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Nitrox posted:Goddamn, that dude is completely insufferable Kind of, but the douchebag he's exposing appears to be literally trying to incite a race war, so I'm okay with this guy being a little smug.
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Sagebrush posted:What? Do you have a source for this? Scott Adams had spasmodic dysphonia. “Dude socially isolated himself for so long that he lost the ability to speak” is probably inaccurate, but it was definitely in his head one way or another. There was nothing physically wrong with his voicebox.
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Reporter accidentally breaks bricks with martial arts demonstrator, and cannot stop laughing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJH2f6cyrOM
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fullroundaction posted:Being in my mid 30s and just now realizing that I'll never again feel the same level of joy/excitement as when a truck driver blew his air horn at me and my buddies on the school bus doing the HONK HONK motion is some pretty spicy schadenfreude I did it to a truck driver in the next lane over a few years ago out of boredom and he grinned it and blew the horn and it made my day. 
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RNG posted:I did it to a truck driver in the next lane over a few years ago out of boredom and he grinned it and blew the horn and it made my day. A friend of mine had an '89 Ford Laser hatchback and he took great delight in the truck 'ferry horn' that he installed. Pretty much this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiWNw0A1Ijg In one of these: 
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Sagebrush posted:What? Do you have a source for this? It's called Spasmodic Dysphonia and has nothing to do with "isolating yourself" http://mentalfloss.com/article/16360/scott-adams-and-spasmodic-dysphonia e: fb 
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Platystemon posted:Scott Adams had spasmodic dysphonia. His own body trying to shut him the gently caress up.
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In the same way depression is a culling of the weak.
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FAROOQ posted:In the same way depression is a culling of the weak. Depression at least leads to some pretty good songs. All spasmodic dysphonia gave us was Dilbert.
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I don't know how to link this. either way it should have only half the love it will get.
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Sponge Baathist posted:I don't know how to link this. Mansour Bahrami is pretty much the closest the human race will ever get to a live action Looney Tunes character. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToIIpFbYWeI
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Halloween fails! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vv-d7AirTVM
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Halloween's probably the best thing about being American. It's like the G rated Purge that tickles your inner sociopath
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Dillbag posted:Here is an on-topic shadenfreude to break up the derails about millennial semantics and goobers upset about getting paid to watch Netflix at the office ON A SATURDAY!?!??! AN OUTRAGE I WILL NOT STAND FOR https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3Cn7slInGo
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Why is everyone in the comments white-knighting a loving dog.
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Okay I know, reddit but this is really amazing https://np.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/3iafe9/ny_took_someone_elses_credit_card_to_show_to_a/ TL;DR: OP wants to reserve a room at a club but has no money. Accidentally gets sent a letter with a credit card in it meant for his Neighbor. Uses said credit card to get into the club. Club figures out he isn't the card owner and now the cops want to talk to him. Just how boned, legally, is he?
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Well mail fraud is a felony that can see you up the river for five years, plus if they pin him with identity theft that's more years. He's hosed, basically.
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From a year ago, wonder what happened to the idiot. Hopefully it was a learning experience in loving with people's mail and identity theft.
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OldTennisCourt posted:Okay I know, reddit but this is really amazing Posting a detailed confession on the internet probably was the second dumbest thing he did that week.
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Baronjutter posted:From a year ago, wonder what happened to the idiot. Hopefully it was a learning experience in loving with people's mail and identity theft. I'm really curious how he was gonna manage to get the card back to the neighbor? "Oh yeah, it's out of the envelope and free of all stickers but I totally didn't use it!"
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OldTennisCourt posted:I'm really curious how he was gonna manage to get the card back to the neighbor? "Oh yeah, it's out of the envelope and free of all stickers but I totally didn't use it!" I'm guessing this guy is just extremely loving dumb. Most petty crimes like this aren't done with much thinking ahead or looking beyond what ever immediate reward they'll get. He wanted to get girls at da club and get drunk, that's as far ahead as he was looking.
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Baronjutter posted:I'm guessing this guy is just extremely loving dumb. Most petty crimes like this aren't done with much thinking ahead or looking beyond what ever immediate reward they'll get. He wanted to get girls at da club and get drunk, that's as far ahead as he was looking. The smart move (aside from, ya know, not stealing a credit card) would probably be cut up the card after he used and pretend he never saw it. The stupid thing was giving his real name at the club, he probably would've gotten away with it otherwise.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTW8IplsKmM Hot Ones is one of my favorite series of videos on Youtube. Sean Evans (the host) conducts an interview with a celebrity while they both eat their way through 10 hot wings, each tossed in an increasingly hotter hot sauce. Some people handle it pretty well (David Cross held it together pretty well), others fail miserably. DJ Khaled tapped out super early. This one with Kevin Hart is pretty drat good in terms of someone genuinely and hilariously expressing how hot some of these wings are, while still trying to participate in an interview.
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oldpainless posted:WHat is even going on Tafheet, Saudi/Gulf State drifting culture. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kVn5jcK55I https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYcJyoWv_3M https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiK7ciFttFI
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gently caress, wish i'd thought of that all the times i've been annoyed at rear end in a top hat parkers. i have tons of zipties in my truck
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