing that should interfere with your viewing enjoyment.


1. CHAOS (YTR, Gedo, and YOSHI-HASHI) vs. Suzuki-gun (Suzuki, TAKA, and Iizuka)
2. Makabe, Naito, Ibushi, Honma, Captain vs Bullet Club (KA, Gallows, Fale, Yujiro, Tonga)
3. Super Jr Tag Rd 1: Mascara Dorada and BUSHI vs. reDRagon
4. Super Jr Tag Rd 1: Ryusuke Taguchi and Fuego vs. Suzuki-gun(Taichi and Desperado)
5. Super Jr Tag Rd 1: Jushin Liger and Tiger Mask IV vs. Young Bucks
6. Super Jr Tag Rd 1: Time Splitters vs. Forever Hooligans
7. Main Event: Tanahashi, Shibata, and Goto vs. CHAOS (Okada, Nakamura, and Ishii)

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Thauros posted:

Sick of WWE's booking decisions? Just want something cool to watch during the boring segments of Raw?

I'll be showing Saturday's New Japan card featuring Round 1 of the Super Junior Tag Tournament tonight at 8 PM in http://www.psp-tv.com/r/konesaar. Due to declining subscription numbers I've been forced to sell a few 30 second ad spots, but nothing that should interfere with your viewing enjoyment.


1. CHAOS (YTR, Gedo, and YOSHI-HASHI) vs. Suzuki-gun (Suzuki, TAKA, and Iizuka)
2. Makabe, Naito, Ibushi, Honma, Captain vs Bullet Club (KA, Gallows, Fale, Yujiro, Tonga)
3. Super Jr Tag Rd 1: Mascara Dorada and BUSHI vs. reDRagon
4. Super Jr Tag Rd 1: Ryusuke Taguchi and Fuego vs. Suzuki-gun(Taichi and Desperado)
5. Super Jr Tag Rd 1: Jushin Liger and Tiger Mask IV vs. Young Bucks
6. Super Jr Tag Rd 1: Time Splitters vs. Forever Hooligans
7. Main Event: Tanahashi, Shibata, and Goto vs. CHAOS (Okada, Nakamura, and Ishii)

This OP has a boner for NJPW.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

coconono posted:

This OP has a boner for NJPW.

You should show some BJW some time. That's usually fun.

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

At 7:40 (15 minutes) I'll be showing a short '60s experimental Soviet animated film called The Glass Harmonica before the KING OF SPORTS at 8.

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/konesaar

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Nitro tonight! The first 3 hour Nitro! Souled Out Fallout!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

Daryl Surat
Apr 6, 2002

I don't care what you say about this post, but if anyone steps on my bunion, I'll kill them!
Wed 8 PM http://psp-tv.com/r/channelofdoom I provide two more hours of flips and bloodshed:

84-04-01 - Mimi Hagiwara vs Tarantula, Double Retirement (AJW)
95-09-17 - Bison Kimura vs Aja Kong (AJW)
14-10-18 - Chris Hero vs Yuji Nagata (NOAH)
11-11-19 - Ricochet vs PAC (DG)
14-10-13 - Tetsuya Naito vs Kazuchika Okada (NJPW)
12-05-25 - Super Smash Brothers [Player Uno & Stupefied] vs Young Bucks [Nick Jackson & Matt Jackson], No DQ (PWG)

For the record: the first match isn't what I'd call good, but it's good for a reference point. I've had to abandon Youtube due to copyright strikes, so if you get a "no players found" error either update your Adobe Flash Player or try viewing the page in Google Chrome. There's nothing I can do about it on my end.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Join us in a few minutes for the 3rd to last Cowboy Who?

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

Nitro in 30.

maxallen
Nov 22, 2006

Tonight starting at 6:30 (if I can make it at that time)7:30:



followed by (at 8 PM9 PM scheduled):



Your card for Wrestlemania 13:

Four Way Elimination match for WWF Tag Team #1 Contendership: Doug Furnas & Philip LaFon vs. The Godwinns (Henry O. Godwinn & Phineas I. Godwinn) (w/Hillbilly Jim) vs. The Head Bangers (Mosh & Thrasher) vs. The New Blackjacks (Blackjack Bradshaw & Blackjack Windham)
Rocky Maivia (c) vs The Sultan (w/ Bob Backlund & The Iron Sheik) for the WWF Intercontinental Championship
Goldust (w/ Marlena) vs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley (w/ Chyna)
Owen Hart & The British Bulldog (c) vs. Mankind & Vader (w/ Paul Bearer) for the WWF Tag Team Championship
BRET HART VS STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN IN A NO HOLDS BARRED SUBMISSION MATCH WITH GUEST REFEREE KEN SHAMROCK (meltz: *****)
Ahmed Johnson & The Legion Of Doom (Road Warrior Animal & Road Warrior Hawk) vs. The Nation Of Domination (Crush, Faarooq & Savio Vega) (w/Clarence Mason)
Sycho Sid (c) vs. The Undertaker for the WWF World Heavyweight Championship (I wonder who will win)

But...
Last time on Ye Olde Raw:

RAW IS WAR has begun!

But before that:
The Manhattan Center:
ECW invades, stuff happens. They promise a BIG SURPRISE.
The big surprise? The Legion of Doom.

Germany:
Rocky got bashed in the head with the urn while fighting Vader for the IC belt.
Chyna is protecting Trips.
Flash Funk fights Headshrinker Fatu... I mean Rikishi... I mean the Sultan! The Sultan wins, then Bob Backlund comes out with the Iron Sheik and screams incoherently. Apparently he likes the Sultan.
Sid cuts promos. They own. He truly is the master and the ruler of the world.
Ahmed Johnson yells at Farooq. Farooq yells at Ahmed Johnson. Ahmed promises to have help at Wrestlemania!
Sid vs Mankind for the WWF Championship. Sid defeats Mankind.
and then what we were all waiting for...
The British Bulldog vs Owen Hart for the WWF European Championship
Great match, Bulldog squeaks out a win.

RAW IS WAR:
NEW INTRO (Beautiful People)
NEW ACTUAL TITANTRON
NEW ACTUAL LIGHTS
Jesus, it's like a brand new show. Seriously, all of a sudden Raw doesn't look like it was taped for public access in a bingo hall.
Rocky Maivia beats a jobber. Out comes the Sultan, Backlund, and the Sheik to yell at Rocky. Out comes Tony Atlas to support Rocky. Bob Backlund is still incomprehensible, but I still love him.
Lucha dudes fight. I have no idea (Pierroth, Heavy Metal, & Pentagon defeated Latin Lover, Hector Garza, & Octagon)
Ahmed Johnson destroys a jobber. Out comes Farooq. He says Ahmed reminds him of his uncle tom stepfather, and says Ahmed has no friends. Ahmed reveals his friends, it's THE LEGION OF DOOM.
The Blackjacks (that's JBL's gimmick #2 for you) come out. Assless Chaps. They win (by DQ) in a match for the tag belts against Owen and DBS. DBS shoved the ref.
Some Puerto Rican jobber (I think he's feuding with Savio Vega?) beat Al Snow.
Billy Gunn defeats jockstrap face
Goldust beats a jobber. Trips and Chyna attack Goldust and Marlena.
Vader & Mankind vs. Sid and Taker. Vader and Mankind win after the "uneasy" (That's kinda generous, they were forced into this match and hate each other) alliance breaks down and Sid powerbombs Taker, and Vader gets the pin. After the match, Vader tries to powerbomb Taker, but only Sid is allowed to powerbomb Taker, and Sid saves him.

Next Week on Raw:
Bret Hart vs. Sid for the WWF Championship in a STEEL CAGE MATCH. You won't want to miss this. Really.
Spoilers: Bret Hart heel turn incoming.

Reminder, that's 6:30, 7:30 with WM13 starting at 8 PM 9 PM, only on YE OLDE RAW IS WAR (EDLO EY)

http://psp-tv.com/r/ye_olde_raw

PS: Sorry Bubba, needed a new logo.

maxallen fucked around with this message at 23:01 on Oct 29, 2014

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


maxallen posted:

The Blackjacks (that's JBL's gimmick #2 for you) come out. Assless Chaps. They win (by DQ) in a match for the tag belts against Owen and DBS. DBS shoved the ref.

You forgot one of the Blackjacks telling Owen he has a pretty mouth. I feel that shouldn't be forgotten.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

http://psp-tv.com/r/FunMemes

Come watch PWG ya nerds (DDT4 right now, aka Generico's last PWG show)

maxallen
Nov 22, 2006

WM 13 is on. Goldust vs Trips is on right now, 2 matches away from Austin vs Bret.

http://psp-tv.com/r/ye_olde_raw

So far it's poo poo. Come help us make fun of the poo poo.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Bret/Austin is starting now.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight at 8 PM: ROBOVAMPIRE!

It's spoooooky!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

at 8:00 I'm going to show a whole bunch of NOAH round robin tournament thing broken up with some undercard tag team matches in http://psp-tv.com/r/riptest

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

Bad news is that RealHero has added a bunch of AJPW and DDT stuff today but still doesn't have today's NJPW show up so it looks like I might not be able to show that tonight as I'd have liked.

Good news is that there was a big Dragon Gate PPV this past weekend at a sold out Osaka Bodymaker Colosseum. Show was headlined by an Open the Dream Gate title match between champion BxB Hulk and challenger Akira Tozawa and a Millenials tag title defense and I'll show that instead unless it goes up quick.


8 PM, http://www.psp-tv.com/r/konesaar

CARD

1. Yosuke:h:Santa Maria,Mr "High Tension" Kotoka, and Yuga Hayashi vs, Don Fuji, Super Shisha, and Hollywood Stalker Ichikawa(Team Veteran Returns)

2. Jimmy Kagetora and Jimmy Kagetora & Mr. Quu Quu Tanizaki Naoki Toyonaka Dolphin (Jimmyz) vs Punch Tominaga & Mondai Ryu (Mad Blankey)

3. Open the Brave Gate Championship:Flamita(c)(Millenials) vs. Jimmy Kanda (Jimmyz)

4. Shingo Takagi, Masato Yoshino & Shachihoko BOY (Monster Express) vs Masaaki Mochizuki, Dragon Kid & Big R Shimizu (Dia.HEARTS)

5. BxB Hulk & Katsuhiko Nakajima vs Akira Tozawa & Katsu

6. Open the Triangle Gate Championship:Ryo 'Jimmy' Saito, Jimmy Susumu & Genki Horiguchi H.A.Gee.Mee!! (Jimmyz)(c) vs YAMATO, Naruki Doi & Cyber Kong(Mad Blankey)

7. Open the Twin Gate Championship:T-Hawk & Eita(c)(Millenials) vs CIMA & Gamma (Team Veteran Returns)

8. Open the Dream Gate Championship:BxB Hulk(c) (Dia.HEARTS) vs. Akira Tozawa (Monster Express)

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NotQuiteQuentin
Jan 29, 2005

BIG OVER
College Slice

Thauros posted:

Bad news is that RealHero has added a bunch of AJPW and DDT stuff today but still doesn't have today's NJPW show up so it looks like I might not be able to show that tonight as I'd have liked.

Good news is that there was a big Dragon Gate PPV this past weekend at a sold out Osaka Bodymaker Colosseum. Show was headlined by an Open the Dream Gate title match between champion BxB Hulk and challenger Akira Tozawa and a Millenials tag title defense and I'll show that instead unless it goes up quick.


8 PM, http://www.psp-tv.com/r/konesaar

CARD

1. Yosuke:h:Santa Maria,Mr "High Tension" Kotoka, and Yuga Hayashi vs, Don Fuji, Super Shisha, and Hollywood Stalker Ichikawa(Team Veteran Returns)

2. Jimmy Kagetora and Jimmy Kagetora & Mr. Quu Quu Tanizaki Naoki Toyonaka Dolphin (Jimmyz) vs Punch Tominaga & Mondai Ryu (Mad Blankey)

3. Open the Brave Gate Championship:Flamita(c)(Millenials) vs. Jimmy Kanda (Jimmyz)

4. Shingo Takagi, Masato Yoshino & Shachihoko BOY (Monster Express) vs Masaaki Mochizuki, Dragon Kid & Big R Shimizu (Dia.HEARTS)

5. BxB Hulk & Katsuhiko Nakajima vs Akira Tozawa & Katsu

6. Open the Triangle Gate Championship:Ryo 'Jimmy' Saito, Jimmy Susumu & Genki Horiguchi H.A.Gee.Mee!! (Jimmyz)(c) vs YAMATO, Naruki Doi & Cyber Kong(Mad Blankey)

7. Open the Twin Gate Championship:T-Hawk & Eita(c)(Millenials) vs CIMA & Gamma (Team Veteran Returns)

8. Open the Dream Gate Championship:BxB Hulk(c) (Dia.HEARTS) vs. Akira Tozawa (Monster Express)

The top two matches on this card were AMAZING. Definitely worth watching. And Big R Shimizu is going to be a stud in a few years time. Dragon Gate's producing the best young talent in the world.

EDIT: Also the main event preview video might be the best piece of storytelling I've seen in a while. You don't really need a translation for it, it's that transcendent.

NotQuiteQuentin fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Nov 3, 2014

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