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I would blow Dane Cook posted:https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2021/jun/18/experience-i-swallowed-one-of-my-airpods?CMP=soc_567 I envy people who can fall asleep this easily. But to assuage the anxiety of these lucky people: you can get pillows with speakers inside or a cloth headband with earphones, both of which would be impossible to accidentally swallow. By popular demand has a new favorite as of 19:51 on Jun 19, 2021 |
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By popular demand posted:I envy people who can fall asleep this easily. You underestimate my power.
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Jun 19, 2021 20:16
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Volcott posted:You underestimate my power. Obviously they’ve never dreamt of eating a giant marshmallow.
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I'm suddenly very glad that my sleeping problems have nothing to do with sleep eating, that would really suck (even more calories into my gullet)
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Jun 19, 2021 20:39
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Does an airpod have a lot of calories?
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Probably not significantly higher than any similarly sized lump of plastic.
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GrossMurpel posted:Does an airpod have a lot of calories? I imagine they would if you could somehow dissolve the hydrocarbons(in the plastic) and metal within the airpod.
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And yes, digesting a battery can kill you.
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Or two or more magnets. Don't eat any magnets, but especially don't eat more than one.
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Volcott posted:Or two or more magnets. Don't eat any magnets, but especially don't eat more than one. what if theyre equal monopoles
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Carthag Tuek posted:what if theyre equal monopoles If you can do that, who are we to stop you?
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My concern with that story is the description of water not going down. I have dysphagia and let me tell you it doesn't just drain back out like opening your mouth and drooling. In the worst case it's around an hour of pseudo-vomiting phlegm. Each little sip, even swallowed saliva, builds up above the entrance to your stomach until enough is accumulated for your body to eject it, but no stomach acid since things are closed. You basically can't do anything for 15--90min because you're focused on breathing without choking and spitting instead of swallowing.
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Woman overjoyed at birth of great-great-great-grandchild in Edinburghquote:The family are believed to be the only family in Scotland with six generations alive at the same time.
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quote:They all gave birth aged 18 or younger and live in or around Edinburgh.
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To be fair, Edinburgh is not the city anyone would associate with a 5 generation 18 year cycle of parenthood. Edinburgh is 100% dry shites. The driest of shites in fact. Glasgow is the better, more casual of cities. God I love Glasgow.
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Pookah posted:To be fair, Edinburgh is not the city anyone would associate with a 5 generation 18 year cycle of parenthood. Does "dry shites" mean "uptight and boring people"?
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Shifty Nipples posted:Does "dry shites" mean "uptight and boring people"? Sounds like the kind of people that get married right away and have kids to perpetuate the cycle of boredom.
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Carthag Tuek posted:what if theyre equal monopoles I'd recommend locking down the Nobel in physics before you put yourself in position where you could eat it if you have an actual physical magnetic monopole.
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I like that the implication that the writer likes huge women, because the 10 smaller gals are not as "handsome". This is incident was later adapted to film but the producers decided to exaggerate it as "A Thousand Elephants".
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"Myeh that's a real slick plan, but whadda the little squirrely-looking girls gonna do, boss?"
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Ali Baba last seen confusedly horny.
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Sighence posted:Ali Baba last seen confusedly horny. Ali Babar
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I came here to post this. It's a neat video, but holy hell that headline.  quote:In Dr. Mehta’s eyes, one unexpected insight of the experiment was the resilience of eel memory. School breaks and holidays often interrupted eel training, but still, Benjen remembered the ramp. In the future, Dr. Mehta hopes a student will come along who wants to teach Benjen new tasks. He continues to live in the lab, where he still undulates, uninvited, onto the ramp, awaiting big squid. Blue Footed Booby has a new favorite as of 15:42 on Jun 22, 2021 |
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Blue Footed Booby posted:undulates, uninvited, onto the ramp, awaiting big squid new thread title please
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gey muckle mowser posted:new thread title please Free advertising? We all know you're in the pocket of Big Squid.
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u giev squib?! >: (
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This whole thing is very dumb Fully cooked, prepared, served, then slowly frozen by an idiot and mailed across the entire country to a lab No conclusive DNA of any kind survived, I wonder why
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Milo and POTUS posted:Not finding tuna is one thing, not finding the species seems another That's because DNA isn't magic and the sampling was done in the worst way possible.
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