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The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009

Dutchy posted:

sports blogging needs to cast off the corporate yoke of vox et al and return to the days when a hobbyist made a blogspot account, called the site something like "Ken Macha is a Moron and I Hate Him," and stopped updating a month or so after getting linked by Deadspin

This plus an extremely problematic comments section.

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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


So just how far has SI fallen in the last, oh, decade or so?


https://twitter.com/SInow/status/1257158028853497857?s=19

Well...

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

quote:

As interesting as it would be to have exclusive footage of the legendary 1927 Yankees, or the iconic teams during New York's five-peat from 1949-1953, let's face it. Technology was different back then and interviewing those involved would be impossible as most have since passed away.

Splint Chesthair
Dec 27, 2004



Whoa, slow down, SI. I’m not sure everyone’s ready to confront this just yet.

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

DJExile posted:

So just how far has SI fallen in the last, oh, decade or so?


https://twitter.com/SInow/status/1257158028853497857?s=19

Well...

wow a bad article about a bad idea, incredible

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

DJExile posted:

So just how far has SI fallen in the last, oh, decade or so?


https://twitter.com/SInow/status/1257158028853497857?s=19

Well...

the problem with this is that everyone liked watching Michael play and everyone loving hates the yankees

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

DC Murderverse posted:

the problem with this is that everyone liked watching Michael play and everyone loving hates the yankees
The only time I can ever think of that people actually wouldn't have been pissed that the Yankees won the World Series was 2001, and even then they curb-stomped the 116-win Mariners to get there so it was still loving great when they blew it.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Crazy Ted posted:

The only time I can ever think of that people actually wouldn't have been pissed that the Yankees won the World Series was 2001, and even then they curb-stomped the 116-win Mariners to get there so it was still loving great when they blew it.

Mariano Rivera choked, and it was glorious.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I loved the 96-09 Yankees :(

Jeter was fun

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Eric the Mauve posted:

Mariano Rivera choked, and it was glorious.
The early-2000s featured some horseshit World Series matchups, in retrospect. Of course the biggest pile of crap was Yankees-Marlins in 2003 after the Cubs and Red Sox should have been in the World Series to end all World Serieseses but both blew 3-1 leads in the LCS.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


the 2005 white sox owned, their pitching was completely insane that year

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

R.D. Mangles posted:

the 2005 white sox owned, their pitching was completely insane that year

Only 6 pitchers started a game for them the entire year

Which is mind boggling

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

R.D. Mangles posted:

the 2005 white sox owned, their pitching was completely insane that year
The '05 White Sox did own. Then Ozzie Guillen went to manage the Marlins and managed to praise Fidel Castro while working for a team based in Miami and whoops

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

Crazy Ted posted:

The only time I can ever think of that people actually wouldn't have been pissed that the Yankees won the World Series was 2001, and even then they curb-stomped the 116-win Mariners to get there so it was still loving great when they blew it.

I'm still mad about that 116-win Mariners team getting whooped in the playoffs, and the recent SB Nation series just opened those wounds back up.

the series is also right -- I don't need to see championship wins to justify my fandom and following of a team -- but holy poo poo, that was the year to do so.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Crazy Ted posted:

The early-2000s featured some horseshit World Series matchups, in retrospect. Of course the biggest pile of crap was Yankees-Marlins in 2003 after the Cubs and Red Sox should have been in the World Series to end all World Serieseses but both blew 3-1 leads in the LCS.
The 03 WS was great (I am a Marlins fan)

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

FlamingLiberal posted:

The 03 WS was great (I am a Marlins fan)

I'm so sorry.

Do you have an E/N thread?

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
That Marlins team was fun as hell. Pudge, Jack McKeon, Dontrelle Willis, Ugeth Urbina, Juan Pierre- just a lot of really likable dudes.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



General Dog posted:

That Marlins team was fun as hell. Pudge, Jack McKeon, Dontrelle Willis, Ugeth Urbina, Juan Pierre- just a lot of really likable dudes.

you may wanna wiki one or two of these fellas I bolded real quick, and then come back and re-evaluate this post

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


El Penis/General Dog's gimmick of defending horrible people is a long standing tradition

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Aye Doc posted:

you may wanna wiki one or two of these fellas I bolded real quick, and then come back and re-evaluate this post

He didn't machete those guys until 2005

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


reminder that Black Sports Online has the absolute fuckin' greatest headlines

Ravens Earl Thomas’ Wife Nina Catches Him Cheating With Side Chick During THE RONA; She Calls Up Her Girls, Packs Her Gun and They Burst Into House & Catch Him Buck Naked Having Sex; She Pulls Out Her Pistol & What Happened Next Was Straight Out of a Tyler Perry Movie (Pics-Vids-IG-Police Report)

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Eric the Mauve posted:

I'm so sorry.

Do you have an E/N thread?
I’ve moved past that point. When a team just stops trying to win you just casually follow a team but I don’t bother watching games

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
Got some good news!

https://mobile.twitter.com/BobSaietta/status/1258415557344444418

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Daily Beast posted:

Barstool Sports, the satirical men’s sports and lifestyle blog, is “hemorrhaging money,” according to an email sent over the weekend by its editor-in-chief, Keith Markovich. The controversial outlet’s founder Dave Portnoy also confessed last month that the site was “losing millions of dollars in advertising,” thanks to the ongoing global pandemic.

The email and subsequent text messages sent by Markovich—in one, he called a blogger “super-retarded”—were read aloud during a contentious, heated exchange on Monday with the four hosts of the SiriusXM radio show Barstool Chicago.

The kerfuffle began over the weekend when Mike “Barstool Carl” Sterk sent a follow-up email to Markovich asking whether he would be allowed to blog about GrubHub, which advertises on Barstool. (Markovich did not respond to a previous email sent two days prior.) A photo posted on Facebook on Friday by the owner of a Chicago-based food truck revealed that the delivery app snatched $666.09 in fees and commissions from the $1,042.63 worth of orders the truck received last month, and so Sterk reached out to his editor again.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Mike "Barstool Carl" Sterk

I need to know more about this part

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
It'd be fun to see them sweat but they're as well-positioned as just about anyone to make it through things just fine. 99% of their staff is replaceable and even if their parent company went under they'd just be sold off somewhere else. Most of their site is the kind of low-cost aggregate crap that conglomerates love

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
Yeah if nothing else there is an army of sad idiots online who would be willing to work for peanuts just to put "barstool" in their Twitter handle and say that they know Portnoy

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008


The editor said no because they can’t afford to piss off any advertisers so that Carl guy asked for a meeting and the EIC replied “I’m surprised you’d follow up after I slapped you like a little bitch!”

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.
It’s loving depressing the lengths people go to work for them. You see this weird circling the drain effect in sports media and it’s depressing.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

soggybagel posted:

It’s loving depressing the lengths people go to work for them. You see this weird circling the drain effect in sports media and it’s depressing.

There are so many people who aren't on the payroll/aren't associated with Barstool who desperately want Portnoy to see them, too. It's become an extension of the greater culture war and it's exhausting. It's lib owning via sports.

I mean Portnoy goes on Fox News to bitch about SJWs and safe spaces. Why? Why is the sports man complaining about this other than to tie himself directly to owning the libs?


I also contend that him convincing millions of hypermasculine turds that the fact that he cries all the time about football is not weird at all is a masterclass in brand building. Kudos to him for that.

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

sportsgenius86 posted:

The editor said no because they can’t afford to piss off any advertisers so that Carl guy asked for a meeting and the EIC replied “I’m surprised you’d follow up after I slapped you like a little bitch!”

you'd think that people who want to work for a bootlicker like portnoy would realize their company has to toe the line with advertisers (edgy to internet strangers not to capitalism) but no

sorry your job sucks but maybe you shouldn't work for a union-busting money-grubbing chud rear end in a top hat

Adun
Apr 15, 2001

Publicola
Fun Shoe
I mean Barstool sucks but uh what the gently caress Grubhub?

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

Adun posted:

I mean Barstool sucks but uh what the gently caress Grubhub?

Not to defend GrubHub too much because they're obviously predatory but a big chunk of those "fees" were discounts the restaurant offered and messed-up orders

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009

morestuff posted:

even if their parent company went under they'd just be sold off somewhere else. cost aggregate crap that conglomerates love

A big question is if Portnoy was paid in cash or PennLive stock. If the stock value drops like a rock, he's screwed.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

The X-man cometh posted:

A big question is if Portnoy was paid in cash or PennLive stock. If the stock value drops like a rock, he's screwed.

Both and he’s already lost a good portion of money on the stock.


“Penn National Gaming acquired a 36 percent share of Barstool on Jan. 29. In the deal, Barstool was valued at $450 million. Those who owned equity in Barstool, including Portnoy, received $135 million and $28 million in Penn stock, per the Wall Street Journal. With casinos closed nationwide, Penn’s market value has been sliced in half. By his calculations, Portnoy has lost over half of his estimated $100 million net worth. Still, “Don’t cry for me, Argentina,” he said on April 27. “

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

morestuff posted:

Not to defend GrubHub too much because they're obviously predatory but a big chunk of those "fees" were discounts the restaurant offered and messed-up orders
Never defend GrubHub. Or Postmates. Or DoorDash. Or Uber. Or Lyft.

I got to see what happens when chaos erupts as kitchen orders backed up at Mexican place about two blocks from where I live thanks to the "soft re-opening" in my state on what ended up being a combination Cinco de Mayo and Taco Tuesday, and every. single. goddamn. GrubHub/Postmaes/DoorDash driver acted like an absolute loving cock.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
Pillbug

Spoeank posted:

I mean Portnoy goes on Fox News to bitch about SJWs and safe spaces. Why? Why is the sports man complaining about this other than to tie himself directly to owning the libs?

Deadspin grew up and grew a conscience, so the market for dirtbag sports reporting had to go somewhere else, and the death of apolitical "stick to sports" coverage meant that somewhere else would be intentionally anti-liberal.

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.

Crazy Ted posted:

Never defend GrubHub. Or Postmates. Or DoorDash. Or Uber. Or Lyft.

I got to see what happens when chaos erupts as kitchen orders backed up at Mexican place about two blocks from where I live thanks to the "soft re-opening" in my state on what ended up being a combination Cinco de Mayo and Taco Tuesday, and every. single. goddamn. GrubHub/Postmaes/DoorDash driver acted like an absolute loving cock.

Its just a cascading set of problems that fall on both the restaurant and the drivers and of course, not on the companies like Grubhub. The drivers are hosed because now they won't get tipped, losing money waiting for this one order, and the restaurants are hosed because they'll get some dumbass putting a bad review on Yelp for a slow delivery and cold food. Its this terrible position lots of restaurants are in now in the name of getting more business.

Spoeank posted:

There are so many people who aren't on the payroll/aren't associated with Barstool who desperately want Portnoy to see them, too. It's become an extension of the greater culture war and it's exhausting. It's lib owning via sports.

I think the most upsetting thing is that there are legitimate sports media folks who go on their podcasts. What kind of message do you think that sends to someone like Sam Ponder when her colleagues go on a Barstool podcast. Its loving nuts.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


if you miss the deadcast, roth and magary were on a productive outs video chat remembering guys with ludicrous sports cards https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaghvmoNxXU

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Spoeank posted:

I mean Portnoy goes on Fox News to bitch about SJWs and safe spaces. Why? Why is the sports man complaining about this other than to tie himself directly to owning the libs?

The funny thing about this is the same people Barstool panders to are the "stick to sports" assholes. Which makes sense because Venn diagram for "stick to sports" / Barstool / racism has a lot of overlap.

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