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Women love when you assume they are superficial gold diggers who only like clubbing. I can’t see why your online dating profile might turn away the dumpster-diving hippie dream girl you are searching for. E: great page snipe here
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Tubgoat posted:Oh no, if rejection was an Olympic event, I'd be barred from competing due to already being a professional, my issue is actually meeting single persons of my preference in common social spaces of mutual interest. Even though I have some money I dress like absolute poo poo and don't go anywhere expensive basically ever. I have no problem meeting women or having sexual relationships with them. I think maybe you just have an appalling personality. Try going to a park, or a library, or a museum (on a free day). If you can make basic conversation and not come off like a giant weirdo creep, you can meet people anywhere. I met my last girlfriend waiting for a bus.
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# ? Jul 1, 2019 13:52 |
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I just got an email ad for a VR Penn & Teller "Prank Game" and I am now convinced that VR is a blight that must be scourged from the Earth at all costs.
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# ? Jul 1, 2019 14:31 |
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If pedantic nerds are going to browbeat me into pronouncing GIF with a hard G because it stands for "Graphic Interchange Format" then they have to pronounce JPEG as "Jay-feg".
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# ? Jul 1, 2019 16:30 |
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How do you pronounce Gilbert
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# ? Jul 1, 2019 17:14 |
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Why, Jill-bert, of course. And don't forget about Mr. Sullivan, whose double L tends to trip up non-Spanish-speakers. Real PHUO: Hearing said obstinate nerds pronounce it like the peanut butter brand makes me irrationally angry, like they and their friends are plumbing my ear canal with a tuft of prairie grass. Tubgoat has a new favorite as of 17:20 on Jul 1, 2019 |
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"Jill-Bert" How do you pronounce giraffe?
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# ? Jul 1, 2019 17:18 |
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steinrokkan posted:How do you pronounce Gilbert Frank.
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# ? Jul 1, 2019 17:23 |
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It's right up there with pineapple on pizza in terms of small preferential differences that weird nerds get performatively angry about. Like I guess I'm weak and my bloodlines weak and I won't survive through the winter blah blah blah but at least I'm not the one who belted out a tired, overly rehearsed internet meme in a busy pizza joint.
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# ? Jul 1, 2019 17:28 |
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PHUO: It doesn't belong on ALL pizza, certainly, but pineapple really helps balance out the excessive salt content of the more popular meats. Obviously it doesn't belong on, say, more traditional-style pizza, but it's really good on American-style pizzas.
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Riatsala posted:It's right up there with pineapple on pizza in terms of small preferential differences that weird nerds get performatively angry about. Like I guess I'm weak and my bloodlines weak and I won't survive through the winter blah blah blah but at least I'm not the one who belted out a tired, overly rehearsed internet meme in a busy pizza joint. Donald knows what's up
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# ? Jul 1, 2019 17:36 |
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steinrokkan posted:How do you pronounce Gilbert J-Eel-Burt The true way.
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# ? Jul 1, 2019 18:21 |
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Wait, I got it, it's Djeel-bair.
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# ? Jul 1, 2019 18:22 |
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Tubgoat posted:Wait, I got it, it's Djeel-bair. It's got the cajun pronunciation, the french bullshit, and the southern drawl to it. You found it, the actual way to pronounce Gilbert
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# ? Jul 1, 2019 18:27 |
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Tubgoat posted:Wait, I got it, it's Djeel-bair. Zheel-beh-uh.
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# ? Jul 1, 2019 18:31 |
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Eh, spidey’s hot but my first choice would be Thor Imagine web-slinging though.
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# ? Jul 1, 2019 18:38 |
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They actually made a spider man game for PSVR but it was just a free movie tie in that was like 20 minutes long and not very good. An actual good Spider Man VR game would be amazing though. The Iron Man game sounds dope at least. I guess you have to mimic how he flies and shoots with your hands. People that have tried it all seem to say it's cool as hell. https://www.polygon.com/2019/4/3/18292074/iron-man-vr-game-ps4-psvr
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# ? Jul 1, 2019 18:44 |
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Tubgoat posted:"sex is blocked behind a paywall" Having money certainly is an attractive quality, to most people, but it's just one among many. For example, I'm 6'4''. That seems to help. You might consider starting some kind of anarcho syndicalist collective, or maybe doing some open mics or something. That would at least show passion and work ethic, while not tainting you with money.
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# ? Jul 1, 2019 20:08 |
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This thread gives good advice overall and I appreciate it.Tiggum posted:Zheel-beh-uh.
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# ? Jul 1, 2019 20:16 |
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Riatsala posted:If pedantic nerds are going to browbeat me into pronouncing GIF with a hard G because it stands for "Graphic Interchange Format" then they have to pronounce JPEG as "Jay-feg". You've got it wrong, the pedantic ones are the ones who insist it's pronounced jiff just because the "creator" says it that way. He doesn't get to decide, just like JK Rowling can't decide anything she didn't explicitly write into the harry potter books. Nobody except people who want to smugly say "well acccttttuallly, it's JIFF" at people say it that way.
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 00:35 |
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I've never tried to force my opinion on others, but I say it that way. I've faced ridicule and violence for my beliefs but this is a free country and I know my rights officer.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:You've got it wrong, the pedantic ones are the ones who insist it's pronounced jiff just because the "creator" says it that way. He doesn't get to decide, just like JK Rowling can't decide anything she didn't explicitly write into the harry potter books. Nobody except people who want to smugly say "well acccttttuallly, it's JIFF" at people say it that way. I think I'm fine with JK saying all the stupid bullshit about Harry Potter, because it is very obvious she wants to make her fans mad, because she probably (and justifiably) hates them.
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 04:39 |
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I flip between "gif" and "jif" just to see who it pisses off around me. It doesn't matter to me because both are inferior to the .png (pronounced PIIIIIING)
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 04:53 |
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If .jpg is "jay-peg" then .png is "pee-neg".
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 04:58 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I flip between "gif" and "jif" just to see who it pisses off around me. It doesn't matter to me because both are inferior to the .png (pronounced PIIIIIING) I think this is the correct answer. And choosy moms choose the hard 'g'
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 05:29 |
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I insist on pronouncing Mario as "Merry-Oh" and will correct myself if I pronounce it properly, but only when talking about the plumber
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Danaru posted:I insist on pronouncing Mario as "Merry-Oh" and will correct myself if I pronounce it properly, but only when talking about the plumber So Mario Lopez or Mario Van Peebles, right out?
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 06:29 |
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PHUO: Rowling saying Dumbledore was gay after she finished the last book was fine. It was really obvious subtext and the book is from Harry's point of view and he's a bit of an idiot.
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Doctor Spaceman posted:PHUO: Rowling saying Dumbledore was gay after she finished the last book was fine. It was really obvious subtext and the book is from Harry's point of view and he's a bit of an idiot. I still think it was a kind of cowardly way of doing it, retconning it after she's already made the bulk of her money and doesn't care if she offends anyone now. There will always be people who deny that there are any gay wizards because she didn't put in even one line that explicitly says it. I'm torn because on one hand hearing about which wizards are loving/going to gently caress was by far the worst part of the series and knowing dumbledore likes dudes is irrelevant to Harry's story, but on the other hand if people want to call it "lgbt inclusive" there has to be more than subtext and "expanding" (pulling things out of her rear end) by the author.
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 12:09 |
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PHUO: She just wanted those ControversyBux (TM) because she knows idiots cannot help themselves buying her books to performatively burn. The "revelation" wasn't even an answer to the question asked.
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Doctor Spaceman posted:PHUO: Rowling saying Dumbledore was gay after she finished the last book was fine. It was really obvious subtext and the book is from Harry's point of view and he's a bit of an idiot. Even in that case he's a bad gay character. Only being allowed to be subtext is a huge criticism of how gay characters are written in children's media E: for my own unpopular opinion: Kraft mac n cheese is extremely good if you don't overcook it and don't use any milk Saagonsa has a new favorite as of 12:28 on Jul 2, 2019 |
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Gay Dumbledore is cowardly but fits in the story she wrote. I didn’t need to know about wizards making GBS threads in hallways or that there totally was a jewish kid at Hogwarts Also, she loses any Gay Dumbledore credit for not raising a fuss when they recast Ron’s fling from a black girl to a white girl in the movie where it happens.
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 12:55 |
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If you care at all about Harry Potter, you have already lost
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 13:10 |
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You don't need a character to say they're gay or "act gay" in any kind of media for them to be a gay character, and it's extremely patronizing to gay people to have characters whose whole personality is "i like people of my own gender" in the media they consume, example: Janey Springs from Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel. Thanks, Anthony "casting couch cause' my wife's getting consensual dick" Burch!Collapsing Farts posted:If you care at all about Harry Potter, you have already lost basically.
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spit on my clit posted:You don't need a character to say they're gay or "act gay" in any kind of media for them to be a gay character, and it's extremely patronizing to gay people to have characters whose whole personality is "i like people of my own gender" in the media they consume, example: Janey Springs from Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel. Thanks, Anthony "casting couch cause' my wife's getting consensual dick" Burch! I’mma stay skeptical of the fygm terf libéral going “oh no see, my book was woke all along!”
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:I’mma stay skeptical of the fygm terf libéral going “oh no see, my book was woke all along!” I have no idea what the gently caress those terms mean, and I don't want to know what they mean. I was talking about the use of gay characters in general, and I don't really want to equate her saying "wizard gay, so what" to the insane stuff she says about the books to rile up her lovely fans.
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Collapsing Farts posted:If you care at all about Harry Potter, you have already lost It's a lot harder to find people online to talk endlessly about trivia with The Dark Tower so I resort to obsessing over it sometimes, even though HP is a vastly inferior series and Stephen King is just a much better writer on every level.
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 21:46 |
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I’d rather know someone’s Harry Potter house than Myers-Briggs type E: full disclosure I have a tattoo of the white tree of Gondor so that’s where I stand on fantasies E2: imagine Lovecraft’s twitter. Edgar Allen Ho has a new favorite as of 22:35 on Jul 2, 2019 |
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How about classics, like Lord of the Rings? It at least is far enough removed that you don't have to read what the author says on twitter.
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doverhog posted:How about classics, like Lord of the Rings? It at least is far enough removed that you don't have to read what the author says on twitter. Just ask everybody on witter what Silmarilion character they are.
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