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Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

What a miserable excuse for an intake manifold.

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GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

tater_salad posted:

You know that you shouldn't install bearings with a sawzall

yeah, you really shouldn't remove them with one either.
dremel works great though ;)

wilfredmerriweathr posted:

What year Explorer?
2002 sport trac

Wasabi the J posted:

I have an Explorer that had some suspension problems, so I would be inclined to believe that's due to some other suspension failure causing the bearings to wear prematurely; namely, the tie rods and the ball joints were bad, which wore out the front arm bushings. I replaced those and the shocks and I haven't had the problems I was having for the last 20K.

I don't disagree with you, but I can't find where the failure might be.
Shocks are fine, but could probably stand to be replaced 260k miles
Bushings are fine. If I had to put my money on something, I'd say ball joints based on past experience with Fords. But I can't find any tell tale signs of failure. No pixie dust, no noises, no squatting.

I don't have the money to go replacing things willy-nilly. If I did, I'd probably have redone all of the front suspension.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски
Today's horrible mechanical failure was a water pump bearing on a 2.4 L PT cruiser. Obviously it shredded the TB. Now it being a twin cam SEMI interference motor meaning that the valves in theory cant hit the pistons, but can hit each other, customer is throwing a belt at it for shits. Spent my sweet time taking it apart today between other poo poo and tomorrow ill see how setting TDC goes. Should I set the cams before the crank? Anyone do anything similar on an Oh Christer 2.4?

Sorry im a poor with a flip phone so no pictures but not like you could see poo poo in a PT Cruiser engine bay anyway

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

Wrar posted:

Different cylinder banks.

More specifically there is a serious exhaust leak on one bank so it is drawing in fresh air, making the o2 sensor see a too lean condition, so it goes full rich to attempt to compensate, which doesn't do anything because it still sucks in air, so the opposite bank (which still reads right) is reading the full rich condition while the problem bank is reading too lean even though it is in 100% rich oh god dump fuel DUMP FUEL DUMP FUEL AHHHHHHH mode.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe









(click for massive)

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
Those are some very lucky valves.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

cursedshitbox posted:










(click for massive)

"Dead" does not do it justice. Massacred more like it.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Seat Safety Switch posted:

Those are some very lucky valves.

Irony: they're two piece valves and usually come apart lunching the top end.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

cursedshitbox posted:

Irony: they're two piece valves and usually come apart lunching the top end.

Seriously? What the crikey gently caress why would they think that was a good idea.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Slavvy posted:

Seriously? What the crikey gently caress why would they think that was a good idea.

Cheaper to make one stem then weld on the tulip? :v: Its surprisingly common.

jamal
Apr 15, 2003

I'll set the building on fire

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

I have to replace my Ford Explorer wheel bearings every 6-10 months.
I'm on my 3rd set of rotors (due to a botched brake job by a local shop), and just installed my 5th set of bearings since I've owned it.

I do not understand why the gently caress they keep failing. I've tried SKF and Timken bearings, both with about the same result. Blued steel, powdered metal shavings, scoring of the races.



Upright is probably out of round/bent.

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8iBji0B-2s

DefaultPeanut
Nov 4, 2006
What's not to like?

14 INCH SLIT posted:

Hey. Do you know what these are?
DO YOU SEE?
DO YOU SEE?

The good ol' 5.2 / 5.9 lower plenum gasket leak.



Not the first time I have seen a DRZ lose the small end of the rod. Mind you, those were both with aftermarket connecting rods. Was this one an OEM, or aftermarket rod? Looks like it was a DRZ400E, so no cool wheel set to stick on something else. I have a spare CR500 engine that would fit nicely in there!

DefaultPeanut fucked around with this message at 05:31 on Jun 16, 2015

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
S. appears to be the factory rod. Guy actually offered supermoto wheels with it, but I wasn't paying $800 for used warp9s.

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

jamal posted:

Upright is probably out of round/bent.

goddamnit I didn't even think to table test that.
Thanks for the head check.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
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BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


It is a magic engine that turns spark plugs into spice.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
I feel like we should start framing some of 14's mechanical failure pictures in a museum exhibit. Some of them are not only heart wrenching but composed beautifully, with the soul of a poet.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Seat Safety Switch posted:

the soul of a poet.
I think the combination of dedicating themselves to staring into the abyss of torment and suffering, along with the resulting drift toward alcohol and substance abuse, would stand the average poet in good stead as a flat-rate mechanic.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless


I met a traveller from an automotive land
Who said: "Two vast and trunkless legs of rust
Stand in the valley . . . Near them, on the floor,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed:
And on the distributor these words appear:
'My name is 14 INCH, dick of dicks:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal block, boundless and bare
The lone still level head stretches far away.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
To be fair I posted that poem concept before but I finally saw what image it needed to go with.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
This is what 5.2/5.9L Magnum owners have to look forward to.

Astonishing Wang, if you're gonna put that 5.2 in the IH, do the plenum gasket job before you put the motor in... at least that way it hurts less or you can say gently caress it and scrap the motor before going to the trouble of swapping it in.

Hughes Performance makes a plenum gasket and cover stiffness upgrade kit that makes this kind of thing unnecessary after the first time.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
This is what I've got to look forward to seeing Saturday morning

buttcrackmenace
Nov 14, 2007

see its right there in the manual where it says
Grimey Drawer

:stonk:

kastein posted:

This is what 5.2/5.9L Magnum owners have to look forward to.

I suppose that is why the 5.9 in my Durango lays down a smokescreen when I coast downhill in 1st gear

...

gently caress.

buttcrackmenace fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Jun 18, 2015

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
You bet! My condolences, hopefully the bolts aren't as grody on yours. This is actually the first time I've heard of them breaking but I haven't looked into it much aside from bookmarking the kit for when I prep the 5.9 for one of my jeeps.

Polish
Jul 5, 2007

I touch myself at night
Finally figured out my mystery metal bits in the Zamboni. Front intermediate shaft bearing. Cast iron sleeving just decided to gently caress off from the stainless bushing and the #1 piston got a hold of it. Gouges all up and down the piston wall and head. One and two rod bearings have some dings and scratches in them. Mystery solved...whoo!

Also cut apart the oil filter and found water droplets in that and also plenty of milkshake in the block and pan.. does anyone want a VW block for decorative purposes?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I seriously want someone's useless/damaged piston & conrod.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Godholio posted:

I seriously want someone's useless/damaged piston & conrod.

There's sites for that sort of thing I think.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Godholio posted:

I seriously want someone's useless/damaged piston & conrod.

Careful what you ask for.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

cursedshitbox posted:

Careful what you ask for.

Guess I gotta go break another TDI motor for Secret Santas.

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm

Godholio posted:

I seriously want someone's useless/damaged piston & conrod.

I've got two from a Triumph 675 :v:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

cursedshitbox posted:

Careful what you ask for.

No kidding.

Slavvy posted:

There's sites for that sort of thing I think.

:effort:

Amykinz
May 6, 2007
My husband sent this to me saying, "new guy had a bad day"

https://youtu.be/haSs4YdspTM

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

CommieGIR posted:

Guess I gotta go break another TDI motor for Secret Santas.

I have 4 sharted 50cc pistons, one obliterated drz piston, a thermited jeep piston, a couple 4.7 pistons, and maybe a ruined rover one somewhere.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Amykinz posted:

My husband sent this to me saying, "new guy had a bad day"

https://youtu.be/haSs4YdspTM

I'm somewhat disappointed that there's not a clean man-shaped silhouette on the wall.

I hate being able to contribute to this thread. It's a jeep thing, you wouldn't probably understand





Some engineer dickhead at chrysler figured it would be fine to just screw a steel screw into an aluminum bracket. and send it out into a salty enviroment. "it worked when the hinge was on the inside of the window" probably seemed like a reasonable excuse.

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Amykinz posted:

My husband sent this to me saying, "new guy had a bad day"

https://youtu.be/haSs4YdspTM

Holy gently caress :stare: HOW

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

Holy gently caress :stare: HOW

Looks like he didn't connect the oil drainer outlet pipe properly and pressurised oil fired out everywhere.

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...
Didn't realize those big catch cans were pressurized. Looks like it sprayed around like a loose fire hose.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Yeah, you empty them by connecting an air line to pressurise them and it forces the oil out through the hose connected to the bottom and into your waste tank.

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Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Weird, the ones I used we always just had a vacuum pump that sucked the oil out the bottom.

Had our share of mishaps with the drain feature of the trans fluid exchange machine though. :mmmhmm:

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