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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Picnic Princess posted:

I don't care what anyone says, dog puke is NOT food.

Better tell dogs that.

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

https://twitter.com/Reizi_am00/status/928947177715408897

There's so many things I could say about this one that I can't bring myself to actually pick one.

How about that is a Pro lapse!

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
Courtesy of the gibbis cursed images thread:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

bloom posted:

Courtesy of the gibbis cursed images thread:

would, opossum is fine

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I went through a lot of childhood thinking possums and opossums were opposites

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Randaconda posted:

would, opossum is fine

:randstare:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

uPen posted:

Bad lighting and I'm not thrilled about enormous chunks of celery in my rice but would.
Celery means its probably jambalaya which never photographs well and is sometimes bad, but odds are good it tastes fine.

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Data Graham posted:

I went through a lot of childhood thinking possums and opossums were opposites

Like in a matter/anti-matter sorta way?

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben

It looks ashamed of its own existence.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

bloom posted:

Courtesy of the gibbis cursed images thread:

Not a possum :colbert:

You can see the rodent inscicors, so it's probably some kind of cuy or guinea pig.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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a kitten posted:

Like in a matter/anti-matter sorta way?

Yeah, or like salt and pepper, or gas stovetop vs. electric, or cable TV vs. ... whatever we had (I assumed "electric")

I had some kid theories let me tell you

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Data Graham posted:

kid theories

If this hasn't already been a thread, it absolutely needs to be.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

Why is it blue??? That reminds me of that purple ketchup Hienz made when I was a kid, it tasted exactly like normal ketchup, but the colour was so off-putting.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

DariusLikewise posted:

Why is it blue??? That reminds me of that purple ketchup Hienz made when I was a kid, it tasted exactly like normal ketchup, but the colour was so off-putting.

They had green too, and I literally could not eat it. I tried so hard, but I could not force myself to ingest any of it, it freaked me out.

My friends had no issue of course. They would shovel that poo poo in while I was just :randstare:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

They had green too, and I literally could not eat it. I tried so hard, but I could not force myself to ingest any of it, it freaked me out.

My friends had no issue of course. They would shovel that poo poo in while I was just :randstare:

Same! My friends loved it but my brain would trick me into thinking the green tasted like grass or something, I thought it was incredibly disgusting

and I have no idea what's up with that pizza. When I google image it the suggestion just says "plate"

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

Aesop Poprock posted:

Same! My friends loved it but my brain would trick me into thinking the green tasted like grass or something, I thought it was incredibly disgusting

and I have no idea what's up with that pizza. When I google image it the suggestion just says "plate"

google probably didn't equate the color blue with belonging to a pizza

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Schubalts posted:

Fried rice, but made with Rice-A-Roni.

Yeah, I was calling Rice-a-Roni, too. I get a hankering for that stuff every once in a while. The level of MSG in the stuff is drat near debilitating.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I was not allowed to eat the fun ketchup, but that honestly might have been the only lovely kiddie food that I had no interest in. Why would you even do that??? Kids eat ketchup ANYWAYS, it basically has no nutritional value, and even the most stereotypical American doesn't say, "Eat your ketchup or no TV!" I mean, honestly.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

https://twitter.com/Reizi_am00/status/928947177715408897

There's so many things I could say about this one that I can't bring myself to actually pick one.
For a minute there I thought that pink thing was a washcloth.

I'm still not 100% convinced it isn't.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


I'm not into the cum but it looks like egg yolk, raw or lightly simmered beef, rice, and pickled ginger with some furikake or shichimi on top so I'm on board. Weird looking gyudon.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Grand Fromage posted:

Weird looking gyudon.

Well yeah, it would be when they try to make it looked like a post-coitus uncircumcised dick.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Grand Fromage posted:

I'm not into the cum but

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


It wouldn't be authentically Japanese without mayo sprayed all over it.

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

They had green too, and I literally could not eat it. I tried so hard, but I could not force myself to ingest any of it, it freaked me out.

My friends had no issue of course. They would shovel that poo poo in while I was just :randstare:


Aesop Poprock posted:

Same! My friends loved it but my brain would trick me into thinking the green tasted like grass or something, I thought it was incredibly disgusting

and I have no idea what's up with that pizza. When I google image it the suggestion just says "plate"

Always good to know the animal part of your brain is working normally!

Thousands of years of trial and error and lots of death have gone into forming an instinctive revulsion of "thing that looks like a familiar edible but is a drastically different colour."

It's not the colour itself. We recognise blueberries or kiwis or aubergines as food despite being bright blue or green or purple. things that look like something we know is safe to eat but are a different colour than we ever see in that food usually means it is spoiled/rotten/diseased or that we incorrectly identified it (that vine fruit looks just like a tomato plant but is dark purple instead of red/yellow...oh it's nightshade)

Of course now food science leads to any combination of colours and flavours, but our brain still does its best to keep you from inadvertently poisoning yourself because you'll stick anything in your dumb monkey gob

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Elizabethan Error posted:

google probably didn't equate the color blue with belonging to a pizza

Does having an AI pass judgment count as a pizza rule?

OutsideAngel
May 4, 2008

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

https://twitter.com/Reizi_am00/status/928947177715408897

There's so many things I could say about this one that I can't bring myself to actually pick one.

The raw yolk looks weird, but the fatty richness really helps bridge the starchy rice and lean roast beef.

HappyKitty
Jul 11, 2005

Grand Fromage posted:

I'm not into the cum but it looks like egg yolk, raw or lightly simmered beef, rice, and pickled ginger with some furikake or shichimi on top so I'm on board. Weird looking gyudon.

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bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
I don't know much about cooking, but I don't think "lightly simmered beef" should be bright pink.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Grand Fromage posted:

It wouldn't be authentically Japanese without mayo sprayed all over it.
I'm worried it's tororo. :ohdear:

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Hirayuki posted:

I'm worried it's tororo. :ohdear:


Food should not do that.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Yawgmoth posted:

Food should not do that.

Food doesn't.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Looks like really gooey melted cheese.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Looks like really gooey melted cheese.
It super isn't.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Hirayuki posted:

It super isn't.

Yeah it's that horrible poo poo you dip into other dumb poo poo. But there are ither things in the food world that sort of look like that so

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Yeah it's that horrible poo poo you dip into other dumb poo poo.

Please only say nice things about my dick.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Pastry of the Year posted:

Please only say nice things about my dick.

It's cute and svelte.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
way to murder poor dudes weener ego forever

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

sneakyfrog posted:

way to murder poor dudes weener ego forever

No, THIS is how you murder weener ego:



(NB this is from that "Cooking with Soup" cookbook mentioned a while back; sadly, what I got was the 1970 "second revised edition" and the soupizza from the Campbell's ad somehow didn't make the cut)

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Pastry of the Year posted:

No, THIS is how you murder weener ego:



(NB this is from that "Cooking with Soup" cookbook mentioned a while back; sadly, what I got was the 1970 "second revised edition" and the soupizza from the Campbell's ad somehow didn't make the cut)

I would murder that, if that's what you mean.

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