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Snow Cone Capone: Jul 31, 2003

Dr. Faustus posted:

Shut up, japanu~~ princess. My guitars are gorgeous and you identify with ... whatever that Japanime crap is. I win by default.

KING OF THE THREAD

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CannedMacabre posted:

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Renegret: May 26, 2007; THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

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Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Dr. Faustus posted:

Shut up, japanu~~ princess. My guitars are gorgeous and you identify with ... whatever that Japanime crap is. I win by default.

Stop posting.

OP your cello bass guitar thing makes me really uncomfortable to look at. I hate you for creating/owning it but at the same time I kinda want to try it.

# ? Jan 5, 2014 15:14

Hustle Hound: Oct 21, 2012; all is known

Dr. Faustus posted:

Shut up, japanu~~ princess. My guitars are gorgeous and you identify with ... whatever that Japanime crap is. I win by default.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJz0c981F7U

# ? Jan 5, 2014 15:18

zwdzk: Dec 12, 2012; smug

Dr. Faustus posted:

Shut up, japanu~~ princess. My guitars are gorgeous and you identify with ... whatever that Japanime crap is. I win by default.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur8ftRFb2Ac

# ? Jan 5, 2014 15:19

Fucked-Up Little Dog: Aug 26, 2008; Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0; Scratchmo

Dr. Faustus posted:

Shut up, japanu~~ princess. My guitars are gorgeous and you identify with ... whatever that Japanime crap is. I win by default.

# ? Jan 5, 2014 15:26

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

El Estrago Bonito posted:

I dont get people who name their instruments. If named mine it would be called "bitch" because that's what I yell at it when it doesnt do what I want.

that's probably because you suck, there's nothing wrong with your guitar

# ? Jan 5, 2014 15:56

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

Dr. Faustus posted:

Shut up, japanu~~ princess. My guitars are gorgeous and you identify with ... whatever that Japanime crap is. I win by default.

KING OF THREAD

# ? Jan 5, 2014 15:57

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

maybe dr faustus is actually the guitars' account and that is why he's so offended

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Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

zwdzk posted:

i saw a really ugly guitar earlier thoght you guys would really like this one

man that thing is hideous

# ? Jan 5, 2014 16:02

Declan MacManus: Sep 1, 2011; damn i'm really in this bitch

# ? Jan 5, 2014 16:04

Hollis Brownsound: Apr 2, 2009; by Lowtax

Declan MacManus posted:

NWS that poo poo man!

# ? Jan 5, 2014 16:05

Renegret: May 26, 2007; THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*

Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Before I knew who owned it and thought it was just a random image, my honest, unbiased thought was that it was loving ugly and stupid, but the fretboard would be kinda cool if I was a woman or something I guess.

Seriously, the color is just awful, and that's ignoring the handle.

# ? Jan 5, 2014 16:06

Hollis Brownsound: Apr 2, 2009; by Lowtax

Renegret posted:

Before I knew who owned it and thought it was just a random image, my honest, unbiased thought was that it was loving ugly and stupid, but the fretboard would be kinda cool if I was a woman or something I guess.

Seriously, the color is just awful, and that's ignoring the handle.

Y'all are just jealous of his sweet chops

# ? Jan 5, 2014 16:07

Renegret: May 26, 2007; THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*

Cat Army Sworn Enemy

HollisBrown posted:

Y'all are just jealous of his sweet chops

People like Dr Faustus is the reason I stopped playing music seriously.

# ? Jan 5, 2014 16:09

Hollis Brownsound: Apr 2, 2009; by Lowtax

Renegret posted:

People like Dr Faustus is the reason I stopped playing music seriously.

If you said that to his face he'd probably do some sweet sweep arpeggios all up in your face. Then you'd feel really dumb

# ? Jan 5, 2014 16:11

GreatGreen: Jul 3, 2007; That's not what gaslighting means you hyperbolic dipshit.

Declan MacManus posted:

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ZombieParts: Jul 18, 2009; ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

HollisBrown posted:

sweet sweep arpeggios all up in your face

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man thats gross: Sep 4, 2004

Dr. Faustus posted:

Shut up, japanu~~ princess. My guitars are gorgeous and you identify with ... whatever that Japanime crap is. I win by default.

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Alec Bald Snatch: Sep 12, 2012; by exmarx

ZombieParts posted:

i just noticed the little puff of smoke in the background

someone sparking up a doob at the chick corea show living the high life

# ? Jan 5, 2014 16:40

Dr. Faustus: Feb 18, 2001; Grimey Drawer

No, really, the very wort guitarist snobs are at least 100,000x better in every way than you basement-dwelling panstu~~ fantasizing "japanimation" cartoonophiles all put together.

Kill yourselves.

Every one of you deserves torture and then ritual death.

# ? Jan 5, 2014 16:55

man thats gross: Sep 4, 2004

Dr. Faustus posted:

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Flops: Mar 28, 2010; Look at all these lovely posts!

Dr. Faustus posted:

*farts*

man thats gross, this is awesome

# ? Jan 5, 2014 16:57

Dr. Faustus: Feb 18, 2001; Grimey Drawer

man thats gross posted:

My first act as King is to have you drawn and quartered.

# ? Jan 5, 2014 16:58

Renegret: May 26, 2007; THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*

Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Dr. Faustus posted:

No, really, the very wort guitarist snobs are at least 100,000x better in every way than you basement-dwelling panstu~~ fantasizing "japanimation" cartoonophiles all put together.

Kill yourselves.

Every one of you deserves torture and then ritual death.

*Does sweet sweep arpeggios all up in my face*

Man now I sure do feel dumb.

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man thats gross: Sep 4, 2004

Dr. Faustus posted:

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Dr. Faustus: Feb 18, 2001; Grimey Drawer

You're goddamn right.

At the very least I have normative relationships and don't get my sexuality from demented cartoons.
Good for me.

# ? Jan 5, 2014 17:01

Rhopunzel: Jan 6, 2006; Stroll together, win together

Dr. Faustus posted:

You're goddamn right.

At the very least I have normative relationships and don't get my sexuality from demented cartoons.
Good for me.

KING OF THE THREAD

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Barnaby Rudge: Jan 15, 2011; so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey; Soiled Meat

man thats gross posted:

Perfect. Just perfect.

# ? Jan 5, 2014 17:03

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

Dr. Faustus posted:

You're goddamn right.

At the very least I have normative relationships and don't get my sexuality from demented cartoons.
Good for me.

so whats it like?

being an autist must be depressing

# ? Jan 5, 2014 17:03

man thats gross: Sep 4, 2004

Dr. Faustus posted:

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Dr. Faustus: Feb 18, 2001; Grimey Drawer

White Dog Eggs posted:

Perfect. Just perfect.

Judging by your typical GBS poster (ITT Thread We Destroy Something People Love) I'm King of this thread and the ones I just read because you're such a horrible group of people.

# ? Jan 5, 2014 17:05

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

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I'm Crap: Aug 15, 2001

Dr. Faustus posted:

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I'm Crap: Aug 15, 2001

Dr. Faustus posted:

Judging by your typical GBS poster (ITT Thread We Destroy Something People Love) I'm King of this thread and the ones I just read because you're such a horrible group of people.

a bloo bloo bloo IT@S DESTROYED FOREVER NOW

# ? Jan 5, 2014 17:07