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turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying


Oh my god lol

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Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
tbh if i were president i would have them install a butler control panel

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
INCOMING

https://twitter.com/tarapalmeri/status/857257106227027968

Spookydonut
Sep 13, 2010

"Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~
a WHITE house-butler

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/857246245672366081

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/857185261029126144

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/857182179469774848

hmmm

lol

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

They are really bad a writing legislation, and keeping their fuckin mouths shut, good combo for winning.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Donald Trump says he previously claimed Nato was 'obsolete' because he 'did not know much about it'

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...702201.html?amp

yep, seems about right. lol

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Lime Tonics posted:

Donald Trump says he previously claimed Nato was 'obsolete' because he 'did not know much about it'

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...702201.html?amp

yep, seems about right. lol

I had to read this like 3 times:

“People don't go around asking about Nato if I'm building a building in Manhattan, right? So they asked me, Wolf ... asked me about Nato, and I said two things. Nato's obsolete — not knowing much about Nato, now I know a lot about Nato — Nato is obsolete, and I said, ‘And the reason it's obsolete is because of the fact they don't focus on terrorism.’ You know, back when they did Nato there was no such thing as terrorism.”

Mr Trump appeared to change tack during a press conference with Jens Stoltenberg, Nato’s Secretary-General, earlier in April.

The Republican told reporters the organisation “is no longer obsolete”, adding: “I complained about that a long time ago, and they made a change and now they do fight terrorism”.

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
Did he know other NATO countries are in Afghanistan and were in iraq? And they started long before his presidency?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

thats a lol

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

The President of the United States, brought to you by Coca-Cola™.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/857086655622246400

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
That sound byte is so remarkably tone deaf that I might need to get MY ears checked now.

LoL

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

What a scoop!

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Gotta mmmm, swallow... oh god...gotta swallow that..oh god...swallow that mike.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

So they fire Bill O'Reilly for sexual harassment but they keep his stooge around, and a week later he's making a joke about the President's daughter sucking cock on air.

FoxNewsLOL!

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/856967467595423746

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds


Lol

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

:discourse:

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Son of Rodney posted:

Republicans want to remove the pre-existing conditions clause from the current Obamacare, but want to exempt their own health care from this proposal.

https://www.vox.com/2017/4/25/15429982/gop-exemption-ahca-amendment

Lol your politicians are literal scooby doo villains, good job america.

This is hilarious, how the gently caress isn't america revolting against these clowns en masse?

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Goddamn that's spicy

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Chomp8645 posted:

The why: so they aren't totally lame and shoving advertisements in your face. Free them from profit incentive. However yeah they are low on the list of things to nationalize. I crave a powerful government. Power/water, telecomms, air travel, nationalize it all.


What I want nationalized: a lot
What will be nationalized: nothing

see for me personally I don't want Donald Trump in charge of any of those things

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




He really doesn't understand that he's not emperor, does he? Oh well, I guess another judge gets to knock him down again.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Cubone posted:

see for me personally I don't want Donald Trump in charge of any of those things

No reason to worry then, he'd never nationalize anything except wall construction.

Kyron
Aug 6, 2013

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

They had to install the Coke button after Trump picked up the red telephone and tried to order a soda from Putin.

Scary! posted:

Did he know other NATO countries are in Afghanistan and were in iraq? And they started long before his presidency?

When it comes to questions about Trump's knowledge of world affairs or simply anything that is not of direct interest to him, the answer is always no.

He didn't (doesn't?) appear to know what NATO is or does. I'd be surprised if he even knew what the letters stand for.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Chomp8645 posted:

No reason to worry then, he'd never nationalize anything except wall construction.

The true concern is that he privatizes more, like allowing drilling, grazing, and timber extraction in wildlife refuges. But that would never happen, surely.

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Burt Sexual posted:

You know, back when they did Nato there was no such thing as terrorism.”

:chloe:

Mokbek
Dec 19, 2014

Call Me The Shocker
Trump ? More like Tramp! :smug:

akma
Jan 30, 2016

I simply lack the motivation to write anything here.
Just saw yet another snowflake crying on TV. lol'd hard that Trump is non-stop triggering some folks.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Don't forget that the "trivia about the historic decor" is just poo poo he's making up, like when he told people the gold drapes Bill Clinton had made for the oval office were FDR's

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

akma posted:

Just saw yet another snowflake crying on TV. lol'd hard that Trump is non-stop triggering some folks.

Were they tears of regret?

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Burt Sexual posted:

Were they tears of regret?

lol overdose

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
I'm taking a work trip to one of the birthplace of lols - Wasilla, AK. I'll try to not get run over by a Palin on a "snow machine."

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

The word terrorism was coined in the 1780s, although it's possible that Trump thinks that NATO was formed before then.

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Oh my god lol

https://twitter.com/CeciliaVega/status/857287901872345088

akma
Jan 30, 2016

I simply lack the motivation to write anything here.

Burt Sexual posted:

Were they tears of regret?

More like the realization that her holy zeal and indignant rage were suddenly rendered impotent. "But screaming and crying to get my way and make other people pay for it has always worked, from the day I was born, all the way through grad school! How come it isn't working now?!?!?!?!"

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
I'm the double spacing so it takes up the whole page instead of just half of it

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Hmm well it looks like he thought this through quite thoroughly :lol:

e: BIGGEST MASSIVE TAX CUT IN HISTORY

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bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
sir, this is the Trump lol thread.

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