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Do you wanna read the saga of a goon getting drunk and indiscriminately firing a gun at random things in or near the household while adamantly insisting everybody ELSE is the irresponsible rear end in a top hat, especially the mod that stuffed spicy Orangutang pinecones up the OP's virgin rear end? I bet you do! curiousgeorge posted:Oh, and I'm sure you are the imaculate loving conception, huh? Lincoln`s Wax posted:As you wish.
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I have this idea that most of us are weird, yes, but basically cool and nice, and then come these reports from the depths of subforums I could not even begin to give a poo poo about and then I remember why the local news has our URL on autocomplete
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Pastry of the Year posted:I have this idea that most of us are weird, yes, but basically cool and nice, and then come these reports from the depths of subforums I could not even begin to give a poo poo about and then I remember why the local news has our URL on autocomplete Because it's the the place to learn fun words like "herped"?
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I present this brief but delightful SA Mart thread (plus free bump for OP) https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3894373
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I present this brief but delightful SA Mart thread (plus free bump for OP) That sweet summer child.
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I present this brief but delightful SA Mart thread (plus free bump for OP) Goon since 2007. How can they be so innocent?
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EorayMel posted:Do you wanna read the saga of a goon getting drunk and indiscriminately firing a gun at random things in or near the household while adamantly insisting everybody ELSE is the irresponsible rear end in a top hat, especially the mod that stuffed spicy Orangutang pinecones up the OP's virgin rear end? But for ARFCOM, it was Tuesday.
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Someone get me some titles cause damned if that god war and magic bear doesn't sound bugfuck insane enough to be amazing. God War is the Avatar trilogy: Shadowdale, Tantras, Waterdeep. There are two later additions, Prince of Lies and Crucible, if you want to keep reading about Cyric and Kelemvor. Bear God is the 4e Elminster trilogy: Elminster Must Die, Bury Elminster Deep, Elminster Enraged. I have no idea how any of this is going to read to someone new who doesn’t know anything about the Forgotten Realms. Crazy, yes, readable, I’m not sure. The Avatar trilogy is also the background for the popular Baldur’s Gate series of computer RPGs, I should note.
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I present this brief but delightful SA Mart thread (plus free bump for OP) It's so perfect.
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   Arivia posted:These are all Forgotten Realms books. Ok so Forgotten Realms > Dragonlance obviously, but have there ever been any crossovers? there was nothing good about dragonlance except the little elf-hobbits that people end up wanting to kill also it sucks that MZB was a kid fiddler thats hosed up, but I liked her Darkover series so death of the author and all
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Syd Midnight posted:Ok so Forgotten Realms > Dragonlance obviously, but have there ever been any crossovers? I like Dragonlance better, to be honest. Part of it is how tired I am of how all-in WotC is on Forgotten Realms.
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There’s little crossovers here and there but nothing super major. Back in the day when all of these settings were getting real attention TSR didn’t do crossovers much. Instead they had these three big overarching settings that were the connecting glue for the rest of D&D, and they sold those settings as allowing you to travel from one campaign world to another. Those settings were Spelljammer (magic space flight between planets), Planescape (traveling between alternate dimensions), and Ravenloft (an evil prison horror dimension that everyone super evil from elsewhere in the universe was summoned to.) Each of those has its own books that include content from the other settings. So there’s a Planescape book about the gods and where they live, and it includes the Forgotten Realms and Dragonlance gods, but it’s a Planescape book, not a crossover for those two settings. The only exception I can think of is a popular magazine column by Ed Greenwood called the Wizards Three where Elminster and a wizard from Dragonlance and a wizard from Greyhawk meet and swap stories. Also if you like Dragonlance there’s a let’s read of the Dragonlance books starting up in Trad Games.
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Arivia posted:Dragonlance Raistlin was kind of a dick. I remember being shocked when I, a dumb teen nerd, read the section where there is time travel or something and the world is all hosed up because he won, and killed one of the gods of magic, and Caramon realises what has happened when he sees the hourglass sigil in the sky.
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Guess threadanimist posted:in my first round as science, i did a social experiment: if you leave a bunch of syringes labeled METH in a hallway, will people inject themselves? the answer: yes
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Nailed it. There’s only one thing that produces stories like that.
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Yo, flashstickjustice killed themselves so could we maybe not turn that into a 'haha goons amirite?' quote joke?
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Ariong posted:Nailed it. There’s only one thing that produces stories like that. How is this an actual game? SugarAddict posted:If I remember correctly, Holy water heals brain damage on touch, and you can extract that from onions. Might be a better alternative than mannitol in some situations.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:How is this an actual game? Space Station 13 is a game that is literally built on spite. It's a decade-long amalgamation of various people liking the game, hating what the previous people who worked on it did, and building new features on top of it while fixing the predecessor's. Repeat, branch, merge, stare into abyss that is the source code and scream, repeat. It started off as a basic atmospheric simulator.
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Did ruddha get banned or lose interest? I remember he used to seemingly get quoted in this thread super regularly, not now so much
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How could anyone lose interest in THIS
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Space Station 13 is a game that is literally built on spite. It's a decade-long amalgamation of various people liking the game, hating what the previous people who worked on it did, and building new features on top of it while fixing the predecessor's. Now it's pretty much a funny story generator. The elevator speech I give people about it is that it's a 2d spaceman game where you can beat a man to the ground with his own severed rear end, then finish him off by injecting a mixture of his own vomit and the vomit of others into his eyeballs. Sometimes, there are clowns.
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just remember that the stories you read here are 1000 times more entertaining than actually playing the game, where you have to infer what's going on from a scrolling chat log and some 2d sprites straight out of 1995
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I dunno man, it just seems very monkey cheese lol random bullshit in a package that's a slight upgrade from from dwarf fortress.
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You're not wrong, it takes a bit of imagination and artistic license, plus about ten rounds of nothing much exciting happening to you (Or just being a short and bloody part of other people's excitement), to get a story where you dance around a vampire in a darkened hall as he tries to dominate you with vampiric powers and drain your blood, until you manage to splash him in the face with a beaker of sarin and get away while he starts convulsing. And that's ignoring the various other actors in this saga, like the botanist mailing explosive tomatoes to engineering, which is why the hallway was dark, or the chef being the one to make the sarin before he stood to close to the machine while it was cooking, or the staff assistant who spent the entire round playing the saxophone in a bathtub full of instant soup and had nothing to do with anything.
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TheMaskedUgly posted:lol goon death
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TheMaskedUgly posted:lol goon death
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All goons die. But only like three of them have ever truly lived. (They're dead now too)
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:All goons die. But only like three of them have ever truly lived. (They're dead now too) Except for me, I will live forever. I'm gonna be the last one on these forums
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TontoCorazon posted:Except for me, I will live forever. Cyborg Lowtax is not amused.
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Goon death, the best death. Too goony to live, too stupid to die
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Not a fan of death per se but I gotta say I'm a big fan of accurate predictions.
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:All goons die. But only like three of them have ever truly lived. (They're dead now too) caro lives
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cock hero flux posted:caro lives against all reason
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Dameius posted:Cyborg Lowtax is not amused. If that means I get to be something awful's B.J. Blazkowicz I will take you down mecha lowtax
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Wasn't there something a bunch of years back where Lowtax said our user license agreements say we all go into some tomb and our souls belong to Lowtax to power his immortality or some poo poo, or was i taking more drugs than i actually remember?
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:Wasn't there something a bunch of years back where Lowtax said our user license agreements say we all go into some tomb and our souls belong to Lowtax to power his immortality or some poo poo, or was i taking more drugs than i actually remember? 
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:Wasn't there something a bunch of years back where Lowtax said our user license agreements say we all go into some tomb and our souls belong to Lowtax to power his immortality or some poo poo, or was i taking more drugs than i actually remember? Yeah well joke’s on him, Aphrodite isn’t even my real name.
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