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I'm getting mad! and nude! on the internet!
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I don't even want to be in a restaurant
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Obvious observation here but the point of the Sedaris thing and all its knockoffs aren't to provide a useful heuristic for elections, it's to reassure libs that actually they are really smart for not asking questions
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Sep 28, 2020 06:45
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Probably Magic posted:I'm getting mad! and nude! on the internet! cease to post
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Sep 28, 2020 06:46
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You wake up, chained to a wall by one arm in a dirty room. You see a saw next to you. A voice announces over a speaker that you can either cut off your arm or die from dehydration. The saw isn't strong enough to cut the chain. No one wants to cut off an arm, but it's better than dying! Vote Biden, no one wants to, but it's so much better than the alternative!
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Sep 28, 2020 06:51
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whoops you bled out
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Sep 28, 2020 06:52
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Serf posted:the analogy makes no sense because we don't all live and work in the same restaurant You enter a restaurant. The restaurant is full of chuds. > LEAVE RESTAURANT You cannot leave the restaurant without permission from another restaurant > ORDER FOOD The only food is rat poison. > ORDER DIFFERENT FOOD Sorry, while your table of ten wants different food there's multiple gigantic tables with only one person on them that outweigh you > gently caress THIS
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Sep 28, 2020 06:52
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Rectal Death Adept posted:They were ready to commit suicide over RBG dying as the court is lost forever, this was it, the worst moment in the world It's basically a frightening display of how much control the media has over political discourse.
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Sep 28, 2020 06:55
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Atrocious Joe posted:You wake up, chained to a wall by one arm in a dirty room. You see a saw next to you. A voice announces over a speaker that you can either cut off your arm or die from dehydration. The saw isn't strong enough to cut the chain. As usual in this election, it all goes back to the Joker. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D4qvaLpHfw
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Sep 28, 2020 07:04
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Ytlaya posted:It's basically a frightening display of how much control the media has over political discourse. these people deserve to be blamed for retreating into their saccharine fantasies despite knowing better. cast a finger at the propaganda all you want, none of them deserve anything but scorn for giving in every single time without fail
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Sep 28, 2020 07:12
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My God they think Trump's taxes are the October surprise
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Sep 28, 2020 07:24
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do they know it’s still September
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Sep 28, 2020 07:28
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I'm more concerned about a single rich rear end in a top hat's taxes than the system that allows rich assholes to exist and grind everyone into bone meal.
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Sep 28, 2020 07:28
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Deified Data posted:My God they think Trump's taxes are the October surprise I mean, the libs leaked it and they couldnt even do it in the correct month
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Sep 28, 2020 07:28
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CodeJanitor posted:I mean, the libs leaked it and they couldnt even do it in the correct month It's too hot to sit on unlike the covid info from that book.
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Sep 28, 2020 07:31
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If Hillary won in 2016, then the Supreme Court would currently be 6-3 in favor of Democrats.
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Sep 28, 2020 07:33
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Rectal Death Adept posted:I think D&D would be a good case study for herd bipolar disorder. political movement entirely made up of seals trained to clap on command
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Sep 28, 2020 07:35
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punk rebel ecks posted:If Hillary won in 2016, then the Supreme Court would currently be 6-3 in favor of Democrats. absolutely not
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Sep 28, 2020 07:35
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punk rebel ecks posted:If Hillary won in 2016, then the Supreme Court would currently be 6-3 in favor of Democrats. lol no it would be 4-3 in favor of conservatives now
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Sep 28, 2020 07:40
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punk rebel ecks posted:If Hillary won in 2016, then the Supreme Court would currently be 6-3 in favor of Democrats. It was 4-4 after Scalia died and McConnell wouldn't hold hearings for Merrick Garland The Republicans would simply refuse to fill the seat vacated by Scalia, leaving it 4-4 instead of 5-4 after Gorsuch's appointment Anthony Kennedy wouldn't resign, continuing to keep it at 4-4 instead of 5-4 where Kennedy gets replaced by Kavanaugh And then Ginsburg dies in September 2020, and the Supreme Court becomes 4-3 Now the Republicans would REALLY refuse to fill the seat, because now it's a conservative majority again, and especially since the 2018 midterms under a Clinton administration would have probably turned the Senate even more red than it already is Checkmate
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Sep 28, 2020 07:41
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just think the orange man might wind up in an orange JUMPSUIT
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Sep 28, 2020 07:43
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punk rebel ecks posted:If Hillary won in 2016, then the Supreme Court would currently be 6-3 in favor of Democrats. The actual answer: - Hillary gets hit with impeachments every day until Pelosi just can't do anything anymore because that would be hard and could make republicans mad, so she lets one go through. - Hillary is impeached - Her VP (whatever he/she was/is/who/gently caress if i remember) is president. - In 2020, the president dies to Covid. - In 2020, the speaker of the house dies to covid - loving Chuck Grassely is president - The supreme court is replaced with a dairy queen
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Sep 28, 2020 07:46
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CodeJanitor posted:- The supreme court is replaced with a dairy queen in our darkest hour, is it Karen's time
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Sep 28, 2020 07:58
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lmfao that taintrunners only setting is 11
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Sep 28, 2020 07:59
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https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1310474349393174534?s=19
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Sep 28, 2020 08:01
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punk rebel ecks posted:If Hillary won in 2016, then the Supreme Court would currently be 6-3 in favor of Democrats. Lmao
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Sep 28, 2020 08:02
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lmao
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Sep 28, 2020 08:08
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at the end of the day, it's about keeping the riff-raff out of the Upper East Side
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Sep 28, 2020 08:12
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shocked, just shocked
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Sep 28, 2020 08:14
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Atrocious Joe posted:You wake up, chained to a wall by one arm in a dirty room. You see a saw next to you. A voice announces over a speaker that you can either cut off your arm or die from dehydration. The saw isn't strong enough to cut the chain. This analogy works perfectly, in fact. 4 inches beyond the reach of your hands is a cell phone labeled "Hawkins."
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Sep 28, 2020 08:15
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Wasn't there a tweet earlier that literally was like "If I had to get shot, I'd rather get shot in the leg rather than in the head" Biden: better than getting shot in the head
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Sep 28, 2020 08:17
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VR Native American posted:
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Sep 28, 2020 08:18
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Wasn't there a tweet earlier that literally was like "If I had to get shot, I'd rather get shot in the leg rather than in the head" IIRC this was Biden's version of police reform. Teach the cops to shoot them in the leg.
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Sep 28, 2020 08:19
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Judge Dredd Scott posted:lmfao consider that taint ran, drat
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Sep 28, 2020 08:19
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Tubgoat posted:This analogy works perfectly, in fact. THAT CELL PHONE DOESN'T WORK, I scream, not even trying to reach for it, as I hack away at my arm, happy that my captor gave me a reasonable alternative. I can get my arm sewn back on later, when this is all over.
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Sep 28, 2020 08:21
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Divot posted:IIRC this was Biden's version of police reform. Teach the cops to shoot them in the leg.
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Sep 28, 2020 08:22
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VomitOnLino posted:these taints don't run
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Sep 28, 2020 08:24
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Divot posted:IIRC this was Biden's version of police reform. Teach the cops to shoot them in the leg. funny thing this is literally what you're supposed to do with rubber bullets, and the cops aren't doing it
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Sep 28, 2020 08:25
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Wasn't there a tweet earlier that literally was like "If I had to get shot, I'd rather get shot in the leg rather than in the head" 
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Ghost Leviathan posted:funny thing this is literally what you're supposed to do with rubber bullets, and the cops aren't doing it Well, ricochet them off the ground into peoples' legs, but that's probably a little too math-adjacent for them. A child who never played Bubble Bobble is a dull child.
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