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Hustle Hound
Oct 21, 2012

all is known

Dr. Faustus posted:

No, really, the very wort guitarist snobs are at least 100,000x better in every way than you basement-dwelling panstu~~ fantasizing "japanimation" cartoonophiles all put together.

Kill yourselves.

Every one of you deserves torture and then ritual death.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQxsyA6s90Y

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man thats gross
Sep 4, 2004

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Dr. Faustus posted:

The real autists come out of the woodwork.

GBS Poster "I'm Crap" chimes in, but not before GOT A EXTRA TITTY.

i'm the autist defending my guitar honor on an internet

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

Stroll together, win together

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer
I accept your nomination.

man thats gross
Sep 4, 2004

I Might Be Adam
Jun 12, 2007

Skip the Waves, Syncopate
Forwards Backwards

This poo poo is amazing. Dr. Fuzzass gets mad about his precious guitar collection being made fun of, desperately attempts to reason and convince a group of anonymous people on the internet that his guitars are not ugly and posts links to his boring music, thus adding fuel to the fire, develops persecution complex, gets angry, apologizes for getting angry and turns over a new leaf promising to let it go, only to repeat the cycle into a spiral of guitautism and ugly JEM handled Steve Vai handjobs.

King of the thread indeed.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

reminder that dr faustus is honestly proud of that guitar collection

proud enough to post it on his own on the internet

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

GOT A EXTRA TITTY posted:

reminder that dr faustus is honestly proud of that guitar collection

proud enough to post it on his own on the internet

Any and all attention is good attention for the king of thread

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
we could just ignore the shithead because this is a pretty good thread otherwise

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Dr. Faustus posted:

No, really, the very wort guitarist snobs are at least 100,000x better in every way than you basement-dwelling panstu~~ fantasizing "japanimation" cartoonophiles all put together.

Kill yourselves.

Every one of you deserves torture and then ritual death.

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

comes along bort posted:

we could just ignore the shithead because this is a pretty good thread otherwise

oh yeah this thread is fun stuff

Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat

Declan MacManus posted:

oh yeah this thread is fun stuff



Lumpycaster?

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
i just realized the reason steve vai wears those dumb sunglasses is because the hairdo fan would dry out his eyes otherwise

XENA I LOVE YOU
Sep 11, 2010

AircraftNoise
May 9, 2008
king of te thread or whatever

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

comes along bort posted:

we could just ignore the shithead because this is a pretty good thread otherwise
If you were capable of this, it would have been over 30 pages ago.
Now I have my own SA gif. It's the best thing that's ever happened to me in 11 years on these forums.



Dr. Faustus fucked around with this message at 18:03 on Jan 5, 2014

Budget Prefuse
Sep 26, 2011

you're 41 years old and can't stop having meltdowns about lovely guitars and car games. life is hard when you're middle aged and white

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Prefuse posted:

life is hard when you're middle aged and white

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
People like Faustus and agreed are the worst aspects of guitar

Hustle Hound
Oct 21, 2012

all is known

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMeIJVfcccM

Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat
Dr Faustus is 41? I assumed he was 25 at the oldest. Now I just feel sad.

Godamn.

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.


These are the Walking Dead Peaveys the local music shop is selling.

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
oh wait, nevermind, this has turned into a helldump callout thread. sorry for keeping the thread on topic.

Hustle Hound
Oct 21, 2012

all is known

Stex T posted:

oh wait, nevermind, this has turned into a helldump callout thread. sorry for keeping the thread on topic.

by all means, please keep this thread on topic

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax

Dr. Faustus posted:

If you were capable of this, it would have been over 30 pages ago.
Now I have my own SA gif. It's the best thing that's ever happened to me in 11 years on these forums.





Oh poo poo, puppet master pulling strings on us

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Stex T posted:



These are the Walking Dead Peaveys the local music shop is selling.


destined for a tgi friday's wall display next to the route 66 and amoco signs

man thats gross
Sep 4, 2004

XENA I LOVE YOU
Sep 11, 2010

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

I really want this guitar now.

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot
I didn't realize it until now but I have always wanted that guitar.

Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat
Tasteful



It also shoots lasers out the end so you can blind the audience;

Bread Dragon
Apr 7, 2012
Faustus you seem like a fun guy, let's hang out some time.

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

Stroll together, win together

White Dog Eggs posted:

Dr Faustus is 41? I assumed he was 25 at the oldest. Now I just feel sad.

Godamn.

he also mentioned he works two retail jobs, while calling all of us basement dwellers. i legit feel terrible for saying that

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Rhopunzel posted:

he also mentioned he works two retail jobs, while calling all of us basement dwellers. i legit feel terrible for saying that

lmao is one of those at a guitar store because he seems like the type that refuses to let anyone even touch a single thing in the shop and scoffs at you when you mention what stuff you have at home

Flops
Mar 28, 2010

Look at all these lovely posts!
fancy


not so fancy

Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat

Flops posted:

not so fancy


I was literally just about to upload this, Seasick Steve is awesome.

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Spanish Manlove posted:

People like Faustus and agreed are the worst aspects of guitar

agreed is mostly agreeable though and i think he recognizes how :spergin: he is about guitar

White Dog Eggs posted:

Tasteful



It also shoots lasers out the end so you can blind the audience;



I thought this was for ugly guitars not amazing poo poo??

01011001
Dec 26, 2012


fatocaster

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man thats gross
Sep 4, 2004

Declan MacManus posted:

I thought this was for ugly guitars not amazing poo poo??

there is often quite a bit of overlap

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