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Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Sylvester Shalom

Mods please change my name to this, TIA.

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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

NewFatMike posted:

Hollis, you really shouldn't have given up your old costume.

A group of dipshits broke into my place and trashed it.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://twitter.com/natemcdermott/status/768913468946800640

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal
it's pronounced "pepe"

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Judge Schnoopy posted:

it's pronounced "pepe"

Lol no, it's 'Pepe'.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Oh Canada https://twitter.com/WinnipegNews/status/769233211931013120

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

CHI CHI CHI CHI AH AH AH AH

Kiebland
Feb 22, 2012

monkeytennis posted:

Lol no, it's 'Pepe'.

No, it's pronounced "sword."

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

Judge Schnoopy posted:

it's pronounced "pepe"

Ooooh ok good to know.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Aaahaha Good Lord! There is a lifehack in here I can smell it.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

VendaGoat posted:

CHI CHI CHI CHI EH EH EH EH

C'mon it was right there

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

budgieinspector
Mar 24, 2006

According to my research,
these would appear to be
Budgerigars.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

VendaGoat posted:

CHI CHI CHI CHI AH AH AH AH

You rang?

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




http://i.imgur.com/fpDmnsU.mp4

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
Wanna pet that capy :3:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
School me please. Can a dude get a capybara as a pet? Won't they grow to like a hundred pounds and thrash your poo poo? Also, can a dude get a wombat as a pet (thought that was a wombat at first)? They will certainly grow to a hundred pounds an thrash your poo poo, right?

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
You should google that stuff, really. But in short: you may or may not be able to have a capybara as a pet based on where you live. They are docile enough to be pets, but they get pretty big (>100 pounds). They are pretty friendly, basically jumbo-sized guinea pigs. They're semi-aquatic so they need to have water to hang out in pretty much at all times. They can't be kept indoors or they will ruin all your stuff. And they're social animals so you ought to have more than one.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Karate Bastard posted:

School me please. Can a dude get a capybara as a pet? Won't they grow to like a hundred pounds and thrash your poo poo? Also, can a dude get a wombat as a pet (thought that was a wombat at first)? They will certainly grow to a hundred pounds an thrash your poo poo, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYGz3xqiR2U
Short answer it depends on the state and you prolly need an exotic pet license.

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day
https://www.google.com/search?q=cap...VZNCMkQ_AUICCgB

My favorite thing to GIS when I need to elevate my mood.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Karate Bastard posted:

School me please. Can a dude get a capybara as a pet? Won't they grow to like a hundred pounds and thrash your poo poo? Also, can a dude get a wombat as a pet (thought that was a wombat at first)? They will certainly grow to a hundred pounds an thrash your poo poo, right?

http://www.wombania.com/wombats/pet-wombats.htm

No pet wombats either. Apparently the older they get the meaner they get, and they will destroy anything that's not steel or concrete.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
If you are going to get a exotic pet you may as well get a Platypus.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Hollismason posted:

If you are going to get a exotic pet you may as well get a Platypus.

Or a saltie

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

RyokoTK posted:

you ought to have more than one.

My thoughts exactly.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
A baby platypus is the cutest animal in nature.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
True dat.
Won't they poison you though?

fullroundaction posted:

https://www.google.com/search?q=cap...VZNCMkQ_AUICCgB

My favorite thing to GIS when I need to elevate my mood.



But dang if capybaras ain't the best animal on this earth.

Just look at them

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 18:44 on Aug 27, 2016

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

Hollismason posted:

A baby platypus is the cutest animal in nature.

Agree. It doesn't even make sense how cute they are.

Bonster
Mar 3, 2007

Keep rolling, rolling

Karate Bastard posted:

True dat.
Won't they poison you though?



Only breeding males have venomous spines.

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

.

Mr. 47
Jul 8, 2008

Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself, then.

RFC2324 posted:

http://www.wombania.com/wombats/pet-wombats.htm

No pet wombats either. Apparently the older they get the meaner they get, and they will destroy anything that's not steel or concrete.

How about a really fat badger?

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

The correct answer is a quokka

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Just get a dog

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

PCOS Bill posted:

Just get a dog

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




PCOS Bill posted:

Just get a dog

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Capman and his youthful ward.


e:

Flyball has a new favorite as of 21:06 on Aug 27, 2016

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

This is fantastic!

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Speed enforced by Sniper.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

PCOS Bill posted:

Just get a dog

Why not both?

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RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Karate Bastard posted:

School me please. Can a dude get a capybara as a pet? Won't they grow to like a hundred pounds and thrash your poo poo? Also, can a dude get a wombat as a pet (thought that was a wombat at first)? They will certainly grow to a hundred pounds an thrash your poo poo, right?

Short answer is yes they can be pets, but you probably shouldn't.

quote:

“Capybaras are not the right pets for most people, or even for very many people,” writes Ms. Typaldos on her blog, Capybara Madness. “They require a tremendous amount of time and attention, they can be aggressive, their teeth are extremely sharp, they need a pool for swimming and fresh, non-toxic grass for grazing, their food is expensive as are any veterinary expenses.”
https://www.babble.com/pets/exotic-pets-capybaras-giant-hamsters-arent-for-everyone/

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