You poor, sad man who cannot find joy in life's simple pleasures.
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 11:35 |
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# ? Jun 3, 2024 21:56 |
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THE AWESOME GHOST posted:No trouble, it's just fun for about 1/4th of the games runtime this could also be said of Batman, Dark Souls, DmC, etc.
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 11:41 |
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if you mash in batman you die
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 12:39 |
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ArfJason posted:if you mash in batman you die this is only true with bosses.
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 12:41 |
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Nasgate posted:this could also be said of Batman, Dark Souls, DmC, etc. Sure if you're retarded
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 13:53 |
Don't forget that Mordor game, too.
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 13:55 |
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Gamer goons, you all eat disgusting poo poo, so this is right up your alley. Need a goon that lives in the Philippines (thats the only country with KFC that has it) to go buy this:
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 15:40 |
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Well clearly, it's Pure Food. I'd feed it to my children. And my dog.
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 16:12 |
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nobody plays suda51 games for the gameplay actually Lollipop chainsaw and Shadow of the Damned had solid gameplay though
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 16:12 |
I said come in! posted:Gamer goons, you all eat disgusting poo poo, so this is right up your alley. Need a goon that lives in the Philippines (thats the only country with KFC that has it) to go buy this: whoa is that CHEESE
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 16:43 |
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Kewpuh posted:whoa is that CHEESE I think it's mustard but I can't decide.
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 16:44 |
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It's cheese.
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 16:46 |
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I said come in! posted:Gamer goons, you all eat disgusting poo poo, so this is right up your alley. Need a goon that lives in the Philippines (thats the only country with KFC that has it) to go buy this: gently caress, I can feel my arteries hardening just looking at it!
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 17:03 |
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Stiq a fork in them, they're dead... http://www.joystiq.com/2015/01/27/joystiq-closing-shop/
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 17:43 |
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Wamdoodle posted:gently caress, I can feel my arteries hardening just looking at it! The hot dog seems entirely superfluous. I mean I doubt you would even be able to taste it. Fill it with southern style pulled pork and dump a bucket of spicy BBQ sauce on it and I would be all about that though.
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 17:45 |
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the elder scrolls online had a patch and it is so big I am just wondering if them changing most of the game is a sign that they were never ready for launch
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 18:40 |
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Third World Reggin posted:the elder scrolls online had a patch and it is so big I am just wondering if them changing most of the game is a sign that they were never ready for launch These days an mmo hitting retail is basically a paid beta before it goes f2p. And somehow people keep falling for it.
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 18:45 |
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Third World Reggin posted:the elder scrolls online had a patch and it is so big I am just wondering if them changing most of the game is a sign that they were never ready for launch Zenimax knew the game would be a flop before release, and were already way behind schedule making it (and way over budget) so they poo poo out TESO and locked a bunch of stuff behind a pre-order paywall, and release crazy expensive special editions to recoup some of their losses. They supported the game for about six months, in that time people found out how to mass dupe items by accident, the in-game economy was crushed, there were lots of mass bans, etc, apparently even streaming it on Twitch can get you in trouble for some reason and on top of that the game itself screws up TES lore, graphical glitches are everywhere, you can walk through poo poo, it's really bad
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 18:47 |
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I have no idea how you release a game for 60 bucks plus 15 per month right now next to Guild Wars 2 and not feel a deep sense of shame. Not that GW2 is totally incredible but it's a well made and well supported MMO with no monthly fee at all.
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 18:51 |
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zenintrude posted:Stiq a fork in them, they're dead... Hopefully that remains a rumor
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 18:55 |
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Fergus Mac Roich posted:I have no idea how you release a game for 60 bucks plus 15 per month right now next to Guild Wars 2 and not feel a deep sense of shame. Not that GW2 is totally incredible but it's a well made and well supported MMO with no monthly fee at all. the original FF14 was so bad that it was essentially F2P for the first six months, because square kept giving out "apology months" to players who were angry about how garbage it was. also they outsourced the translation to china, which led to some great fuckups: rip, original ffxiv Excels fucked around with this message at 18:57 on Jan 27, 2015 |
# ? Jan 27, 2015 18:55 |
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I really liked it when people in the thread kept saying that 15 bucks isn't going to be a deal breaker because 15 bucks is nothing. They couldn't figure out that there were just other offers that were better games for the same price or cheaper and both of those were issues. Now people are saying they may play again since the sub is dropped, like it was an issue all along.
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 18:56 |
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Excels posted:the original FF14 was so bad that it was essentially F2P for the first six months, because square kept giving out "apology months" to players who were angry about how garbage it was. also they outsourced the translation to china, which led to some great fuckups: New FF14 is pretty darned good, too bad about the fee.
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 19:01 |
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zenintrude posted:Stiq a fork in them, they're dead... good article actually
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 19:05 |
Fergus Mac Roich posted:I have no idea how you release a game for 60 bucks plus 15 per month right now next to Guild Wars 2 and not feel a deep sense of shame. Not that GW2 is totally incredible but it's a well made and well supported MMO with no monthly fee at all. Because Guild Wars 2 is a hollow shell of the first game and the only poo poo they release nowadays is really boring "Living Story" crap or whatever they call it where your character acts second fiddle to the writer's Mary Sue characters.
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 19:13 |
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Fergus Mac Roich posted:I have no idea how you release a game for 60 bucks plus 15 per month right now next to Guild Wars 2 and not feel a deep sense of shame. Not that GW2 is totally incredible but it's a well made and well supported MMO with no monthly fee at all. I played GW2 at release so maybe things have changed now, but at the time I thought it probably would have been better as a subscription game given they'd just replaced the monthly fee with extortionate in-game costs on everything from character progression to fast travel with the intention of making you buy gold, the only reason I could afford grandmaster talent training was because I lucked across one of the highest selling runes on the market at the time. At least games like WoW are somewhat upfront about how much they're gonna gently caress you
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 19:19 |
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Honestly i miss the times where you just spend your honest 10-15 bucks a month and did not have to deal with all the poo poo they want to sell you on the side. The drugdealer tactix of fixing you onto something for free to then milk you pisses me off. It's not even that i fall for most of that poo poo (my sin is EA) but to deal with it and the often lovely gamedecisions coming from that really ruin a lot of otherwise good games.
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 19:50 |
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GW2's gold economy has kind of stabilized to an okay place for a non-subscription game. Unless you're after the rare skins, you can just trade like $10 for gold and outfit a character or two with what is basically maxed out armor, which would take much longer through frinding in game. Since you can convert funbux to gold and vice versa, the cash shop is basically their gold sink now rather than repair costs. There's still some inflation with that, and its effectiveness depends on them continuing to put things people would want in the cash shop. Getting gold in game is super tedious, though.
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 20:08 |
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Greece's new finance minister is the economist Valve hired for the Steam Market.
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 20:21 |
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ArfJason posted:Hopefully that remains a rumor Pretty much confirmed at this point: https://twitter.com/Sliwinski/status/560156310625587200 Anyone in the market for people with no marketable skills?
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 20:26 |
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A Steampunk Gent posted:I played GW2 at release so maybe things have changed now, but at the time I thought it probably would have been better as a subscription game given they'd just replaced the monthly fee with extortionate in-game costs on everything from character progression to fast travel with the intention of making you buy gold, the only reason I could afford grandmaster talent training was because I lucked across one of the highest selling runes on the market at the time. At least games like WoW are somewhat upfront about how much they're gonna gently caress you That's total bullshit. I spent a bit of money for gems to increase my bank size and buy character slots when the game came out, but just because I appreciated the lack of a subscription fee. Fast travel is cheap enough that after level 20 or so you can use it pretty much constantly, and I don't remember exactly how traits worked when the game came out but I had no problem affording mine without ever touching the marketplace.
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 20:26 |
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Fergus Mac Roich posted:Greece's new finance minister is the economist Valve hired for the Steam Market. The first step to getting Valve its own country.
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 20:47 |
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All MMOs are poo poo. Just designed to suck as much cash as possible from the player base, as long as possible, with the least amount of developer resources.
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 20:50 |
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MMOs can be good, actually
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 21:02 |
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Vindictus is a good Mini Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 21:07 |
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If Dragon's Dogma Online ever gets a western release I'm probably going to give that a spin even though it already sounds terrible I wanna roleplay as a pawn in voicechat with pubbies
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 21:11 |
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THE PENETRATOR posted:Vindictus is a good Mini Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game No game that sells haircuts for 5bux is good. Unless it's some kind of barbershop simulator. That being said, I'm still looking forward to trying out Black Desert when it's English
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 21:15 |
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king's bounty is a lot better than i expected. the writing is atrocious garbage though
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 21:18 |
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Pews posted:No game that sells haircuts for 5bux is good. Unless it's some kind of barbershop simulator. haircuts and underwear are the only things you can buy, though, and you can't even convert real cash to fake cash like in lovely cash shop simulator Guild Wars 2 which heck, you still had to pay $50 for to even play
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 21:27 |
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# ? Jun 3, 2024 21:56 |
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thats right...u buy underwear... currently my karok has a thermal sweater and longjohns which is the default but i intend to give him a speedo.
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 21:27 |