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Spacemonkey57 posted:It appears to be something that's owned by Kris Jenner based on that list. I'm surprised Sirius hasn't already thrown away $20M on a Kardashian Channel. She's signing a $100m deal with E!, crazy
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Crotch Bat posted:Studio lights make people look terrible and he's not remotely as bad looking as he had been in some Nick & Artie videos. 
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Feb 26, 2015 16:02
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that mentally unstable obese drug addict looks like poo poo!!!
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Feb 26, 2015 16:48
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EATIN SHRIMP posted:that mentally unstable obese drug addict looks like poo poo!!! Why is the stereotypical junkie thin? Is it because they spend all their money on junk? I guess that would explain Artie; he's got enough money for heroin and food.
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Feb 26, 2015 16:53
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I'm probably going to see Artie next weekend. I can't wait to see how bad he looks.
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Feb 26, 2015 17:05
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prefect posted:Why is the stereotypical junkie thin? Is it because they spend all their money on junk? I guess that would explain Artie; he's got enough money for heroin and food. Your stereotypical thin junkie is usually on crack or meth which will make you thin. Opiate junkies are all down to lifestyle as opiates slow the metabolism and induce a lot of fatigue meaning if you're a lazy person then opiates will basically make you a couch potato destined to gain weight. If you're still capable of being active and not eating terrible then you can keep the weight off. Artie also has depression issues and food is likely a major part of it so I think even if he wasn't an addict he'd be overweight and constantly struggling with it. Crotch Bat fucked around with this message at 17:08 on Feb 26, 2015 |
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Feb 26, 2015 17:05
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prefect posted:Why is the stereotypical junkie thin? Is it because they spend all their money on junk? I guess that would explain Artie; he's got enough money for heroin and food. Artie also drinks. But I imagine that most of it is from laying bed all day and eating pizza, pasta, chocolate bars, pancakes and chocolate shakes.
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Feb 26, 2015 17:10
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To Battle posted:Since all the Artie talk, here he is on Rogans Podcast Yesterday. Cool, this time he told only about 5 of the same old stories he always tells.
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Feb 26, 2015 17:31
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Spacemonkey57 posted:It appears to be something that's owned by Kris Jenner based on that list. I'm surprised Sirius hasn't already thrown away $20M on a Kardashian Channel. Lloyd Braun is in charge as far as I know
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Feb 26, 2015 17:36
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Yeah, this is me. I've seen tons of Howard TV clips and that's the Artie I'm used to. The Conan appearance was way worse. Not that Artie's wardrobe has ever been something that was impressive, but I especially like the giveaway Super Bowl jacket from two years ago.
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Feb 26, 2015 19:01
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Feb 26, 2015 19:27
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To Battle posted:Since all the Artie talk, here he is on Rogans Podcast Yesterday. That looks more like heroin bloat than just being fat and out of shape to me.
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Feb 26, 2015 20:59
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To Battle posted:Since all the Artie talk, here he is on Rogans Podcast Yesterday. Artie is the King of All Excuses. Can't be bothered to find sponsors for his podcast, can't be bothered to make a good podcast, can't be bothered to take care of his drat self. He's such a big addict baby.
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I'm just popping in to let you all know the guy is still on drugs. Ok thanks for listening bye
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To Battle posted:Since all the Artie talk, here he is on Rogans Podcast Yesterday. Not like anyone really needed confirmation, but Art is clearly back on the sauce here.
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Listened to the Rogan podcast. I love Artie, but I burned out on him not too long ago. It's amazing that a guy who went through everything he went through lose himself so easily to apathy and lethargy. He made references to "withdrawals" in a joking fashion (sure), also talking about his podcast in a real flippant manner, yet - genuinely ecstatic to be in a billiards group with fellow comedians. He has a spark in there somewhere, it's just tragic that we have to see him go out in this Farley-esque fashion of never hitting bottom. Talk about a guy who is incredibly resilient, I still wonder when I will see his lonely death make headlines online and in print. 
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Feb 27, 2015 15:47
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Also LOL Joe shaved his head now? How long's this been going on? I guess it fits his whole Bronson/MMA image and all...
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Feb 27, 2015 15:50
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Cliche Guevara posted:Listened to the Rogan podcast. I love Artie, but I burned out on him not too long ago. It's amazing that a guy who went through everything he went through lose himself so easily to apathy and lethargy. He made references to "withdrawals" in a joking fashion (sure), also talking about his podcast in a real flippant manner, yet - genuinely ecstatic to be in a billiards group with fellow comedians. Yeah I know what you mean, it is hard to feel sorry for someone who really doesn't seem to give a poo poo. I remember He and Howard had that Bro Fight like 5 years ago, and Artie was gonna quit the show and turn his life around and nothing happened.
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Feb 27, 2015 16:00
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Can we agree that - like Jackie - Artie was funny while on the show, but is not funny without the show?
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Feb 27, 2015 17:04
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Sasquatch! posted:Can we agree that - like Jackie - Artie was funny while on the show, but is not funny without the show? He was at his funniest on the show, but I may be in the minority in that I often found myself openly laughing on "Nick & Artie" and even his current endeavors.
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Feb 27, 2015 17:22
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Sand Monster posted:He was at his funniest on the show, but I may be in the minority in that I often found myself openly laughing on "Nick & Artie" and even his current endeavors. Artie can absolutely be funny off the show. He was good at times on Nick and Artie, he's very good on talk shows (I like it when he goofs on the other guests). He can be super-terrible (Jack Buck Show), but he's got more general comedy skills than Jackie. Which is a shame, because I loved Jackie on the show.
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prefect posted:Artie can absolutely be funny off the show. He was good at times on Nick and Artie, he's very good on talk shows (I like it when he goofs on the other guests). Yeah, that is why he was so good on Stern. He could just sit back and pick the moment when he wanted get a jab in on someone. Having to be the moderator of other people is not his thing. I think the best thing for Artie at this point would be a show like Dave Attell's Insomniac where someone just follows him with a camera as goes to dive comedy bars and strip clubs talking to the freaks that hang out there. Then he could do the Louie method of selling the show online without network censorship. It would probably do much better than just a regular podcast. Vakal fucked around with this message at 20:31 on Feb 27, 2015 |
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Feb 27, 2015 20:26
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Point taken, he's not terrible, but I maintain that Artie without the show at best was "okay". Jackie on the other hand is "zero point zero" without the show. (And agreed that he was hilarious while on the show.)
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Feb 27, 2015 20:38
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Sasquatch! posted:Jackie on the other hand is "zero point zero" without the show. (And agreed that he was hilarious while on the show.) You mean you didn't find his star turn in "The Wicked" to be anything but amazing? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2vugNA2NmI Hah, I looked it up on IMDb, and it has a rating of 2/10.
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Feb 27, 2015 20:51
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQsQ2MnDzt0 Does anyone know where I could find a better version of this? There's absolutely no bass, so it sounds like it's over the phone, but it's still hilarious.
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Feb 27, 2015 21:03
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Artie is funny when he is allowed to be himself, but his acting and stand up were woeful. I couldn't make it past the ten minute mark of Beer League or Its the Whiskey Talking.
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Feb 27, 2015 21:30
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I saw him at the Borgata 2 or 3 years ago and all of his material was poo poo I already heard on Stern. Got I hate that "runner's high" bit so much, it's the opposite of funny. Norton, Attell and Schumer were way, way better.
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Feb 27, 2015 21:40
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I saw Artie a couple months ago in and laughed a lot and I don't really think he's that funny. His like quick sip of water/talks out of side of his mouth thing is loving retarded though.
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Sand Monster posted:You mean you didn't find his star turn in "The Wicked" to be anything but amazing? I do not understand how Jackie fails to realize that he's "acting" like that. The one time he wasn't "acting" was during his two-second cameo on Leverage, and you could practically hear the ham trying to come out. They must have taken a hundred takes to get him mostly under control.
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Artie had a career before Stern, and even has paid gigs after nearly stabbing himself to death. Jackie does a pity show on Howard's channel and sells repackaged fart machines from china.
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The only thing that can keep Artie in line is a parental figure that he truly respects, like Howard. The problem is once the excitement wears off, he is left with himself again and he uses to cope. At this point the only thing saving Artie is something like a 'spontaneous enlightenment' or near-death experience or whatever, but even with that he is so entrenched in his lifestyle and is so well-known that I don't know he could escape. I can't imagine how terrible it would be to try and quit an addiction when you are famous for being a 'party-guy'. He needs to pull a Chappelle and get his ticket for South Africa and just straight up go into retreat for a long time.
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The only thing that's going to happen to Artie Lange is he's going to die of an OD before 50. He has shown he won't listen to anyone that tries to stop him doing stupid poo poo to himself, in fact it only makes him want to do it MORE to teach those mean mean mommies and daddies a LESSON about what happens when you try and take Artie's toys. They'll be sorry when I'm gone.
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I'm at an 80's cover band right now so: KC posed for gay photographs (with a German homo)! I'll never hear the original words to that song ever again.
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Ether Frenzy posted:The only thing that's going to happen to Artie Lange is he's going to die of an OD before 50. He has shown he won't listen to anyone that tries to stop him doing stupid poo poo to himself, in fact it only makes him want to do it MORE to teach those mean mean mommies and daddies a LESSON about what happens when you try and take Artie's toys. They'll be sorry when I'm gone. People have been saying he's gonna die from an OD for like a decade and a half. But this time I actually agree.
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According to this (admittedly dumb) survey, Howard is among one of the least sexiest names a male could have. I wonder why Benjy isn't on that list. https://www.yahoo.com/parenting/these-are-the-20-sexiest-names-survey-says-112048915507.html
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AxeManiac posted:Because Benjy is cock strong One of the weirder drops, and that's saying something. Do you think KC was expressing what he meant, or was this another Meat Serenade?
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Apparently the guy who called the Lisa G news says that a major show member will leave in April. From what the rumors say, the most likely guess is Richard. If that's the case, it really sucks. I'm going to be very disappointed and I'm just going to stick to YouTube videos from now on.
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Riosan posted:Apparently the guy who called the Lisa G news says that a major show member will leave in April. If one leaves the other one should as well, can't break the team. My hope is Benjy.
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