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The MSJ
May 17, 2010


The kids are going to call her Aunt Pizza forever.

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Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007

Stupid kids. The pizza is their cousin, not their aunt. They should say that their cousin is coming over for dinner whenever they order delivery instead.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Are both those women pregnant again in that second pic?

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



The Ape of Naples posted:

Are both those women pregnant again in that second pic?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

The Ape of Naples posted:

Are both those women pregnant again in that second pic?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

This gif confuses me; what's funny about Pathfinder?

budgieinspector
Mar 24, 2006

According to my research,
these would appear to be
Budgerigars.

Kramdar
Jun 21, 2005

Radmark says....Worship Kramdar

My irl toilet setup.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012


I mean, Alonso hasn't exactly been lighting up the grid but calling him a placeholder is just unfair

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

The Ape of Naples posted:

Are both those women pregnant again in that second pic?

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Kramdar posted:

My irl toilet setup.

How many assholes do you have?

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

Ok Fella posted:

How many assholes do you have?

Just one but Christ, what an rear end in a top hat.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Who What Now posted:

This gif confuses me; what's funny about Pathfinder?

Mostly the art.

BUTTCAPE


WEIRD ANATOMY


what the gently caress i don't even know where to start with this one

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

DontMockMySmock posted:

Mostly the art.

BUTTCAPE


did somebody say BUTTCAPE

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!
Buttcape/ankletrousers combo.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Keep in mind that's the Pathfinder Sorcerer. Pathfinder is a ripoff of Dungeons and Dragons 3.5, and the 3.5 sorcerer is rocking this awesome half-pants-half-shirt belt combo:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
How do you take them off?

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!

Paladinus posted:

How do you take them off?

Very carefully

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



Paladinus posted:

How do you take them off?

idk, probably magic or something. He's a sorcerer he can use magic for stupid things because he doesn't have to waste time learning spells like those nerd wizards.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

All those 4 Str 4 Stam leather belts really add up, you know.

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


FactsAreUseless posted:

Keep in mind that's the Pathfinder Sorcerer. Pathfinder is a ripoff of Dungeons and Dragons 3.5, and the 3.5 sorcerer is rocking this awesome half-pants-half-shirt belt combo:



He's quite strapping

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

A Moose posted:

idk, probably magic or something. He's a sorcerer he can use magic for stupid things because he doesn't have to waste time learning spells like those nerd wizards.

He still needs to research a belt taking off spell though. Probably needs the maximized metamagic feat to get them all off reliably too.

Maximized Bigby's Hand of Belt Removal.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

FactsAreUseless posted:

Keep in mind that's the Pathfinder Sorcerer. Pathfinder is a ripoff of Dungeons and Dragons 3.5, and the 3.5 sorcerer is rocking this awesome half-pants-half-shirt belt combo:



Christ, did Nomura design that thing?

New Leaf
Jul 24, 2013

Dragon Balls? Are they tasty?

FactsAreUseless posted:

Keep in mind that's the Pathfinder Sorcerer. Pathfinder is a ripoff of Dungeons and Dragons 3.5, and the 3.5 sorcerer is rocking this awesome half-pants-half-shirt belt combo:



It's like a genderswapped Lulu from Final Fantasy X.

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Mierenneuker posted:

All those 4 Str 4 Stam leather belts really add up, you know.

Thanks, Nerd Mirror.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

New Leaf posted:

It's like a genderswapped Lulu from Final Fantasy X.
It actually came out around the same time. Maybe slightly before, I think 3.5 was 2000 and FFX was 2001 or 2002.

Mr. 47
Jul 8, 2008

Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself, then.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Keep in mind that's the Pathfinder Sorcerer. Pathfinder is a ripoff of Dungeons and Dragons 3.5, and the 3.5 sorcerer is rocking this awesome half-pants-half-shirt belt combo:



Christ, you'd have to plan hours ahead to take a poo poo.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Mr. 47 posted:

Christ, you'd have to plan hours ahead to take a poo poo.

Maybe it has a butt flap.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Skippy McPants posted:

Maybe it has a butt flap buckle.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Skippy McPants posted:

Maybe it has a butt belt.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Maybe it's actually two outfits velcroed together.

https://twitter.com/EmrgencyKittens/status/770039538412576769

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Paladinus posted:

How do you take them off?

With an ankle grinder.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Alaois posted:

did somebody say BUTTCAPE



That's coming directly from her vagina and I can only assume it's held in place via clenching. It's a kegel-cape!

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Alaois posted:

did somebody say BUTTCAPE



I swear I spent like ten minutes looking for that picture before I posted and couldn't find it. Try as I might, googling "seoni cape flying directly out of her anus" doesn't actually help. I was starting to think I imagined it.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

DontMockMySmock posted:

I swear I spent like ten minutes looking for that picture before I posted and couldn't find it. Try as I might, googling "seoni cape flying directly out of her anus" doesn't actually help. I was starting to think I imagined it.

i actually had the same problem until I googled "Pathfinder chain lightning" and it was the first drat result

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
I reckon it's judicious use of this spell. http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/openClose.htm

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Elfface posted:

I reckon it's judicious use of this spell. http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/openClose.htm

I think the more pressing concern is how does he walk?

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spookygonk
Apr 3, 2005
Does not give a damn

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