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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Reading this conversation is as physically draining and painful as any sporting event I've participated in.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Eifert Posting posted:

Reading this conversation is as physically draining and painful as any sporting event I've participated in.

Keep it up, sport!

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I think by the definition competitive eating is only a sport if they allow my change where you can gently caress with your opponents hot dogs

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

https://twitter.com/AB84/status/1265603303204884485

nice uniform combination

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Sex is a competition if it's just the two of you but a sport if she's pregnant.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Is he practicing for a cumback?

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Chichevache posted:

Is he practicing for a cumback?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-7bVZYy_ds

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Eifert Posting posted:

Reading this conversation is as physically draining and painful as any sporting event I've participated in.

posting is a sport

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Doltos posted:

Tennis isn't a sport it's an athletic competition I'm not sure why this is so confusing

Again athletic competitions aren't a bad thing they're just inferior to sports (ie baseball is an athletic competitions due to the nature of 1 on 1 matchups and is the worst of the four major "sports" even though it's technically not one)
What about the catcher? Are they coaches?

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Football is a sandwich.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Just so we are clear racing is a competitive engineering competition

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Metapod posted:

Just so we are clear racing is a competitive engineering competition

Well this plus a competitive cheating competition, at least back in the day. And almost surely now?

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Anger is a gift

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

kiimo posted:

Anger is a gift

Space Marine spotted

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Sport: reluctantly crouched at the starting line, engines pumping and thumping in time

Athletic competition: the arena is empty except for one man, still driving and striving as fast as he can

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

There's a weird optical illusion here were it looks like he suddenly starts side eyeing the camera as he shakes his head and I had to watch it like a dozen times to figure out that he wasn't actually doing that.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

get a better freaking screen!

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Eifert Posting posted:

There's a weird optical illusion here were it looks like he suddenly starts side eyeing the camera as he shakes his head and I had to watch it like a dozen times to figure out that he wasn't actually doing that.

That's not an optical illusion, it's a optical problem you have

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

Metapod posted:

Just so we are clear racing is a competitive engineering competition

even foot races?

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/egoldie80/status/1265742451907727360

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

:smith:

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Phobeste posted:

We're talking about objectively correct definitions here not the common misconception encoded in the dictionaries foisted on us by the capitalist elite

Irregardless!

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Amy Pole Her posted:

Irregardless!

For all intensive purposes, I agree.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Pursuing slightly younger Oliver Vernon is dumb when you have to give Myles The QB Breaker a pile of money soon

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010


:laffo:

We Got Us A Bread
Jul 23, 2007

shirts and skins posted:

Sport: reluctantly crouched at the starting line, engines pumping and thumping in time

Athletic competition: the arena is empty except for one man, still driving and striving as fast as he can

Where does XARM fit in?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAAJ2GUzWz8

Rooster Brooster
Mar 30, 2001

Maybe it doesn't really matter anymore.

shirts and skins posted:

Sport: reluctantly crouched at the starting line, engines pumping and thumping in time

Athletic competition: the arena is empty except for one man, still driving and striving as fast as he can

A good post

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Spelling is a sport.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Probably Magic posted:

Spelling is a sport.

Give me little kids mouthing off after nailing a round and I am all in on watching spelling bees.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

gently caress this poo poo.

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1266067120833658887?s=20

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

Football is great, but the National Football League sucks and deserves no less than to be called the "No Fun League".

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
It's Mahomes fault. He tweeted this and got the other owners scared:

https://twitter.com/PatrickMahomes/status/1263543823004848133

Thanks a lot Pat.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
They saw Mahomes' tweet and decided to go back to the drawing board


They'll probably amend it to 4th-and-20

E: son of a biscuit!

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



4th and 15 but... the ball is live once it crosses the line of scrimmage.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1266076411695108097?s=19

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

people are gonna scream about 8 lol. 9 is stupid. increasing from 2 to 3 to come off the IR is good

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1266073442505437184?s=20

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

This is the worst football news I've heard this month.

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Bill Belichick got big mad his own trick was used against him so they canceled it. Booooooo.

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