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withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Thin Privilege posted:

How can that be a bear, it is so tiny.

They aren't born full size.

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Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
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withak posted:

They aren't born full size.

They’re not? :eyepop:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/WGwr35u.mp4

lol if raccoons aren't native to your area

just lol

Angry Salami
Jul 27, 2013

Don't trust the skull.

Thin Privilege posted:

They’re not? :eyepop:

Everyone knows bears are born as shapeless lumps of flesh, and have to be licked into shape by their mothers!

(Source: Pliny the Elder, c. 77 AD)

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
Can someone send some raccoons to australia tia

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sludge Tank posted:

Can someone send some raccoons to australia tia

At first, I thought that would just be cruel to raccoons, then I remembered how smart they are, and realized it would just be like Australia's rabbit problem, but way worse.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Just wait a few centuries and they'll develop a funny accent and eat Vegemite all day

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

goose willis posted:

Just wait a few centuries and they'll develop a funny accent and eat Vegemite all day

I assumed they'd be riding crocodiles and kangaroos.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Randaconda posted:

I assumed they'd be riding crocodiles and kangaroos.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

That's basically Florida.jpg.

Skeleton Mom
Aug 11, 2008

Raccoons would outcompete the Ibis as reigning Trash Animal of Australia pretty quickly I'd think. Haven't those poor birds suffered enough indignity?

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
Id take a trash panda over a loving bin chicken any day of the week

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
https://www.instagram.com/p/BjB8p77H1NT/

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

absolute unit

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Too fat too bathe self.

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

>wash washbear
:ins:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Wheany posted:

>wash washbear
:ins:

the circle is complete

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Now he has to eat himself. Tragic.

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1573080649378660&id=168146169872122

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
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I am lost, please help me


Raccoon saint will make sure you wash and eat.

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
Raccoons are like a cross between a dog and a cat. They have the curiosity and cunning of a cat but the derpiness and hilarity of a dog

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

BetterLekNextTime
Jul 22, 2008

It's all a matter of perspective...
Grimey Drawer

Me when I try to hit snooze but knock my alarm clock off the nightstand and it bounces way under the bed.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!


Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
Raccoon climbs into storm drain, gorges himself on sewer leavins, and becomes too fat to escape.



https://people.com/pets/fat-raccoon-gets-stuck-in-sewer-grate/

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

I love your username. Makes me giggle every time I see it.






Yes, that is a raccoon petting a kitty. I checked.


[Dry washbear]

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

jesus, look at this chubby boi

Kidney Stone
Dec 28, 2008

The worst pain ever!

In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit.

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!
Trying to make friends.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK1JpvUW6cc

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
lmao

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
:magical: VERY IMPORTANT!!! MUST CLICK!!! :magical:

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
:popeye:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:randstare:

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

Translation for you guys

raccoon.tema [s/he] hates when it’s clean 😍
P.S. Who found the dog?🙈😂 And the cat?😂🙈

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Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 12:02 on May 26, 2018

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
But what is the translation for what grubby is doing

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
Playing hide and seek with the dog 🙈😂 And the cat😂🙈

Edit: exclusive footage of a raccoon birth

Sludge Tank has a new favorite as of 14:53 on May 26, 2018

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



it's full of stars

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading
who washes the wash bears?

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Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
Beep beep special derivery

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